Things Men Can Do...๐Ÿ˜Š That Women... Can Only Dream Of... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ  

Paulxx001 64M  
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7/22/2019 12:27 pm

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Things Men Can Do...๐Ÿ˜Š That Women... Can Only Dream Of... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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Do you recall a recent blog post (by superbjversion2), titled - 'Penis Envy'? I did... as I stood there, holding my dick. I thought hard; about women and the answer, to THAT, question. I wasn't positive, if all ladies envied, what I held. But, I had a feeling...

I was dining, at an Italian restaurant, in Montreal's east end. It was Sunday afternoon and (as things went along), I stepped into the men's room : it was, a fancy place. I could tell... as soon as I cozied up to the urinal and pulled out my little friend. Looking down (as men are apt to do), I noticed a mound of crushed ice (piled ), the bottom of that portal. THAT'S how we men, recognize - we're in a classy spot!

There's a certain... cool, freshness, about the whole event ; when ice is involved. Then of course, there are those little games, men can play; as we melt, tiny tunnels, or spell our names, into that frozen, slush. Yet... it was when I looked up, that I truly ... applauded, the style of that space.ย 

Above the urinal, was a wide screen TV . Roger Federer and Novak Djokovic, were playing in the Wimbledon Finals , tennis match. There I was, pissing into ice - watching tennis history, unfold.

Does it get, any better, than that ? (Picture me, with a sheepish grin.)

I had no idea, that the tennis match, would last, five hours . I was a little tired, standing there... at the end. The restaurant staff, refreshed the ice for me... twice.ย 

So.... would women, have enjoyed their time, in that bathroom? Do they have 'penis envy' - as Freud suggested? I don't know. More than likely, they just have - a very serious... craving ... for one!

But I betcha, everyone (here reading), wants one of those wide screen TVs and a bucket of ice in their home bathroom, right? ๐Ÿค” And perhaps, a mini fridge, in the corner... with a microwave oven - over by the wall. Oh and... throw in some mood lighting and a decent sound system... ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Paulxx001 64M  
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7/22/2019 12:28 pm

The picture I've posted here, is of the bathroom that I was in. You can see Roger Federer, running for the ball. I don't recall the score or which set this was. ๐Ÿค”

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Paulxx001 64M  
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7/22/2019 12:28 pm

I don't really have the space, in my bathroom ๐Ÿšฝ, for a wide screen.
If I had one of those huge bathrooms with a soaking tub... I'd put in a TV. Why not? ๐Ÿ˜Š
And yes... to that sound ๐Ÿ”Š system!
I don't know about putting in, that fridge or microwave though. But hey... I've read about people who are into stuff like that. ๐Ÿค”
Are you?

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smartasswoman 64F  
35758 posts
7/22/2019 12:43 pm

I don't need the extra amenities in a public bathroom, I'm just ecstatic if I don't have to wait in line for a stall! THAT is where men have it better.

The only time the roles were reversed was when I was at a wrestling show where the audience was 95% men. Long line for the men's room, waltz right into the ladies room, woohoo!


sexyldy1000 61F  
9575 posts
7/22/2019 12:57 pm

Maybe, I am old-fashioned? I want to spend as little time โฑ as possible in the bathroom ๐Ÿšฝ. Get in...do what I have to do and get on with my life. Feels weird enough when I check my phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ while sitting in there, lol. An there was the time, when I was in a downtown barโ€™s bathroom, heard some banging noises and looked down and saw two sets of feet in the next stall. Sure gave me something to talk about when I got back to my table.


Tmptrzz 59F  
106286 posts
7/22/2019 1:15 pm

I have to say I will pass on the crushed ice in the ladies room. It's not always the greatest place to be either. Must be nice to be able to enjoy such amenities during a tennis match. Maybe you should do a poll of things people would like to see in restrooms, I bet you get some interesting answers.

You always share such great blogs, always a great read here, and I hope your enjoying the rest of your evening..

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superbjversion2 66F
24166 posts
7/22/2019 3:49 pm

You don't have to sit on a cold toilet seat.
You can write your name in the snow.
Now, you're telling me you have TVs, too??!!
I want a dick soooo bad! (Did that come out right?) (yep...on several levels)

On the flip side, we always know who the area skanks are cuz their names are scratched into the stall walls.
And if you go into a high-end ladies lounge there will be a sofa.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


pollly_anna 58F  
696 posts
7/22/2019 5:05 pm

Rather have heated bathroom floor like I do. a soaker tub ,like I do and a book to read as I soak in the tub........so for me I'm all set.


Paulxx001 64M  
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7/22/2019 7:25 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I don't need the extra amenities in a public bathroom, I'm just ecstatic if I don't have to wait in line for a stall! THAT is where men have it better.

    The only time the roles were reversed was when I was at a wrestling show where the audience was 95% men. Long line for the men's room, waltz right into the ladies room, woohoo!
Lineups... seem to be an issue...
At some events I've been to.... Men opened the doors to their washroom, while women went in. The overflow from theirs, was so vast.
They had one or two guys, stand outside the door. For those twenty minutes or so.... only gals were going in.
Yep... that public vibe is irrelevant.
No home bathroom.. effects?
Are you off this week for your trip? ๐Ÿค”

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Paulxx001 64M  
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7/22/2019 7:29 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Maybe, I am old-fashioned? I want to spend as little time โฑ as possible in the bathroom ๐Ÿšฝ. Get in...do what I have to do and get on with my life. Feels weird enough when I check my phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ while sitting in there, lol. An there was the time, when I was in a downtown barโ€™s bathroom, heard some banging noises and looked down and saw two sets of feet in the next stall. Sure gave me something to talk about when I got back to my table.
Ooo... sex in the stall next to you, sounds like fun.
What about your place? But I'm sure you're into the candles, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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Paulxx001 64M  
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7/22/2019 7:34 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I have to say I will pass on the crushed ice in the ladies room. It's not always the greatest place to be either. Must be nice to be able to enjoy such amenities during a tennis match. Maybe you should do a poll of things people would like to see in restrooms, I bet you get some interesting answers.

