Some Action... Is Better Than NO Action At All... ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ฅ  

Paulxx001 64M  
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12/19/2019 12:52 pm

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Some Action... Is Better Than NO Action At All... ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ฅ

I was at the office the other day, chiseling through files on my des Without warning... there was a power failure in the whole building.

The lights went off, all the computer screens went dark and the ventilation system sputtered, then purred ... a dead halt. Everything went completely silent... and blac One second later, a loud groan rushed out in unison - from every person there. A man in an agitated voice shouted...

"O My phone's not working and my screen's not working. They're BOTH not working for fucks sake!"

A minute later... the power surged back on with a loud hum. Everything and everyone, roared life. I heard a man yell ; " OK . I'm good. It's ALL good. They WORK now."

I stood up from my chair to see who HE was - but, I already knew. Every company has one, don't they? It was time for lunch.

I walked into the cafeteria and paused. Someone, was percolating some fish stew in the microwave - again . I looked around and saw the ladies huddled over by the windows. I decided to join them and sat down. Brenda grinned... with her mouth full ; Silvie and Latoya were engaged in a discussion.

I unwrapped my food. Black forrest ham with lettuce, mayo and dijon, with a slice of provolone - on a ciabatta bun - and a fresh tomato on the side. The women... entertained me with their conversation.

"It's been so long, I forget what it feels like, ya know? I'm not getting ANY . So I made a doctor's appointment, to see my gyno. Some action is better than NO action," declared Silvie to her compatriots, who laughed and nodded.

The girls stood up and waved goodbye. I was left alone, by the windows ; munching on my sandwich and chewing on my thoughts. My reflections were eventually interrupted... it was him .

He'd seen the empty spots next to . I bundled up my crumbs and smiled as he sat down. He grinned and spoke...

"Hey Paul... Did you guys have a power failure where you were today?"

I sit, in the cubical behind him.

"No. Our part of the building wasn't touched at all," I replied smiling, then waved. That's how we roll here - we wave .

As I walked back to the office, my reflections... continued : Some action, is better than NO action. Really? There's NO way, I'm calling my proctologist. Perhaps that 'gyno' thing is different... for women...

... and who's fricking fish was still fizzling in the micro?๐Ÿ˜ถ

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Paulxx001 64M  
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12/19/2019 12:53 pm

I think I'd rather have NO action than visiting my proctologist - he's old and he's got FAT fingers. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Now... I've never had a prostate exam with a female doctor. Hmmm..
Can you ask for one of those when ya sign up for the test? ๐Ÿค”

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Paulxx001 64M  
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12/19/2019 12:53 pm

I think company cafeterias should have a - 'no fish in the microwave' rule. ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŸ

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scoupe42 58M  
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12/19/2019 1:09 pm

Paul, you have good way of telling a story. You keep your audience interest!


Tmptrzz 59F  
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12/19/2019 1:11 pm

Yea I don't think that's a fun kind of action at all, so I would have to pass on that one. I did smirk though when I read that and shook my head. Thanks for sharing this and so glad ya'll got the power working again.

And like you I love a good Ciabatta roll, with ham or turkey and provolone cheese as it tastes so good on them. I hope you continue to enjoy the rest of your day..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


sexyldy1000 61F  
9576 posts
12/19/2019 1:15 pm

I have never thought of my Doctor's appointments as sexually exciting. I just want them to be over as quickly as possible.
Dealing with stinky cooking smells at work was often pretty nauseating. Pretty hard hard to control what people could bring in. No fish? No hard-boiled eggs? No cabbage? No curry? Most important was that they clean up after themselves.


bbuckwwheat 63M
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12/19/2019 1:26 pm

I doubt that there will be much difference between the male urologist or a female urologist when it comes to a prostate exam. The finger might be smaller, but the urologist sees it only as an exam, not anything else.

My urologist has a younger woman that is interning and believe me, you won't get excited in that settling.

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superbjversion2 66F
24167 posts
12/19/2019 1:44 pm

Here's a thought โ€ฆ if going to the gynecologist, is considered "action" then what does that say about me? My gyn was also my boss.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


flannel_light 59F  
4502 posts
12/19/2019 2:52 pm

I won't be able to look at my Dr again after reading this.

