What do Smokey Eyed Women... and Moose Knuckles... Have in Common...? !  

Paulxx001 64M  
9151 posts
12/20/2021 9:24 am

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What do Smokey Eyed Women... and Moose Knuckles... Have in Common...? !

She had gripped my gaze with her smokey eyes... and waited for an answer. I was already under her spell but when she fluttered her lashes, I blurted out a veracious "YES". And THAT'S how I came to own a fancy pair of designer woman's leggings. The path to perdition was all 'johns' fault.

'Long johns'... that is.

That waffle-knitted underwear was first named after John L. Sullivan - a heavyweight boxer in the 19th century - who'd climb into the ring wearing those things. Winter is booming here and I wear mine under my pants on icy walks, but they never fit right. They're bulky and clumpy... and always sag or bunch up around my crotch.

So I thought, "I'll get something with a whole lotta form-fitting lycra." Have you noticed how snug they are on a woman's body?

I was the only man in that classy boutique. I hovered around the massive table of folded leggings and probably, looked confused. The attractive sales lady with the spidey sense, and those cerulean smokey eyes sauntered over and smiled.


"Can I help you? What size does she wear?"

I wasn't prepared for a fricken quiz. "Uhm... she's ugh... large-boned and tall."

Smokey-eyed lady quickly scooped up a couple of styles and displayed them on her arms. One pair was thick and looked warm... I pointed.

"Those are great, but we have a 60% special on today. Why not get her THESE? She'll love you for it. Just feel how thin... and silky they are," she whispered.

I did. They were.

"YES. I'll take them."

Those leggings hug me as if they were painted on my body. They're not much good under my trousers in the cold. For fuck's sake, I feel EVERYTHING! But they're comfortably tight around those bulbs between my legs. And damn, if that spandex doesn't make me tingle everywhere, below my waist.

Funny thing is, every time I slip them on I get this crazy urge to wear a small sweater, visit a store and bend over for something.


That's me, on the left.

Camel toe or moose knuckle, which one is more appealing?
Ya think women who wear revealing leggings, should walk into a store?

Now, what if men did the SAME thing?


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/20/2021 9:31 am

Camel toe or moose knuckle — which one is more appealing? 🐫🦌🤔


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/20/2021 9:32 am

Ya think all women who wear leggings, should walk into a store? 🙄❗❗

Now, what if men — did the SAME thing? 😮


EnigmaInitiative 53F
5775 posts
12/20/2021 9:50 am

every time I slip them on, I get this crazy urge to visit a store, wear a small sweater and bend over for something

My eyes were watering after giggling so much

Camel toe or moose knuckle, which one is more appealing?

Both, either

Ya think all women who wear leggings, should walk into a store?

Sure, I do it all the time

what if men did the SAME thing?

I've seen men do it.

Friday Farm Day is up on the others side. Just wait till you see what's happening!


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 11:53 am:
Ya see men wearing THAT style? Really?
I think there should be a law. lol 😂

Happy to oblige you with a smile. I think I'll have to go back, and get that warm pair I saw. But what would you know about winter? lol 😂

Ya don't need that thick style where you are, do ya?

spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40548 posts
12/20/2021 9:55 am

I'm going for moose knuckle as it can expand when the need arises!


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 11:55 am:
Good point, although I wouldn't want to be the guy caught in a store – only wearing THOSE, when something had caught my attention.
Or would you? 🤔

staci_19702 51T  
3354 posts
12/20/2021 10:24 am

I like looking at the camel.
Isn’t spandex an maxing thing!
I had the same issue with long johns. So I switched. It’s amazing.

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 11:59 am:
Spandex... is... amazing. I'm glad SOMEONE here gets what I'm talking about. And really comfortable, right?

Now I understand why women wear them. ☺️
Hey, drop by here any time. 👍

scoupe42 58M  
13027 posts
12/20/2021 10:57 am

You can't hide either one!


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 12:01 pm:
You certainly can't. I don't imagine you have the need for long johns over where you are, or do you? 🤔

smartasswoman 64F  
35755 posts
12/20/2021 11:55 am

Leggings can cover a multitude of sins, but...not ALL of them.

If I wear leggings in public, it's only if I have a dress or long tunic to cover my rear.

Congrats on your enjoyment of silky long johns. Could lingerie be next?


