Sexy... Horny... Happy and Lucky - No... NOT The New Dwarfs ๐Ÿค”  

Paulxx001 64M  
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9/30/2019 12:16 pm

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Sexy... Horny... Happy and Lucky - No... NOT The New Dwarfs ๐Ÿค”

I live in a large city, filled with splattered rainbows, of peculiar people. While on the subway, I overhear bits of their chatter. I'll usually stumble into fragments, that compel me... to pause.

This morning, I was in a packed train on the Green Line, heading downtown. I stood above two women, in their twenties. The one with the dark brown hair, was lamenting about her ex-boyfriend and - still current - room mate.

"I hate him. He sneaks his dirty clothes, into my laundry basket. The next thing ya know, I'm pulling four pairs of boxers, outta the washer. Yeah... he's SEXY ... but he's soo fricken lame. I'm almost sorry, I slept with him."

Her blond haired friend, scowled in sympathy ; "And he's soo full of himself. The way he struts around your apartment in his jeans... and stares at me. I'm soo glad, I never slept with him," then she paused, thoughtfully. "Don't you wish we were lesbians... at some point? It would be soo much easier."

They got off at the next stop...

... and these two, senior ladies carefully sat down and took their place. The gray haired woman turned to the one, sitting by the window and spoke.

"I'm going to Roger and Mary's home on Sunday... for dinner. Ya know Roger, had a mild stroke last month. It's his left side, nothing too serious. It's gonna make it really easy, for me to grope him, when I'm HORNY . He always puts up a struggle, if he thinks his wife is looking."

Her window friend, nodded her head up and down and replied ; "Really... Hmmm... "

The gray haired woman, stared at her window friend and shouted ; "Helen... you're deaf. Put on , your damn hearing aide. I was joking ."

The train roared through the tunnel. One of the teenagers behind me, bellowed to his buddy, in that loud way that teens talk.

"Mike... you remind me of Robert Downy Junior, when he was on drugs... and a lot of fun. Why the fuck, are you always smiling?"

Mike replied ; "If you smile all the time, you can trick your brain into thinking - that you're happy ! "

"Makes sense... smart ," I thought. The one not named Mike, continued talking.

"Ya know... I read that in prison, if they don't like you, they'll duct tape a snorkel to your mouth and then someone, will piss into it. True ! "

Mike, the happy philosopher, replied ;"Well... why wouldn't they like me? Everyone does!"

The train had stopped at the next station. I was nudged in the elbow, by Mike, as he pointed to an empty seat; "Go ahead sir."

"Oh for fucks sake, I'm not that old," I wanted to say. Instead I replied ; "Thanks. I'm good."

He smiled at me and squeezed in, next to his buddy. He did look HAPPY . As I turned my back to him, I practised my smile. A man in front of me, smiled back and waved. My smile... needs more work. The train sped up.

You know... occasionally, the conversations I overhear on the subway, are much more entertaining, than the shit I read on the internet.

Today... I got LUCKY and practised my smile.

.......................................
Do you ever feel lucky and play the lotto ; or is your Retirement Plan, a more thoughtful one? ๐Ÿค”
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Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 12:16 pm

Ya know... one time (back in the day), I won three and a half thousand bucks ($3,500). It gave me false hope.
I've rarely won anything since then. I should really stick to playing the same numbers, but I keep changing them up. ๐Ÿ™„


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 12:16 pm

Yep... My retirement plan is right on schedule... if I can just win the Lottery. ๐Ÿค”


Tmptrzz 59F  
106043 posts
9/30/2019 12:37 pm

You definitely hear some interesting conversations, the old ladies one you shared made me chuckle. Thanks for sharing with all of us, and I hope your day is a great start to your week..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


loveitrough113 38M

9/30/2019 1:16 pm

Didn't even read it, only here fr the points


HermanG67 54M
8462 posts
9/30/2019 1:38 pm

Smiles are great things.... keep that shit going!!!


superbjversion2 66F
24122 posts
9/30/2019 2:26 pm

"If you smile all the time, you can trick your brain into thinking - you're happy ! " So, Paul, the out-of-practice smiler tried this and wasn't crazy about his first attempt? That's because it has to be a REAL smile. I shall share my smile philosophy โ€ฆ it may help next time you try.