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Paulxx001 64M  
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12/19/2019 3:49 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Paul, you have good way of telling a story. You keep your audience interest!
Thank you sir. ๐Ÿ‘

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mc_justmc 61M  
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12/19/2019 3:56 pm

This guy in your office sounds familiar ............. does he have a lot of .... Nosehairs?


Paulxx001 64M  
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12/19/2019 3:56 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Yea I don't think that's a fun kind of action at all, so I would have to pass on that one. I did smirk though when I read that and shook my head. Thanks for sharing this and so glad ya'll got the power working again.

    And like you I love a good Ciabatta roll, with ham or turkey and provolone cheese as it tastes so good on them. I hope you continue to enjoy the rest of your day..
That bread works sooo well on a sandwich, doesn't it? ๐Ÿค”
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Paulxx001 64M  
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12/19/2019 3:58 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    I have never thought of my Doctor's appointments as sexually exciting. I just want them to be over as quickly as possible.
    Dealing with stinky cooking smells at work was often pretty nauseating. Pretty hard hard to control what people could bring in. No fish? No hard-boiled eggs? No cabbage? No curry? Most important was that they clean up after themselves.
Funny thing is... I really don't mind cooking smells at all. It's just that ONE fish dish that someone keeps putting in there.
So... no gyno for you.
Check.
Unless... it was a game... and your lover was your doctor? ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Paulxx001 64M  
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12/19/2019 4:01 pm

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    I doubt that there will be much difference between the male urologist or a female urologist when it comes to a prostate exam. The finger might be smaller, but the urologist sees it only as an exam, not anything else.

    My urologist has a younger woman that is interning and believe me, you won't get excited in that settling.
THAT... is true. I have family in the medical profession.
I'm always hoping for that female doctor who locks the door behind me , peels off her clothes and says... "I'm leaving medicine... but not before I.." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Paulxx001 64M  
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12/19/2019 4:06 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Here's a thought โ€ฆ if going to the gynecologist, is considered "action" then what does that say about me? My gyn was also my boss.
Wow... You've got the potential for some serious issues there. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
So... where dja wanna start? Or should we just make an appointment for you, next Tuesday?
I'm not a REAL psychologist but I can pretend to be one. ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Paulxx001 64M  
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12/19/2019 4:09 pm

    Quoting flannel_light:
    I won't be able to look at my Dr again after reading this.
Oh... of course you will.
Picture me - a friend - at the other end of that speculum.๐Ÿ˜Š
And you'll be fine... Sort of...

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Paulxx001 64M  
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12/19/2019 4:14 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    This guy in your office sounds familiar ............. does he have a lot of .... Nosehairs?
lol... Yeah... There might be a resemblance. But THAT other guy is outta state.
Don't these men ALL, belong to a club of some sort? ๐Ÿค”
I'm sure you've met a member...

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secret_lade 47F
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12/19/2019 4:20 pm

I'd rather have no action than go to the gyno... Yikes. Maybe it's because I had a cancer scare...


Paulxx001 64M  
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12/19/2019 4:37 pm

    Quoting  :

I had a hot dentist once. ๐Ÿ”ฅMaybe it's different for a guy... ๐Ÿค”
She kept leaning over me and... brushing against me and nudging me. She was squishing her (uh... you know) 'them' up against me, throughout that WHOLE fricken root canal.
I wish... I could have enjoyed it... a bit more.
So.. besides that... I hear pennies falling. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Paulxx001 64M  
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12/19/2019 5:10 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I'd rather have no action than go to the gyno... Yikes. Maybe it's because I had a cancer scare...
Eee... hmmm... Yep. That'll do it, for sure!
Well... perhaps I watch too much porn. I was thinking of that OTHER scene.
I understand... ๐Ÿ˜ถ

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smartasswoman 64F  
35758 posts
12/19/2019 8:17 pm

I'm pretty sure no one thinks of a visit to the gyno as "action". I mean, that's like me saying "no one's touched my boobs for a while, guess I'll schedule a mammogram". But we older ladies definitely can be prone to making those kind of jokes about our (mostly nonexistent) sex lives.