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 12:50 pm:
Cover up, or expose those sins? 🤔 😮

Only with a long skirt? I'd peek — men do that, didja know?If my goal is warmth, I think I'll skip that flimsy stuff. But now that I've been introduced to the wonderful world of lycra... I don't know. Would that make me weird? 🤔
Or any weirder than I already am? 😎❗❗

author51 59F  
129127 posts
12/20/2021 12:10 pm

Only a fellow Canadian woman or person who has lived in a State/ province or country in the snow and cold will nod their head at how long johns and lycra fits for those long, sub-zero Winters we have both in Canada and other parts of the world.....xoxo I hear you on this one my friend...


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 12:52 pm:
The ones I bought were a touch... too thin. 😊 But like I said, damn do they feel good. 👍
You must be a legging lady, right? ☺️❗

author51 59F  
129127 posts
12/20/2021 12:17 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Ya think all women who wear leggings, should walk into a store? 🙄❗❗

    Now, what if men — did the SAME thing? 😮
I do walk into a store with my Long Johns underneath my lycra leggings.. It looks good on us women, but does it really look the same on men? Not in my small town unless he is a ballet dance, Santa's Elf, Robin Hood or Rudolf Nureyev in the Nut Cracker..... I am a Country Hick here Hun.....


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 12:56 pm:
Small town judgements, huh? 🤔

I have never seen a man in THIS city wearing anything resembling leggings. Maybe they don't care elsewhere? Or, like you said, they're in the town ballet company? 👍☺️

positively4you 72F  
4572 posts
12/20/2021 12:57 pm

Joe Namath wore panty hose in a 1965 commercial. A man secure in his own masculinity. So, anything for warmth. Just hope you dont have to go through a strip search or the emergency room.


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 2:33 pm:
That's so true — I'd forgotten about THAT one. But boy did it make the headlines at the time. And didn't he do some ads for women's wear afterwards? 🤔

Yep, I recall that SuperBowl. He was a hunk... or so I was told.😶❗

Also true about being comfortable in your own skin. No worries with me. Strip search, huh? Would be interesting. omg 😂
What about those moose knuckles? Those, are not to my taste. 😮🤶🎅🎄❄️

LadiesR2B1rst 58M  
2353 posts
12/20/2021 1:00 pm

A lady friend of mine bought me a pair of "SAX" long johns. They are tight but, they are warm. I like seeing a lady wearing leggings while shopping.


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 2:34 pm:
Sax?
I wish you'd told me sooner, now I think I'm hooked on those fricken leggings. lol 😂
I've gotta check those out. Thanks for the tip.
Did you model them for her? 🤔 🤶❗

Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 2:36 pm:
And about those women who shop in tight leggings?
Yes! 👍 Is there a man who DOESN'T enjoy those? 🤔 ❗😁

EnigmaInitiative 53F
5775 posts
12/20/2021 2:18 pm

Ya see men wearing THAT style? Really?

Orlando is a liberal city.

But what would you know about winter?

I'm from Michigan originally, and I lived in Alaska for three years. I KNOW winter.

Ya don't need that thick style where you are, do ya?

Nope and I like it that way.

Friday Farm Day is up on the others side. Just wait till you see what's happening!


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 4:00 pm:
Yep... now that you mention it, a recent blog post of yours highlighted the various addresses you've owned.
My bad! 🙄🙏

Liberal or pescatarian, it's gotta be an acquired taste. I don't think I'd have the balls (so to speak), for that fashion statement. ☺️😁

sexyldy1000 61F  
9570 posts
12/20/2021 3:35 pm

Personally, I never understood the ‘camel toe’ attraction. I took dance lessons for many years so always wore tights or leotards. They were great in the winter. I never heard of ‘moose knuckle’ before. I remember being somewhat embarrassed watching the male dancers in The Nutcracker and other ballets. My brothers both played hockey and it seemed their long underwater was always being washed and hung up to dry. Men in leggings? I would rather see a man wearing a great fitting pair of jeans or a tailored suit.


