Sex... Lies... And The Missing Chicken... ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿค”  

Paulxx001 64M  
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6/24/2019 1:22 pm

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Sex... Lies... And The Missing Chicken... ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿค”

Note : A F F is deleting words in the text. Please be patient.

I told my a small lie the other day. She texted me, and asked what I was up to. I didn't feel comfortable replying; "I'm on a 'world famous sex site', perving naked women." So instead... I told her; "I'm making chicken parmesan." Which was GOING to be true... soon enough. It reminded me of the times, adults in my tribe, had fibbed. Were they trying to protect me?

My grandparents emmigrated from Europe and tried to emulate their rural lifestyle, in urban Montreal. So of course... they bred rabbits, in a pen - in their backyard. Didn't everyone?

My brother and I were very young. We didn't understand, that whole 'sex thing'.ย Every month or so, we'd see new baby bunnies, hopping about, in that fenced in enclosure. We'd be told, that a friendly neighbour, had brought them as gifts. Come to think of it... it was kinda strange, to see that fat male bunny, always flopped, on top of the female bunny. She never seemed to mind.

We had (what I now realize, was), rabbit stew, quite often... at Granny's place. She would tell us, that it was chicken. What did WE know? It tasted like chicken. They soon got rid of the rabbit farm.
Grandma and Grandpa then diversified... into chickens.

I'll always remember that FIRST one. My granny brought home, a live chicken, from the market.
She put the 'poulet', under a clothes hamper and told my brother and me, that there was a chicken, in the basement. Well... can you imagine, our excitement, when we ran down those stairs, and actually saw, a live chicken? My grandfather asked us, if we wanted to pet that bird. What do you think we said? "Of course!"ย 

Twenty minutes later, my grandpa, was still chasing, that fricken chicken, around his work bench. My brother and I were laughing so hard, we could hardly supervise, the chase. He wasn't amused!

A few days later.... we no longer found, our pet chicken downstairs. When we asked grandma about 'Bob' (that was his name), she replied;

"The chicken escaped!"ย 

We were sad. With my four year old mind, I didn't think of asking; how he got out, or where he might have run to. There were two sets of doors to open and they lived, on a six lane boulevard. How did he turn the door handles? A better question, might have been - why did he cross the road?

That night, grandma served rabbit stew ; or so she said. That rabbit, tasted great. And surprisingly... a lot, like chicken.

To this day, I have no idea where.... that silly chicken went to. D'ja think it's still roamin' the streets of Montreal... somewhere?

Yep... little lies and tiny deceptions. All meant to protect young minds. I somehow doubt, today's have that same buffer. Or do they need one? I was pretty open about everything, with my . Except the thing about THAT sex site, last week.

She'll figure it out one day. Or not. Doesn't really matter, does it? Maybe SHE'S ... on one.

.....
Sugar coated lies... did you tell them?
Ever notice, how many things taste like chicken?


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Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/24/2019 1:23 pm

I prefered an honest approach to things in life... with my kids.
Except for my membership on that site. Im not one, who's into sugar coating anything.


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/24/2019 1:25 pm

Things that taste like chicken? Frogs legs... chicken... rattle snake... I don't know.
I love chicken.. Give me some sauce... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm thinking of the Matrix... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚


Tmptrzz 59F  
106043 posts
6/24/2019 1:54 pm

I think you should of just told her the truth. It's always good to see what our children's response will be. My kids know im here, hell two of my kids used to be on here to as it was just another way for us to keep in contact with one another.

Nothing like raising rabbit's my stepdad raised them too, we had all kinds French lops, you know the ones with the floppy ears, they are so beautiful. He used to kill them and sell the pelts made me sad.

Chickens are a good thing to have as my mother used to have a chicken coop, and we used to have fresh eggs which I loved. As for the chicken she did make some of the best fried chicken.

I hope you enjoy your evening..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Naughtypursuit 54F  
2761 posts
6/24/2019 2:08 pm

I remember watching the Sound of Music with my mom and when the marriage scene happened she told us it was over and time for bed. Imagine my shock a few years later finding out that the story went on. Realizing that my parents lie was devastating.


lust4life59 63F
2501 posts
6/24/2019 2:45 pm

I cooked rabbit for a date last night........lol I did tell him it was rabbit though, not the first I've had, but it was his first time and the first time I've attempted to cook it. We both concluded, while it did taste somewhat like chicken, we both liked chicken better. And no, while my daughter doesn't need to be aware that I'm on this particular site, she does know I am on dating sites and adult themed sites. Not any particulars though, she doesn't ask and I don't volunteer. btw, she called last night and asked what I was doing. I told her cooking dinner, when she asked what, I told her I was trying my hand at rabbit. That probably devastated more than if I had volunteered it was for someone I had met on a "sex" site.


superbjversion2 66F
24122 posts
6/24/2019 4:36 pm

Gosh! Some of the best stories I told my child were lies. But what can you do when a child asks how Santa gets in the house when there's no chimney or is afraid the dog will bite the Tooth Fairy!