Paulxx001 replies on 12/19/2019 10:13 pm:
everyone has a sex life... just not always the one we envisioned.
My other comment? Ya... I'm just poking about. it's been a long day.

Paulxx001 64M  
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12/19/2019 8:28 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I'm pretty sure no one thinks of a visit to the gyno as "action". I mean, that's like me saying "no one's touched my boobs for a while, guess I'll schedule a mammogram". But we older ladies definitely can be prone to making those kind of jokes about our (mostly nonexistent) sex lives.
Ahh...
Perhaps this is a generational thing?
The women (I sat beside), were in their thirties... early forties... Maybe it's about a sense of adventure and self depricating humour?
You have a pov, I'll never gain. Unless, I grow boobs and a vagina. What are the chances of that? ๐Ÿค”

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Livin_my_Life14 51F

12/19/2019 8:51 pm

My gyno- who wears a bow tie- will say. Finger in the hole on 5,4,3,2...... in the hole! This way I am ready ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ


Paulxx001 64M  
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12/19/2019 10:27 pm

    Quoting Livin_my_Life14:
    My gyno- who wears a bow tie- will say. Finger in the hole on 5,4,3,2...... in the hole! This way I am ready ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ
If that's true - that's funny. If that's NOT true... it's STILL funny! ๐Ÿ˜‚
Really? That's what he says? lol
I'd love, to have 'woman bits' for a day or so. Just to see what it feels like.
Have you ever thought of what it might feel like to have male parts - on trial ? ๐Ÿค”

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author51 59F  
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12/19/2019 11:24 pm

I just had some action last week with my gyno..She is a woman so I do not enjoy it at all with her, my coffee mate.....

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Paulxx001 64M  
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12/20/2019 7:36 am

    Quoting author51:
    I just had some action last week with my gyno..She is a woman so I do not enjoy it at all with her, my coffee mate.....
Ahhh... ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ‘ It would seem, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿค”

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Paulxx001 64M  
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12/20/2019 9:03 am

    Quoting  :

Octopus ๐Ÿ™? Hmmm.. Reeeelee... Grilled octopus ๐Ÿ™ is GREAT! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š My recollection of octopus (grilled) is that it has NO order... or really mild. The guy was bullshitting... ๐Ÿ˜Š
So... no more salmon, huh? ๐Ÿค” Oh well... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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BeccaLuvs 59F
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12/20/2019 12:43 pm

I'm sure you'd be able to get a "female doc" Paul! And you were lucky just losing power for a bit - wish we were so lucky!

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Paulxx001 64M  
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12/20/2019 1:18 pm

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    I'm sure you'd be able to get a "female doc" Paul! And you were lucky just losing power for a bit - wish we were so lucky!
Or at least... find someone who wants to pretend to BE one. ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Hmmm... I keep reading and hearing about your woes. Must be frustrating.
Over here we have the winter outages. Gets really chilly. In reality, we're very lucky here. It isn't interrupted often.
It's amazing how much we rely on electricity, isn't it? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜˜
Although you ladies enjoy batteries, don't you? ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท

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Paulxx001 64M  
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12/20/2019 10:08 pm

    Quoting  :

I like the no fish rule. ๐Ÿค” ๐ŸŸ
What about a pretend gyno... in your bedroom with a blindfold... ๐Ÿ˜Š
Yep... doesn't seem like many agree with the ladies in the cafeteria. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท

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Paulxx001 64M  
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12/23/2019 10:46 am

    Quoting  :

Breaded and fried calamari is a staple entrรฉe at most places here. It's great! You'd LOVE grilled octopus - (usually in a salad). Same texture as calamari and the flavour is subtle.
I think I'd have to grow 'one' in order to GET it... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ If I was a woman, I'd be the one , spreading it for him. omg ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Or... not... It was just a thought.
I'd think you shaved for me. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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pocogato12 69F  
37204 posts
12/23/2019 2:14 pm

I just loved this daily description> We had a No Fish In Microwave Rule- we even were introduced to it at orientation because it would smell up the entire retail floor space! Customers thought they were at Cabelas LOL. As for the lower extremities being inspected in lieu of any action- nyet here. You have never had one so dont even go there. I gotta do something about your dreams Vodka in the cookies maybe

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