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 6:57 pm:
Embarrassed? 🤔
If it was 'The Nutcracker', I understand — that bolchevik choreography is totally inappropriate for kids. 🧒 🎄🎅

Those long johns loose all their stretch after three cycles, but what can be done. Ya can't wear dirty underwear, or can you? 🤔

No, I don't get that moose knuckle thing. It's big in liberal cities... or so I've heard. I'd think ya gotta have the right shaped balls to pull THAT off, or be really high.❄️❗

Which ballet did you see? 🤔

flannel_light 59F  
4490 posts
12/20/2021 6:02 pm

I like seeing that look. Men here wear them but they have shorts over them and I can not that cock 😁🤶👍

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 7:13 pm:
Really? hmmm 🤔
Seems like my city is in the minority.
Although, NOW I'm wearing them... under my pants 👖. 😊

Did I mention how good they feel? I'm not gonna say anything more. Perhaps I should take a pic. When is HNW picking the letter L? 😎❗❗🎅🎄

PonyGirl1965 56F
21450 posts
12/20/2021 11:59 pm

I have seen men wearing tights and leggings. It can be very revealing.


Paulxx001 replies on 12/21/2021 3:10 am:
Ya think? 🤔
Yeah, if you're in the ballet, I get it.
But trudging around in Walmart?
Funny...
This town is so dedicated to style — and packed with fashion snobs – I've NEVER seen a guy wear tights here. They'd be run outta the city. 😎❗❗
Do ya stare? 🤔 🤶🎄🎅❗☀️

mc_justmc 61M  
6927 posts
12/21/2021 4:19 am

I love it when women wear leggings!! Every Saturday I text my friend when I go grocery shopping, "Going cameltoe hunting".


Paulxx001 replies on 12/21/2021 5:08 am:
I understand EXACTLY what you mean! 👍 😂 Women in this city are absolutely not shy about sharing their detailed features with us.

Ya think they get turned on? I know I feel... uhm... never mind. 🎅🎄🤶🌟😎❗❗

Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:28 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    every time I slip them on, I get this crazy urge to visit a store, wear a small sweater and bend over for something

    My eyes were watering after giggling so much

    Camel toe or moose knuckle, which one is more appealing?

    Both, either

    Ya think all women who wear leggings, should walk into a store?

    Sure, I do it all the time

    what if men did the SAME thing?

    I've seen men do it.
One last kick at


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:28 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I'm going for moose knuckle as it can expand when the need arises!
the can and this side


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:29 am

    Quoting staci_19702:
    I like looking at the camel.
    Isn’t spandex an maxing thing!
    I had the same issue with long johns. So I switched. It’s amazing.
of the island 🏝 will be


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:30 am

    Quoting scoupe42:
    You can't hide either one!
mothballed and I


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:30 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Leggings can cover a multitude of sins, but...not ALL of them.

    If I wear leggings in public, it's only if I have a dress or long tunic to cover my rear.

    Congrats on your enjoyment of silky long johns. Could lingerie be next?
guess, put up and


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:31 am

    Quoting author51:
    Only a fellow Canadian woman or person who has lived in a State/ province or country in the snow and cold will nod their head at how long johns and lycra fits for those long, sub-zero Winters we have both in Canada and other parts of the world.....xoxo I hear you on this one my friend...
stored away in a closet


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:32 am

    Quoting author51:
    I do walk into a store with my Long Johns underneath my lycra leggings.. It looks good on us women, but does it really look the same on men? Not in my small town unless he is a ballet dance, Santa's Elf, Robin Hood or Rudolf Nureyev in the Nut Cracker..... I am a Country Hick here Hun.....
somewhere?


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:32 am

    Quoting positively4you:
    Joe Namath wore panty hose in a 1965 commercial. A man secure in his own masculinity. So, anything for warmth. Just hope you dont have to go through a strip search or the emergency room.
But don't be deceived,


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:34 am

    Quoting LadiesR2B1rst:
    A lady friend of mine bought me a pair of "SAX" long johns. They are tight but, they are warm. I like seeing a lady wearing leggings while shopping.
because everything and


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:34 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    Ya see men wearing THAT style? Really?

    Orlando is a liberal city.

    But what would you know about winter?

    I'm from Michigan originally, and I lived in Alaska for three years. I KNOW winter.

    Ya don't need that thick style where you are, do ya?

    Nope and I like it that way.
anything you've ever


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:35 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Personally, I never understood the ‘camel toe’ attraction. I took dance lessons for many years so always wore tights or leotards. They were great in the winter. I never heard of ‘moose knuckle’ before. I remember being somewhat embarrassed watching the male dancers in The Nutcracker and other ballets. My brothers both played hockey and it seemed their long underwater was always being washed and hung up to dry. Men in leggings? I would rather see a man wearing a great fitting pair of jeans or a tailored suit.
posted on the


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:35 am

    Quoting flannel_light:
    I like seeing that look. Men here wear them but they have shorts over them and I can not that cock 😁🤶👍
internet, will survive.