Smile - it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


sexyldy1000 61F  
9546 posts
9/30/2019 3:11 pm

I frequently ride public transit and have seen and heard things I wished I hadnโ€™t. People with their headphones, often have their noses buried in their newspapers, tablets and phones and are obvious to whatโ€™s going on around them, including delays, rerouting and out-of-service announcements.
Being โ€˜downsizedโ€™ from my career job has altered my retirement plan. I am still in the lottery group at work...thereโ€™s always the fear they will hit it big the minute I stop playing.


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 3:54 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    You definitely hear some interesting conversations, the old ladies one you shared made me chuckle. Thanks for sharing with all of us, and I hope your day is a great start to your week..
Or maybe I'm just waiting to hear stuff so I stick my ears in places. Ya know what I mean? ๐Ÿค”
Take care... ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 3:56 pm

Okie dokie.
Nice cock... ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ˜Š
Don't be a stranger. Come by any time, for those points.
So where ya gonna invest them? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 3:57 pm

    Quoting HermanG67:
    Smiles are great things.... keep that shit going!!!
Yep.. Will do. You'd be surprised ๐Ÿคจ at how people look at you when you smile all the time.
Sorta creepy... I gotta get used to it. Ya know what I mean? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 4:03 pm

    Quoting  :

Points are good. I've still got all of mine on my license. ๐Ÿ˜Š Which is really surprising! ๐Ÿ‘ I better not have jinxed THAT! damn!
I could probably write ๐Ÿ“ a daily blog, about other people's convos but...
Well... ya can always pick up a of random thoughts by riding with the window open. ๐Ÿ˜ถ
Or.... not.... There's always a phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ... ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 4:07 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    "If you smile all the time, you can trick your brain into thinking - you're happy ! " So, Paul, the out-of-practice smiler tried this and wasn't crazy about his first attempt? That's because it has to be a REAL smile. I shall share my smile philosophy โ€ฆ it may help next time you try.

    Smile - it makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Actually... I smile, all the time... But it's a sly smile... and in THIS city... I gotta watch where I flash ๐Ÿ“ธ it. People get the wrong impression. Ya know what I mean?
But I am practicing a more sincere smile.. in front of the mirror.
Ever try it?
The mirror thingy I mean...? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 4:11 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    I frequently ride public transit and have seen and heard things I wished I hadnโ€™t. People with their headphones, often have their noses buried in their newspapers, tablets and phones and are obvious to whatโ€™s going on around them, including delays, rerouting and out-of-service announcements.
    Being โ€˜downsizedโ€™ from my career job has altered my retirement plan. I am still in the lottery group at work...thereโ€™s always the fear they will hit it big the minute I stop playing.
Hmmm... people are grumpier on buses.. I find. Subways (here) are jolier times.
Oooo... yeah that LOTO nightmare... where they win and that's the week, THAT guy didn't play the numbers.
Looks like you're stuck..
Or.. find a rich guy... or one with a big,...
Ugh.. never mind... ๐Ÿ˜Š


SeaGirlFL 57F
9220 posts
9/30/2019 4:13 pm

I tend to smile often, especially at little kids, lol. They usually smile back. And, I'll play peek a boo or wave. I'm pretty sure they think I'm weird.