My parents never lied to me though. Which is why I don't eat green beans cuz I don't want hair on my chest.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/24/2019 5:26 pm

    Quoting  :

Nerves? lol... that's what I do...
Yes.... I'd be ticked off as well. Poor Bambi.. ๐Ÿ˜”
But I guess your kids got over it? ๐Ÿค”
Sounds like your dad had a seriously sik sense of humour... lol.. ummm.
So.. didja ever forgive him? ๐Ÿค”
I mean... your sense of humour is pretty tough! ๐Ÿ™„


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/24/2019 5:31 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I think you should of just told her the truth. It's always good to see what our children's response will be. My kids know im here, hell two of my kids used to be on here to as it was just another way for us to keep in contact with one another.

    Nothing like raising rabbit's my stepdad raised them too, we had all kinds French lops, you know the ones with the floppy ears, they are so beautiful. He used to kill them and sell the pelts made me sad.

    Chickens are a good thing to have as my mother used to have a chicken coop, and we used to have fresh eggs which I loved. As for the chicken she did make some of the best fried chicken.

    I hope you enjoy your evening..
My gosh. You're a classic!
Your kids... The bunnies... The Chickens...
Wow... you've done it all! ๐Ÿ‘ Ain't nothing gonna turn you down... ๐Ÿ˜Š
I can imagine those rabbit pelts must have garnered a few bucks.. wow.. ๐Ÿ˜Š
Your kids are here? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/24/2019 7:12 pm

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    I remember watching the Sound of Music with my mom and when the marriage scene happened she told us it was over and time for bed. Imagine my shock a few years later finding out that the story went on. Realizing that my parents lie was devastating.
Hmmm. I can imagine....
I guess they didn't want you to see the war scenes? ๐Ÿค”
I imagine by now... you've forgiven them?
Have you seen the end of the movie at least? ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/24/2019 7:17 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in.
True... we were lied to...
But what about that thing about the Easter Bunny? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/24/2019 7:20 pm

    Quoting lust4life59:
    I cooked rabbit for a date last night........lol I did tell him it was rabbit though, not the first I've had, but it was his first time and the first time I've attempted to cook it. We both concluded, while it did taste somewhat like chicken, we both liked chicken better. And no, while my daughter doesn't need to be aware that I'm on this particular site, she does know I am on dating sites and adult themed sites. Not any particulars though, she doesn't ask and I don't volunteer. btw, she called last night and asked what I was doing. I told her cooking dinner, when she asked what, I told her I was trying my hand at rabbit. That probably devastated more than if I had volunteered it was for someone I had met on a "sex" site.
lol... That's funny. What a wild set of coincidences... no? ๐Ÿค”
Rabbit is a tough one Low and slow, right?
Well... Hope it turned out alright for you and your date.
Any feedback? ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/24/2019 7:22 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Gosh! Some of the best stories I told my child were lies. But what can you do when a child asks how Santa gets in the house when there's no chimney or is afraid the dog will bite the Tooth Fairy!

    My parents never lied to me though. Which is why I don't eat green beans cuz I don't want hair on my chest.
Really? ๐Ÿค”
Damn... I should have eaten more green beans... ๐Ÿ˜Š So how did Santa get in there? ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ˜‰


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/24/2019 7:24 pm

    Quoting  :

True.... Good point....
I lie about some things... but only by a quarter inch or so.
Once she's holding it... I hardly think she notices... or do they? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


superbjversion2 66F
24122 posts
6/24/2019 8:39 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Really? ๐Ÿค”
    Damn... I should have eaten more green beans... ๐Ÿ˜Š So how did Santa get in there? ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ˜‰
There was a patch on the living room ceiling (from a wood burning stove, I think) and it became Santa's magic trap door. Btw - the dog didn't bite the Tooth Fairy because she was Santa's sister and helped him at Christmastime ...my best story ever!

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


author51 59F  
128817 posts
6/24/2019 11:04 pm

Good story my coffee mate.. a tiny little white lie to our kids is what we do to protect them.It is those big lies that tend to snowball as we get older that are not good.....