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:36 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I have seen men wearing tights and leggings. It can be very revealing.
So whether you


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:37 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I love it when women wear leggings!! Every Saturday I text my friend when I go grocery shopping, "Going cameltoe hunting".
know it or not,


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:38 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Leggings can cover a multitude of sins, but...not ALL of them.

    If I wear leggings in public, it's only if I have a dress or long tunic to cover my rear.

    Congrats on your enjoyment of silky long johns. Could lingerie be next?
you've left a legacy.


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:39 am

Congratulations to
all. You are all
INFAMOUS! 👍 😊


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 5:45 am

One last kick at the can and this side of the island 🏝 will be mothballed and I guess, put up and stored away in a closet somewhere?

But don't be deceived or feel sad, because everything and ANYTHING you've ever posted on the internet, will survive. So whether you know it or not, you have left a legacy. How many people can say that?

Congratulations to all - you are INFAMOUS! 👍

Stay safe and enjoy the Holiday Season. Merry Christmas and a Happy NEW Year. 🎅🎄🤶☀️🌟
Cheers 🍷🍷😎❗❗


smartasswoman 64F  
35755 posts
12/22/2021 1:20 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    One last kick at the can and this side of the island 🏝 will be mothballed and I guess, put up and stored away in a closet somewhere?

    But don't be deceived or feel sad, because everything and ANYTHING you've ever posted on the internet, will survive. So whether you know it or not, you have left a legacy. How many people can say that?

    Congratulations to all - you are INFAMOUS! 👍

    Stay safe and enjoy the Holiday Season. Merry Christmas and a Happy NEW Year. 🎅🎄🤶☀️🌟
    Cheers 🍷🍷😎❗❗
You're crazy, man! 🤣

Happy holidays to you, friend. 🥂


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 1:58 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    You're crazy, man! 🤣

    Happy holidays to you, friend. 🥂
Messing around and amusing myself and... you're probably right.
Ya shoulda seen traffic here today.
Nuts 🤪.

Have a good one... Later 😶 🍷🍷👇😎❗❗🤶🎹🏝️❤️🎅


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/22/2021 2:05 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    You're crazy, man! 🤣

    Happy holidays to you, friend. 🥂
You know where I'm coming from.
But I had to google myself, to confirm a theory
lol 😂
It's all good. Thanks for stopping by and, all the best to you and your family and friends in the holiday season.
🍷🍷😎🎄🤶🎅


lunchandconvo 51F
3987 posts
12/28/2021 10:51 pm

how long have you been around paul?
do you remember my old blog ?
my old profile?
i used to wear A LOT of hosiery!
lycra tights. fishnets. hosiery.
got a lot of crossdrossers and trans folks checking out that old profile.

i always had a lot of men who dreamed to crossdress ask me to dress them.

now. my advice to you as you are up in canada is to invest in SILK thermals!
keeps you warm! nice and silky! tho not the tight fit of lycra...
but will keep you a LOT warmer!

silk thermals are my go to for a winter.
for the fall i like lycra.
BRIGHT!
hot pink!
kelly green!
cotton!

i had quite the collection...
and now i live in a warmer climate.
so i have a drawer full of hose that goes unused.


Paulxx001 replies on 12/29/2021 5:00 am:
I really need a tight fit. I'm sick of saggy things wrapped around me. Warmth is easily obtained: I don't wanna feel like I'm wearing anything underneath my pants.
Ya gotta be a guy... I guess.
Or maybe it's just me. 😶

Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/29/2021 12:31 am

    Quoting lunchandconvo:
    how long have you been around paul?
    do you remember my old blog ?
    my old profile?
    i used to wear A LOT of hosiery!
    lycra tights. fishnets. hosiery.
    got a lot of crossdrossers and trans folks checking out that old profile.

    i always had a lot of men who dreamed to crossdress ask me to dress them.

    now. my advice to you as you are up in canada is to invest in SILK thermals!
    keeps you warm! nice and silky! tho not the tight fit of lycra...
    but will keep you a LOT warmer!

    silk thermals are my go to for a winter.
    for the fall i like lycra.
    BRIGHT!
    hot pink!
    kelly green!
    cotton!

    i had quite the collection...
    and now i live in a warmer climate.
    so i have a drawer full of hose that goes unused.
Is your old blog still up? 🤔
I've been around long enough to know better and I had my hands on a thicker, warmer pair, but...
There are a TON of options that I can choose; I thought I'd step outside the box, ahem, so to speak.

