The New Normal Depends... On What You Wear... 😮😎  

Paulxx001 64M  
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4/20/2020 10:53 am

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The New Normal Depends... On What You Wear... 😮😎

These days - normal doesn't exist. Yet one can always create a facsimile, if you know what you're doing. And I do.

Now, you shouldn't try any of this where you live ; I am - a trained professional.

My 'new' typical day begins, as I slip on my (Amazon advertised) 'Special Anti-Viral Suit' and head out the door. That morning, a quick drive down barren streets found me at my mechanic's shop. He'd opened his doors - and happily agreed to change my winter tires for the summer ones. Except for his German Sheppard - who kept sniffing my crotch and trying to hump my leg - everything went smoothly.

When I got back into the car, I felt free... like you'd feel when you ditch your glumpy boots and put on a pair of runners - after a long winter. The car OBVIOUSLY, drove substantially faster and was much more agile. Was that simply my dormant, winterized imagination overreacting? I think not!

As I roared towards my next errand - along empty highways and through non existent rush hour traffic - I marvelled at the open roads. I'll admit that the lack of ANY gridlock on the byways of this city ( a casualty of this 'worldly bug' ), is something that I relish. Did I mention that my car was more nimble? Before long I'd arrived at my grocer.

The line up was intense yet people parted to let me through. Which come to think of it - was rather strange. I felt a sense of respect and awe from those shoppers, as I trudged along the aisles of random fruits and vegetables. And then, I noticed HER - leaning up against a bin of potatoes.

She'd come prepared, dressed - head to toe - in black vinyl and we acknowledged each other from a safe distance. I couldn't tell but I think she smiled as she asserted her website name ; "Domme De Louise". I promised her I'd check it out when I got back home.

Upon exiting with my supplies, there would be another quick jaunt to my lakeside refuge - and some quiet time. As I stepped out of my car and onto the shore to marvel at the view, others - who were there - frantically scurried back into their cars. And then... it dawned on me.

In these times (as in any) ; it's the clothes that make the man. Or is it the man who makes the clothes?

When I arrived home a zipper on my suit, was stuck ; took me an hour to get out of that freakin' thing. But besides that - everything is perfectly normal over here. Ya just gotta know how to dress.

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*Note : Clic on the pics to enlarge them...
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Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/20/2020 10:54 am

Ya wanna LOOK like me?
A Men's (or woman's) - anti virus - Gimp Costume Bodysuit with Straps and Chainmail Pants ; $40 at Amazon.

The looks you'll GET ? 🤔
Priceless... 😊 👍 🍷🍷😎


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/20/2020 10:54 am

Yep... It's almost, kinda normal over here. Sort of... 😶


Tmptrzz 59F  
106151 posts
4/20/2020 11:17 am

I don't know why but I can totally see you in that suit lol I have to admit it made me chuckle out loud. So glad you got all of your errands taken care of and thanks for sharing another day in the life of Paul. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


smartasswoman 64F  
35735 posts
4/20/2020 11:38 am

Only $40 is surprising. Of course, it would probably take a month to arrive (not being one of the "essential" items that Amazon is focusing on) and by then I don't think the weather will be very conducive to being out and about in latex.

PS I have actually seen people dressed this way at the Ground Zero nightclub in Minneapolis. One guy wears a tiny backpack with his latex suit. Cuz, you know, no pockets in the suit for his wallet.


superbjversion2 66F
24131 posts
4/20/2020 12:42 pm

For me, that would be an anti-viral suit and wearable sauna. What a bargain!

I'm handy with zippers btw.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


LadyLuck2 65F  
9084 posts
4/20/2020 12:53 pm

Most women use Cosmo as their 'go to' reference book but I've always used Dress for Success. I believe in dressing for the job you want, not the job you have. If you had timed your outing differently, you could have used your winter tires to make your new outfit for the rubber room!

Never ignore those who care for you
you will have lost diamonds
while you were collecting stones


Love2eatpussy756 33M
48 posts
4/20/2020 12:56 pm

Each to there own


Sexyslut4kink 40F

4/20/2020 1:20 pm

Who knows what normal is anymore


lonlyforlove2 79M  
29883 posts
4/20/2020 1:42 pm

One with such an imagination, full of smiles, I thought of your statement the car was more nimble, and thought you were going to open her up on the now open road. It seems to have become a habit down here to drive with excessive speed on these now open roads, one local county reported something like 50 super speeder all in excess of 100 MPH.
But you didn't just another day in the life of "Paul"

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Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/20/2020 2:24 pm

For anyone interested... 🤔
That lake picture... at the bottom of the page?
If you click on it... and zoom towards the mountain, in the distance, on the left?
You'll see St. Joseph's Oratory - Canada's largest church which also has one of the largest domes, in the world. hovering on the mountainside.
There ya go... Tourist guidance here as well. 🍷🍷😎


lukeaskewedx2 62M
247 posts
4/20/2020 3:09 pm

Cheezus, ever hear of all weather radials ?