    You always share such great blogs, always a great read here, and I hope your enjoying the rest of your evening..
Always a pleasure! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š โค๏ธ
I'm always impressed... and left wondering... if I should hang around....
Bathrooms ๐Ÿšฝ.. that's a great idea...! ๐Ÿ‘
Yours has nothing special? ๐Ÿค”

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mc_justmc 61M  
6928 posts
7/22/2019 8:02 pm

I shit n git, I used to tell my kids to keep track of the hours they spend sitting on the toilet so when they're old and about to die they'd know how many days they spent sitting on the pot. I think all women have some penis envy when they walk into a dirty gas station bathroom and can't pee standing up.


pocogato12 69F  
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7/22/2019 8:42 pm

I will go out of my way to not use a public restroom unless I am beyond desperate . And then it' piss and get gone. Most of the ones I have come across never have decent hand soap and frequently no towels cause they want to run up the electric bill with those raucous dryers. I wouldnt mind a tub with jets privately, but frills in the loo arent my thing

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Paulxx001 64M  
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7/22/2019 9:03 pm

    Quoting  :

Yep. I hear you. I'm not much of a bath person either.
Now if I had one of those... bubble jet thingies... Ya know what I mean? ๐Ÿค”
I don't have the space...
Who doesn't like bubbles?

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Paulxx001 64M  
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7/22/2019 9:07 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    You don't have to sit on a cold toilet seat.
    You can write your name in the snow.
    Now, you're telling me you have TVs, too??!!
    I want a dick soooo bad! (Did that come out right?) (yep...on several levels)

    On the flip side, we always know who the area skanks are cuz their names are scratched into the stall walls.
    And if you go into a high-end ladies lounge there will be a sofa.
It's like dรฉjร  vu... right? ๐Ÿ˜— lol
Sofas are good.
Ya want what... so bad? ๐Ÿค”
Agh..." they're" over rated... I own one. Doesn't do much for me. Sort of...

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Paulxx001 64M  
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7/22/2019 9:09 pm

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    Rather have heated bathroom floor like I do. a soaker tub ,like I do and a book to read as I soak in the tub........so for me I'm all set.
Heated floors? Ooooo... sure!
I love that... Only winter people get that one, right? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Oh and candles and lights, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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Paulxx001 64M  
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7/22/2019 9:13 pm

    Quoting  :

Yep. I hear you.
I wonder about that tub area. That's where you'd put the screen... ๐Ÿ˜Š
I'm not much of a TV person.... or Netflix..
I do like movies, but I guess... I'm not sitting in a tub for 2-hours to watch some flick.
Maybe this is a rich person's thing? ๐Ÿค”

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Paulxx001 64M  
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7/22/2019 9:15 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I shit n git, I used to tell my kids to keep track of the hours they spend sitting on the toilet so when they're old and about to die they'd know how many days they spent sitting on the pot. I think all women have some penis envy when they walk into a dirty gas station bathroom and can't pee standing up.
Yeah. I'm in and out.
Ya told your kids that? Lol. Good one! I'm going to do the math after this comment... lol Wtf. How many years does that come up to? lol.... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜

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Paulxx001 64M  
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7/22/2019 9:21 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I will go out of my way to not use a public restroom unless I am beyond desperate . And then it' piss and get gone. Most of the ones I have come across never have decent hand soap and frequently no towels cause they want to run up the electric bill with those raucous dryers. I wouldnt mind a tub with jets privately, but frills in the loo arent my thing
Public cans... Eeeee... THAT could be topic on its own.
True.... I abhor those public ones. Fortunately I'm trained in the art of "holding on", so yeah... lol. That's where us guys will look for a tree... lol
Maybe those bathroom ๐Ÿšฝ tv's are for stock brokers... or busy people who need the weather, sports and news.. while they get ready? Just thinking... ๐Ÿ˜Š
Go unpack.. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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sexyldy1000 61F  
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7/22/2019 9:44 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Ooo... sex in the stall next to you, sounds like fun.
    What about your place? But I'm sure you're into the candles, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Let's just say... it was rather distracting lol.
Candles in the my own bathroom? Heck no. Perhaps if my tub and shower were big enough for two, I would feel differently.


Paulxx001 64M  
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7/23/2019 7:55 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Let's just say... it was rather distracting lol.
    Candles in the my own bathroom? Heck no. Perhaps if my tub and shower were big enough for two, I would feel differently.
Yep... if there's no space...
But if there were... hmmm. lol ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Paulxx001 64M  
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7/23/2019 7:57 am

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Yeah... I think that's a great idea.
My next bathroom will have one! lol ๐Ÿ‘

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pollly_anna 58F  
696 posts
7/23/2019 2:13 pm

lol no candles just a book and YES it's easy to soak in my soaker tub reading......


Paulxx001 64M  
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7/23/2019 3:00 pm

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    lol no candles just a book and YES it's easy to soak in my soaker tub reading......
I can imagine... ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ‘

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