In any case, they're fricken so comfortable to wear and soo snug. I understand why you women wear them. ☺️ 😁 😎❗❗


BeccaLuvs 59F
20750 posts
12/30/2021 1:01 pm

Now those are really tight fitting "leggings" Paul! I usually wear em as well in our winter which you know is much milder then yours, but I still freeze in winter! (Cept the tight fitting pants or yoga pants I wear are not that thin - must look out for a pair of em!) And guess if I do wear yoga pants when out and about will wear it with a polo or big chunky jersey, cos get cold up above as well! Hey, and great seeing a sexy pic of you in the "leggings"! Never knew the guy's cam T was called a "moose knuckle"! I've always just referred to it as a sexy bulge which I def love seeing!

..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'!
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loneleix 62M
973 posts
12/31/2021 7:53 am

I have an acquaintance who loves the ballet. She often tells me that she wants me to wear some white tights for her....


Paulxx001 replies on 1/1/2022 6:25 am:
Of course, I meant to say - "Happy New Year!"
Spell predict wins again! Yep, have a good one.

Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
12/31/2021 9:50 pm

    Quoting loneleix:
    I have an acquaintance who loves the ballet. She often tells me that she wants me to wear some white tights for her....
Well, if it's a request, go for it — if it's in your wardrobe. Is it?
Happy New York, by the way. 👍❗
I think we should be able to do a better job. Can it get any worse? 🤔


bustinout20202 64F  
1033 posts
1/3/2022 2:41 pm

Annnddd THAT'S why I enjoyed ballet class! Usually paired with shirts off and/or just a tank top! Mmmm..."Oh, you want to pas de deux?!

Other lycra wearers are the cyclists around these parts. But give me some nice muscular legs jogging by in shorts any day, well except snow days, of course!

~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
1/3/2022 11:11 pm

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    Now those are really tight fitting "leggings" Paul! I usually wear em as well in our winter which you know is much milder then yours, but I still freeze in winter! (Cept the tight fitting pants or yoga pants I wear are not that thin - must look out for a pair of em!) And guess if I do wear yoga pants when out and about will wear it with a polo or big chunky jersey, cos get cold up above as well! Hey, and great seeing a sexy pic of you in the "leggings"! Never knew the guy's cam T was called a "moose knuckle"! I've always just referred to it as a sexy bulge which I def love seeing!
I only wear mine under my pants. Although, I like your idea of wearing a long sweatshirt over them. I don't know if I have the balls ... uhm... confidence, for THAT look. lol 😶


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
1/3/2022 11:20 pm

    Quoting bustinout20202:
    Annnddd THAT'S why I enjoyed ballet class! Usually paired with shirts off and/or just a tank top! Mmmm..."Oh, you want to pas de deux?!

    Other lycra wearers are the cyclists around these parts. But give me some nice muscular legs jogging by in shorts any day, well except snow days, of course!
Ballet? Toi? How cultured!
Pas de who? Lol, No worries, I speak French.

I imagine a man's sculpted body would be appealing if he were fit. True, about cyclists, but the pair I have are more... Uhm... Well, I'd have to think twice before I'd venture outside in something so thin. I mean, it's as if I'm wearing nothing.😮


agelesssexylegs 78F
1116 posts
1/18/2022 9:03 pm

Well i have known labourers on building sites here in the winter wear ladies tights,under their work trousers in winter to help them keep warm but not known or found out they wear lycra tight leggings,though i do often wear skin tight leggings myself in winter under a fur coat,though ashamedly never been able to wear knickers underneath as they show the outline,not a good look


Paulxx001 64M  
22493 posts
1/19/2022 12:31 pm

    Quoting agelesssexylegs:
    Well i have known labourers on building sites here in the winter wear ladies tights,under their work trousers in winter to help them keep warm but not known or found out they wear lycra tight leggings,though i do often wear skin tight leggings myself in winter under a fur coat,though ashamedly never been able to wear knickers underneath as they show the outline,not a good look
Yep... I had my eyes on a thick, warm pair, but the lady with those eyes convinced me otherwise.
I'm looking out for that next sale to correct my error.

But like I said, DAMN do they feel sexy, right? 😮 ❗


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