It is interesting the conversations that you can overhear sometimes...I've always wanted to make up some outrageous bullshit when someone is obviously trying to listen in on a conversation, lol.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." โ€“ Mark Black


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 4:21 pm

    Quoting  :

Hmmm.. No... I meant like calling or texting a friend... But then again.. you're not into small talk. I understand.
Yep... I hear you. Big city life.. a lot of people who have a voice. Some are interesting.
Yep... I don't know, why they would share THAT? ๐Ÿค”
Hey... I m sure you might have enough with the voices in your head, without listening in on someone else's space. ๐Ÿ‘
I find it reassuring to hear, that I'm not the only person who's whacked... Every one has a story to share. You... for instance. I'd love to hear what you'd be saying... on the subway seat in front of me.
Or would you clam ๐Ÿ—ฃ up? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 4:25 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    I tend to smile often, especially at little kids, lol. They usually smile back. And, I'll play peek a boo or wave. I'm pretty sure they think I'm weird.

    It is interesting the conversations that you can overhear sometimes...I've always wanted to make up some outrageous bullshit when someone is obviously trying to listen in on a conversation, lol.
True! I smile at kids as well. Reminds me of when I had my own and they were small enough to enjoy that game!
That's funny. I think as a kids... (irresponsibly bored (, we'd do THAT!
Hmmm... What would YOU have said? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 4:31 pm

    Quoting  :

Well.. sorry, but I'm just reading what you've posted on your blog.
Voices in your head? Your blog posts give me an idea.
You talk to strangers? ๐Ÿค” OMG... No. Don't do that. Ya never know who you'll run into.
Might be someone like me.... Then whatcha gonna do? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
What do those voices tell you?


mc_justmc 61M  
6926 posts
9/30/2019 6:09 pm

My retirement plan? To drop dead in my tracks without warning.


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 6:27 pm

    Quoting  :

FrankeeZee and me.. are like this ๐Ÿคž
We're coming together...
But ya know... baggage is easily released...

Ya let your fingers loosen.. then you let things fall outta your hands.. then. you don't look back.
Takes a bit of self control
It's not everyone's cup of tea. You're more likely to see it in movies. Ever see THOSE?
Dream like... aren't they. Ya think they're based on reality? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 6:34 pm

    Quoting  :

The illusion of something associated.. with a number. And then there's Monday.. and the thrill of wondering? ๐Ÿค”
Hey. good luck! Any numbers ya wanna share? ๐Ÿ‘ lol ๐Ÿ˜‚


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 6:38 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    My retirement plan? To drop dead in my tracks without warning.
I won't disagree.
I've gotta get a will that pays for the funeral.. where the Stones and The Band.. come back for a reunion.
Can you imagine? lol
Yep.. or at least an all you can eat buffet spread.
I hear you.... Hit 95 on the dial last week. The road was empty.
Ever done that?


sexyldy1000 61F  
9546 posts
9/30/2019 6:46 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Hmmm... people are grumpier on buses.. I find. Subways (here) are jolier times.
    Oooo... yeah that LOTO nightmare... where they win and that's the week, THAT guy didn't play the numbers.
    Looks like you're stuck..
    Or.. find a rich guy... or one with a big,...
    Ugh.. never mind... ๐Ÿ˜Š
No, people are equally grumpy and sometimes entertaining on both.
I should look for someone with a big.......wallet?


SeaGirlFL 57F
9220 posts
9/30/2019 7:14 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    True! I smile at kids as well. Reminds me of when I had my own and they were small enough to enjoy that game!
    That's funny. I think as a kids... (irresponsibly bored (, we'd do THAT!
    Hmmm... What would YOU have said? ๐Ÿค”
Ha. No idea, lol. I would have made something up as I went along...the trick is having the right conversation partner who would go along with it, lol. I do have a pretty active imagination...