I reckon so


mc_justmc 61M  
6926 posts
4/20/2020 3:10 pm

That reminds of a girl I knew that wore leather pants. They were so tight, when she farted it looked like a rat running down her leg.


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/20/2020 3:11 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I don't know why but I can totally see you in that suit lol I have to admit it made me chuckle out loud. So glad you got all of your errands taken care of and thanks for sharing another day in the life of Paul. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day..
You see me in that? Really? 🤔
Funny thing is... so can I. lol 😂
Happy to see you smile. 🌹


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/20/2020 3:20 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Only $40 is surprising. Of course, it would probably take a month to arrive (not being one of the "essential" items that Amazon is focusing on) and by then I don't think the weather will be very conducive to being out and about in latex.

    PS I have actually seen people dressed this way at the Ground Zero nightclub in Minneapolis. One guy wears a tiny backpack with his latex suit. Cuz, you know, no pockets in the suit for his wallet.
Well it was... and it is...
... surprising, that is.
Ya get what ya pay for? Do you have a brand name in mind?
I can imagine that knapsack. I laughed. 👍
Have you ever worn one ; NOT the knapsack ? 🌹😎


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/20/2020 3:33 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    For me, that would be an anti-viral suit and wearable sauna. What a bargain!

    I'm handy with zippers btw.
It WOULD be anti-viral and hot.
Only to be worn when required...
But it's not really my style. More of a joke than anything.
You know what I mean?
Zippers... what an invention. So you're good with them?


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/20/2020 4:00 pm

    Quoting LadyLuck2:
    Most women use Cosmo as their 'go to' reference book but I've always used Dress for Success. I believe in dressing for the job you want, not the job you have. If you had timed your outing differently, you could have used your winter tires to make your new outfit for the rubber room!
No rubber room in my horizon.
True about... dressing for success. That's worked for me.
Now about that rubber room? What's that all about?
Lol 😂 I'd take notes...


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/20/2020 4:01 pm

You're right about that. ❗


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/20/2020 4:03 pm

... and no one knows the answer to THAT one.
Enjoy your new normal. Do you notice a difference?


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/20/2020 4:31 pm

    Quoting lukeaskewedx2:
    Cheezus, ever hear of all weather radials ?
THOSE... don't cut it, up here.
Good suggestion where the snow and ice season, isn't as long as it is here.
But hey... There's no fun, messing with the wrong tires. 👍


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/20/2020 4:39 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    That reminds of a girl I knew that wore leather pants. They were so tight, when she farted it looked like a rat running down her leg.
I can imagine THAT... unfortunately... lol 😂 👍
I have owned one pair of leather pants.
Yep... I liked them.


secret_lade 47F
9004 posts
4/20/2020 4:50 pm

I wonder if that's her real hair.... Or, part of the suit.


smartasswoman 64F  
35735 posts
4/20/2020 5:54 pm

>> Have you ever worn one ; NOT the knapsack ? 🌹😎

NOOOOO.

It is difficult enough to get into a pair of tights (pantyhose were abandoned years and years ago). Also, I don't think it's a good look on people who are a bit, er, zaftig.


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/20/2020 5:59 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I wonder if that's her real hair.... Or, part of the suit.
It might be. It's supposed to be comfortable.
Would you be able to pull it into a pony tail? 🤔


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/20/2020 6:35 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    >> Have you ever worn one ; NOT the knapsack ? 🌹😎

    NOOOOO.

    It is difficult enough to get into a pair of tights (pantyhose were abandoned years and years ago). Also, I don't think it's a good look on people who are a bit, er, zaftig.
I understand.
Thanks for the word.
I haven't seen or heard it in a while. 👍🍷🍷😎


flannel_light 59F  
4490 posts
4/20/2020 8:22 pm

Thank you for the laugh. I needed that tonight. I can just imagine you in that.

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/20/2020 8:36 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    One with such an imagination, full of smiles, I thought of your statement the car was more nimble, and thought you were going to open her up on the now open road. It seems to have become a habit down here to drive with excessive speed on these now open roads, one local county reported something like 50 super speeder all in excess of 100 MPH.
    But you didn't just another day in the life of "Paul"
Oh, we have those who take speeds to the excess. I can't say that I'm NOT guilty... once or twice.
I can see that happening here as well.
Stick to the middle of lane - and let them pass you.
It's a weird vibe here... I'll say that.
Things will get back to some semblance of normal - right? 🍷🍷👍
In the meantime... we'll adapt.


author51 59F  
128960 posts
4/20/2020 11:10 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Ya wanna LOOK like me?
    A Men's (or woman's) - anti virus - Gimp Costume Bodysuit with Straps and Chainmail Pants ; $40 at Amazon.