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/25/2019 2:18 am

    Quoting  :

lol... oh puhleez... ๐Ÿ˜Š Really? ๐Ÿค”
Well then... y'all are so polite about it. Or... ya ain't THAT disappointed. I guess it still does the job. ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ‘ โค๏ธ
OMG... or maybe y'all be telling me a little white lie. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/25/2019 2:25 am

    Quoting  :

Lol... That's funny. True how if you tell people the TRUTH, it goes right over their heads! ๐Ÿ‘ I do it all the time... lol... ๐Ÿ˜Š
It doesn't taste like chicken? ๐Ÿ” hmmm... ok then.
And "IT" (you ladies), have that certain "Je ne sais quoi..."... ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ‘ โค๏ธ


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/25/2019 2:33 am

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    There was a patch on the living room ceiling (from a wood burning stove, I think) and it became Santa's magic trap door. Btw - the dog didn't bite the Tooth Fairy because she was Santa's sister and helped him at Christmastime ...my best story ever!
Wow... That's, a great story! I would have believed it. ๐Ÿค”
My parents would unlock ๐Ÿ”“ the front door. My brother and I agreed that, THAT, was the way to let him in. Funny thing is, HE always locked the door on his way out. We never asked, HOW he managed THAT trick. I imagine he carried a spare set of keys.
Ahh... youth... life was simpler, with some of those lies... ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/25/2019 2:36 am

    Quoting author51:
    Good story my coffee mate.. a tiny little white lie to our kids is what we do to protect them.It is those big lies that tend to snowball as we get older that are not good.....
Ahh yes... the big ones!
THOSE are the ones ya want to avoid, right? Like the explanation of what Momie's dildo is used for?
Mixing pancake batter ๐Ÿฅž.... I presume. ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜•โ˜•โ˜•๐Ÿ‘


author51 59F  
128817 posts
6/25/2019 5:22 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Ahh yes... the big ones!
    THOSE are the ones ya want to avoid, right? Like the explanation of what Momie's dildo is used for?
    Mixing pancake batter ๐Ÿฅž.... I presume. ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜•โ˜•โ˜•๐Ÿ‘
LMFAO!!!!! Whip It! Whip it good......lol.


pocogato12 69F  
37175 posts
6/25/2019 5:31 am

I really do not recall my mom telling white lies but I bet she did- just nothing stands out. When I first moved into this new home and got a landline, I was getting all kinds of spam calls from lord knows where- you know that piggy-back thing or neighorhooding whatever it's called. I got tired of it and started answering: "How dare you call me when I have no clothes on" ( of course I was already dressed to go out). The calls stopped after about 2 months- got tired so seeing a naked aged female I guess.

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Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/25/2019 8:23 am

    Quoting author51:
    LMFAO!!!!! Whip It! Whip it good......lol.
.... and THAT'S why ya shouldn't let your grand kids messing around in your dresser.. lol... omg ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/25/2019 8:30 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I really do not recall my mom telling white lies but I bet she did- just nothing stands out. When I first moved into this new home and got a landline, I was getting all kinds of spam calls from lord knows where- you know that piggy-back thing or neighorhooding whatever it's called. I got tired of it and started answering: "How dare you call me when I have no clothes on" ( of course I was already dressed to go out). The calls stopped after about 2 months- got tired so seeing a naked aged female I guess.
Hmmm.. I woulda asked you to describe a body part... ๐Ÿ˜Š or what you were doing? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ lol..
I used to tell those telemarketers that my kitchen was on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ and I had to go.
Remember those computer scams Where they try to remotely log onto your computer ๐Ÿ–ฅ? I'd start the conversation by saying that I had Windows 95 and it would take about ten minutes for the PC to warm up... ๐Ÿ˜Š
I don't have a land line anymore... I miss those calls... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
You can call me any time... Let me know when, so I can get naked... ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/25/2019 8:34 am

    Quoting  :

Eeeeee..... Oooooooo๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Hmmm. yep.. That would annoy me, as well! ๐Ÿ‘
So you pretty much had the whole truth... ALL of the time. And that's ok, as well, right?
I don't think ya missed anything. Although... I was 15 when I finally figured out, Santa Clause ๐ŸŽ… was a myth... ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
6/25/2019 2:26 pm

    Quoting  :

I bet...
I'm surprised THOSE "guys" exist today. Ya figure, kids on the internet would figure all this out in a REAL hurry... ๐Ÿ˜Š


SeaGirlFL 57F
9220 posts
7/10/2019 6:11 pm

Gator tastes like chicken.

My kids are not aware of my membership here, either. I think it would break their brains to know Mom likes sex, and even more, that she writes erotic fiction, lol.

When my kids were small, yes...I did sugar coat some things that I didn't think they were ready to deal with. But it was rare.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." โ€“ Mark Black


Paulxx001 64M  
22457 posts
7/10/2019 8:08 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Gator tastes like chicken.

    My kids are not aware of my membership here, either. I think it would break their brains to know Mom likes sex, and even more, that she writes erotic fiction, lol.

    When my kids were small, yes...I did sugar coat some things that I didn't think they were ready to deal with. But it was rare.
True about gator tasting like chicken... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Same with frogs legs... and rattle ๐Ÿsnake...
You like sex? ๐Ÿค” hmmm.. interesting..
My daughters know. lol... I've let them read some of my stories. But then again.. my kids are in their twenties... and they begged me to read my stuff
I let them read the tame stuff first. But I've been writing for years... so they've read my kids stories that I wrote for them.

Uhhh... you like sex? ๐Ÿค” Really? ๐Ÿคค


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