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." โ€“ Mark Black


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 7:18 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Ha. No idea, lol. I would have made something up as I went along...the trick is having the right conversation partner who would go along with it, lol. I do have a pretty active imagination...
True.. Ya need that partner in crime... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 7:19 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    No, people are equally grumpy and sometimes entertaining on both.
    I should look for someone with a big.......wallet?
hmmm.. or A friendly smile โ˜บ


mc_justmc 61M  
6926 posts
9/30/2019 7:26 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I won't disagree.
    I've gotta get a will that pays for the funeral.. where the Stones and The Band.. come back for a reunion.
    Can you imagine? lol
    Yep.. or at least an all you can eat buffet spread.
    I hear you.... Hit 95 on the dial last week. The road was empty.
    Ever done that?
Some years back I hit 130mph on my "68 Norton Atlas on a barren stretch of road between Comfort and Fredricksburg. At the time I remember really thinking hard about wheel bearings and spokes and wondering if they were original equipment, because I knew I hadn't replaced them.


superbjversion2 66F
24122 posts
9/30/2019 8:32 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Actually... I smile, all the time... But it's a sly smile... and in THIS city... I gotta watch where I flash ๐Ÿ“ธ it. People get the wrong impression. Ya know what I mean?
    But I am practicing a more sincere smile.. in front of the mirror.
    Ever try it?
    The mirror thingy I mean...? ๐Ÿค”
I worked the front desk of a doctor's office. 23 years of dealing with hormonal women - I am a professional fake smiler {retired}

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 9:52 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Some years back I hit 130mph on my "68 Norton Atlas on a barren stretch of road between Comfort and Fredricksburg. At the time I remember really thinking hard about wheel bearings and spokes and wondering if they were original equipment, because I knew I hadn't replaced them.
Original spokes? lol... That's funny.. in a sick sort way. I laughed, but I know what you mean.
I was thinking the same thing about my seat belts... and wondering if it was better if I kept them buckled up or not.
I'd rather not be a carrot ๐Ÿฅ• if ya know what I mean. ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
9/30/2019 9:57 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I worked the front desk of a doctor's office. 23 years of dealing with hormonal women - I am a professional fake smiler {retired}
Really? hmmm... yep I recall you mentioning THAT.
Well faking is ok. Can ya fake other stuff as well? ๐Ÿค”
Not that you'd need to....
Your smile looks really real to me. ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ‘


author51 59F  
128821 posts
10/1/2019 1:12 am

Interesting conversations my coffee mate.. Nice to see the young man offer up his seat to you though.. As for smiling, it is contagious and someone may just need that smile in order to carry on..Great post par usual..As for playing the Lotto I have not for quite a while..Still trying to get my ducks in a row for any kind of Retirement plan though...


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
10/1/2019 4:14 am

True about smiles. They are contagious. When I smile... people smile back. Except for the real mean ones.... lol
I'm not sitting down unless there are a ton of empty seats. ๐Ÿ˜Š
Lotto? ๐Ÿค” Yeah... once in a while...
Hey... smile today and have a good one! Go for it! Ya gonna smile today? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
10/1/2019 9:11 am

    Quoting  :

I try and smile all the time. Sometimes... it's tough... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Then I'll catch myself frowning or in a bad mood... I'll put on a smile and - bingo! It's all good again... lol. Ya know what I mean? It's contagious! ๐Ÿ‘
Number 4 I've been playing that number for years. Now... all I need is another five lucky ones. ๐Ÿ€
Good luck! ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
10/1/2019 9:12 am

    Quoting  :

Good one! You're one of the lucky ๐Ÿ€ people! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š
Ya got any secrets to share? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
10/1/2019 9:16 am

    Quoting author51:
    Interesting conversations my coffee mate.. Nice to see the young man offer up his seat to you though.. As for smiling, it is contagious and someone may just need that smile in order to carry on..Great post par usual..As for playing the Lotto I have not for quite a while..Still trying to get my ducks in a row for any kind of Retirement plan though...
True about smiles. They are contagious. When I smile... people smile back. Except for the real mean ones.... lol
I'm not sitting down unless there are a ton of empty seats. ๐Ÿ˜Š
Lotto? ๐Ÿค” Yeah... once in a while...
Hey... smile today and have a good one! Go for it! Ya gonna smile today? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
10/1/2019 9:35 am

    Quoting  :

Don't tell me...
We all have to start working for the Post Office? ๐Ÿค”


1seeking1 56F
3766 posts
10/1/2019 2:03 pm

Smiles are always good, and real life can be revealing. If something out of ordinary happens or I feel lucky might buy a lottery ticket . Happens at most 3 times a year. Have won lots of free plays and once $20.


