Beep Beep  

Weeload2 58M
548 posts
11/17/2021 11:29 am
Beep Beep


Ron is a 67 year old man from Arizona who would ride his bicycle to his brother's house every weekend. It usually took him 2 hours, and he always made it by there by 2 PM.

One day he was feeling especially frisky, and decided he'd try to make the ride in just 1 hour. With a determined grin, he put on his helmet and started pedaling.

30 minutes later, he collapsed from exhaustion while going up a hill. While sitting there, a Corvette pulls up and asks him if he needs a ride.

Ron looks at his watch and sees that he would be late otherwise, but there is already a passenger in the car.

Ron says, "Thanks for the offer, but how am I supposed to get a ride if there's no seat left in the car?"

"No problem,"says the man in the Corvette, I've got a rope in the back. We'll tie your bike to the back bumper and you can ride. It'll be a bit windy for you but I'm sure we can make it work."

Ron thinks that this doesn't exactly sound safe, but he doesn't want to be late, so he agrees to the solution.

They take off and the driver yells back, "Just yell 'beep beep' if I'm going too fast."

Ron gives a thumbs up and off they go.

For the first 5 miles, everything goes fine. Suddenly, a Ferrari blows past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette takes off to race him, pedal to the metal.

A short distance down the road, both of the cars are by now going well over 120 mph and blow past a police speed trap.

With wide eyes, the police officer notes the speeds from his radar and radios his colleagues.

"Hey guys, the weirdest thing just happened to . A Ferrari and a Corvette just blew past at over 120 mph on Main Street."

"What's so weird about that?'" asks the other cop.

The cop replies, "There was this old guy on a bike behind them screaming 'BEEP BEEP' and trying to pass !"

~Wee~


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Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
11/17/2021 11:29 am

Ron is a 67 year old man from Arizona who would ride his bicycle to his brother’s house every weekend. It usually took him 2 hours, and he always made it by there by 2 PM.

One day he was feeling especially frisky, and decided he’d try to make the ride in just 1 hour. With a determined grin, he put on his helmet and started pedaling.

30 minutes later, he collapsed from exhaustion while going up a hill. While sitting there, a Corvette pulls up and asks him if he needs a ride.

Ron looks at his watch and sees that he would be late otherwise, but there is already a passenger in the car.

Ron says, β€œThanks for the offer, but how am I supposed to get a ride if there’s no seat left in the car?”

β€œNo problem,” says the man in the Corvette, β€œI’ve got a rope in the back. We’ll tie your bike to the back bumper and you can ride. It’ll be a bit windy for you but I’m sure we can make it work.”

Ron thinks that this doesn’t exactly sound safe, but he doesn’t want to be late, so he agrees to the solution.

They take off and the driver yells back, β€œJust yell β€˜beep beep’ if I’m going too fast.”

Ron gives a thumbs up and off they go.

For the first 5 miles, everything goes fine. Suddenly, a Ferrari blows past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette takes off to race him, pedal to the metal.

A short distance down the road, both of the cars – by now going well over 120 mph – blow past a police speed trap.

With wide eyes, the police officer notes the speeds from his radar gun and radios his colleagues.

β€œHey guys, the weirdest thing just happened to me. A Ferrari and a Corvette just blew past me at over 120 mph on Main Street.”

β€œWhat’s so weird about that?” asks the other cop.

The cop replies, β€œThere was this old guy on a bike behind them screaming β€˜BEEP BEEP’ and trying to pass!”

π•‹π•™π•’π•Ÿπ•œπ•€ 𝕗𝕠𝕣 π•“π•–π•šπ•Ÿπ•˜ π•ͺ𝕠𝕦


Tmptrzz 59F  
106254 posts
11/17/2021 12:10 pm

This was a good one.. thank you so much for the afternoon laughs, now I will have this image stuck in my head.. I hope your enjoying a sexy fun filled Hump Day..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


funsnellvillecpl 64M/52F
3879 posts
11/17/2021 1:37 pm

thumbs up


Alldaylong2025 46M

11/17/2021 1:59 pm

For you and you can get it done today lol lol xoxo lol lol lol xoxo xoxo I will be there in tomorrow


LadiesR2B1rst 58M  
2369 posts
11/17/2021 3:04 pm

Lol. Thanks for the laugh.


flannel_light 59F  
4492 posts
11/17/2021 3:06 pm

Love it

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


bbuckwwheat 63M
6239 posts
11/17/2021 3:08 pm

That brought teats to my eyes before I even finished. Hopefully I can remember that to share with the farrier. He likes a great story also.

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funiithesun58 63M
1278 posts
11/17/2021 3:38 pm

thatmademyday


superbjversion2 66F
24165 posts
11/17/2021 9:14 pm

Better than The Little Nash Rambler

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


PonyGirl1965 56F
21477 posts
11/17/2021 10:16 pm

Bwahahaha That's hilarious! )


author51 59F  
129168 posts
11/17/2021 11:20 pm

LMFAO Guitar Man. Thanks for my morning smiles and laughter.xoxo


Eviloutlaw1 60M
5006 posts
11/18/2021 2:02 am

Now that was funny! Have a good one !


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