    The looks you'll GET ? 🤔
    Priceless... 😊 👍 🍷🍷😎
LMFAO my coffee mate.What I would pay to see you in that suit is priceless..You had me spitting out my coffee with Domme De Louise..Thanks for the laughter..Your favourite lake getaway looks similar to mine Hun...xoxoxo

You can never have enough JOY in your life..xoxo

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Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/21/2020 4:34 am

    Quoting flannel_light:
    Thank you for the laugh. I needed that tonight. I can just imagine you in that.
The weird thing is... so can I. 😶
lol 😂 😮 Glad to hear your laughter.
Have you ever seen one of those suits - up close? 🤔 🍷🍷😎


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/21/2020 4:38 am

    Quoting author51:
    LMFAO my coffee mate.What I would pay to see you in that suit is priceless..You had me spitting out my coffee with Domme De Louise..Thanks for the laughter..Your favourite lake getaway looks similar to mine Hun...xoxoxo
I'll make sure to post a pic... on the day I try it out. 😮😂
I was wondering if anyone would recognize that Domme's name.
So your lake looks similar? I'll take a 180° shot one day to show the complete horizon.
Water 💦 is relaxing, isn't it? 🍷🍷😎


Naughtypursuit 54F  
2761 posts
4/21/2020 7:08 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    For anyone interested... 🤔
    That lake picture... at the bottom of the page?
    If you click on it... and zoom towards the mountain, in the distance, on the left?
    You'll see St. Joseph's Oratory - Canada's largest church which also has one of the largest domes, in the world. hovering on the mountainside.
    There ya go... Tourist guidance here as well. 🍷🍷😎
Is that near Mont Royal - seems to me it was all the same place. I visited two great aunts that were nuns there. They were both about 4 feet high, didnt speak any English but they were both loads of fun.


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/21/2020 7:56 am

    Quoting  :

Happy to oblige.
If I was younger (and with my similarly sick buddies) I would wear that suit around places. It would be a laugh and a half. 🍷🍷😎👍


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/21/2020 8:09 am

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    Is that near Mont Royal - seems to me it was all the same place. I visited two great aunts that were nuns there. They were both about 4 feet high, didnt speak any English but they were both loads of fun.
Both the highway and the lake pic show a glimpse of Mount Royal in the background. At the lake (Lac-Saint-Louis) ... I'm about twenty miles from that Oratory, when I took the shot.
Nuns? I know / knew a few and they were full of vim and vigour.
Hey... perhaps they were your aunts?
So... Why didn't you follow in their footsteps? 🤔 🍷🍷😎😮


sexyldy1000 61F  
9559 posts
4/21/2020 11:54 am

It's always embarrassing when my black Lab/Bernese Mountain Dog decides to give some random person a sniff. Can spark a conversation or leave us feeling forever scorned
Sitting by the water is tranquil and mesmerizing and evokes memories of happier times at my parent's cottage.


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/21/2020 2:26 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    It's always embarrassing when my black Lab/Bernese Mountain Dog decides to give some random person a sniff. Can spark a conversation or leave us feeling forever scorned
    Sitting by the water is tranquil and mesmerizing and evokes memories of happier times at my parent's cottage.
Yep... Dogs are funny, that's for sure.
Do you still visit that cottage? 🤔
Water 💦 does have that hypnotic effect.


Naughtypursuit 54F  
2761 posts
4/22/2020 3:37 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Both the highway and the lake pic show a glimpse of Mount Royal in the background. At the lake (Lac-Saint-Louis) ... I'm about twenty miles from that Oratory, when I took the shot.
    Nuns? I know / knew a few and they were full of vim and vigour.
    Hey... perhaps they were your aunts?
    So... Why didn't you follow in their footsteps? 🤔 🍷🍷😎😮
Something about that celibacy thing as well not many good looking priests...


Paulxx001 replies on 4/22/2020 6:23 pm:
lol... True...
Although, you can't tell if nuns are good looking either. I guess THAT only happens in porn movies. lol 😂 😮

Only_one_14 52F
4351 posts
4/22/2020 9:14 pm

Did you buy that on wish? I have a similar one that has an ass crack zipper! The new norm could be exciting 😘

A Man who knows how to use his tongue is extremely useful!


Paulxx001 64M  
22478 posts
4/23/2020 2:29 am

    Quoting Only_one_14:
    Did you buy that on wish? I have a similar one that has an ass crack zipper! The new norm could be exciting 😘
You have one? Reeeleee... 😊
Now THERE'S a pic to add to your profile! ❗🔥💦
New normal is gonna be messed up, won't it? 🤔 lol 😂


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