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
10/1/2019 4:14 pm

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Smiles are always good, and real life can be revealing. If something out of ordinary happens or I feel lucky might buy a lottery ticket . Happens at most 3 times a year. Have won lots of free plays and once $20.
Smiles are always good.
Your Lotto luck ๐Ÿคž.. well... sounds like my Lotto luck... Good luck! ๐Ÿ€


scoupe42 58M  
13018 posts
10/1/2019 4:14 pm

Interesting blog, you have a huge fan base, this is a great thing!


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
10/1/2019 4:18 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Interesting blog, you have a huge fan base, this is a great thing!
I wonder if my fan base can help me win the Lotto. My luck is poor. Do you have a lucky number, that you always play? ๐Ÿค”
Thanks for popping in. Have a lucky ๐Ÿ€ day!


smartasswoman 64F  
35705 posts
10/2/2019 10:37 am

Mike sounds like a gem.

My retirement was sort of lucky. When I went to work for my employer at age 28, I had no idea that... 1) I would end up working there for the next 31 years; 2) that an employer actually offering a pension would become such a rare thing; and 3) that my employer would later add early retirement health benefits to the pot (I can continue getting health insurance from them, at the same rates employees pay, until I reach Medicare age).

Another factor (which I don't want to call luck) - my mom died when I was 52 and left the kids some money. I put mine into mutual funds and didn't touch it.

So yeah...it kind of feels like I won the lottery. Grateful every day.


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
10/2/2019 12:01 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Mike sounds like a gem.

    My retirement was sort of lucky. When I went to work for my employer at age 28, I had no idea that... 1) I would end up working there for the next 31 years; 2) that an employer actually offering a pension would become such a rare thing; and 3) that my employer would later add early retirement health benefits to the pot (I can continue getting health insurance from them, at the same rates employees pay, until I reach Medicare age).

    Another factor (which I don't want to call luck) - my mom died when I was 52 and left the kids some money. I put mine into mutual funds and didn't touch it.

    So yeah...it kind of feels like I won the lottery. Grateful every day.
Wow... you certainly are. ๐Ÿ˜Š
I worked for great companies as well... until they became LESS great... if you know what I mean. ๐Ÿค”
Mutual funds was... a great idea. Ya must have had some good advice! ๐Ÿ‘


scoupe42 58M  
13018 posts
10/2/2019 12:37 pm

My favorite number is 2, so I bet 2 at the races, but I notice that 6 and 9 are big winning numbers!


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
10/2/2019 3:48 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    My favorite number is 2, so I bet 2 at the races, but I notice that 6 and 9 are big winning numbers!
lol.. yep.... Always a number out there that escapes us...
I'm looking at the number two. Perfect for a table at a restaurant... or a bed or just a conversation. Ya know what I mean?


EnigmaInitiative 53F
5689 posts
10/4/2019 9:56 am

I LOVED the story.

Crackled me UP

And, you know that laughter is the best medicine, don't you Paul. Winks

As for the question?

I'm counting on Karma.

Ya know

Good Karma

Winks

In a sense, sexuality is the built-in psychedelic experience that only a very few people manage to evade.

~Terence McKenna


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
10/4/2019 10:22 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    I LOVED the story.

    Crackled me UP

    And, you know that laughter is the best medicine, don't you Paul. Winks

    As for the question?

    I'm counting on Karma.

    Ya know

    Good Karma

    Winks
Oooo... Karma... Yeah! I gotta keep my eyes open for more Karma! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
10/5/2019 9:10 am

    Quoting  :

Really? Wow... I'm pretty sure the same thing is happening here. We used to have to write down our job descriptions at some places we worked.
Well.. good luck to her! ๐Ÿ‘


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