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Rear View Mirrors... Sex Toys ๐ฅ... and Traffic Tips...๐ฎ
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Rear View Mirrors... Sex Toys ๐ฅ... and Traffic Tips...๐ฎ Note : A F F is deleting words in the text. Please be patient. I don't have anything, hanging from the rear view mirror, in my car. But SHE did. I understand why men, dangle wedding garters; they caught a trophy. Cd's...? You've failed, at burning one. I've never had beads, necklaces or feathers - gracing my sight lines. I haven't thought of attaching a 'dream catcher' or a set of keys. My headphones, always have a resting place; rather than flopping, side to side, in front of my face. Religious pictures or symbols; no thanks! I DID... try that green Christmas tree, air freshener - once. It freshened for a while... until it didn't. So the other day, there I was... moored, in the morning mess, of the freeway frenzy. And... well... You know, how you peer into the cars beside you, when you're bored? That's what I did. I was, surprised, by what I saw. Hanging from HER rear view mirror... was a dildo . It was bright pink. And it proudly bounced, up and down, to the rhythm, of the bumps in the road. I wondered what she might have been thinking. Was it a joke? Perhaps it served as inspiration and motivation for her. Was it a cherished gift, from a close friend?  She laughed and replied; "Not at all. It brings me good luck." Traffic nudged forward and began to merge into one lane. I motioned to her. She waved and scooted her car in front of me. "Ahhh..." then it dawned on me. "She uses IT, to get ahead in traffic jams. Smart move," I thought. Tomorrow... I'm stopping in at the Sex Shop and picking myself up a - 'Fleshlight'. I'll hang it on my rear view mirror. We'll see, if THAT gets me through traffic, any quicker. Can't be worse than it is. Heck... if I get horny I can... uh... never mind. I let another car, squeeze in front of me. She... was a cute red head. She waved. I sheepishly waved back. ....................................... So... Even if ya don't drive... Ya think women have an advantage, when it comes to moving about - in traffic? ๐ค Note : A F F is deleting words in the text. Please be patient. .........................................  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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I'd say YES! At least with me, they do. I'm always letting the ladies move, in front of me A pretty smile and that helpless, 'doe-eyed' look, they all have... seems to sway me. ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Although.... if I find a woman... is cutting me off and playing hardball with the rules of the road? Well... she can kiss my ass. I think the woman has to be sweet and at least, try.... and be nice! ๐ Yep... I'll say women, have an advantage in traffic, and OTHER things ! ๐ ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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thanks for the chuckle... what an idea....Dont believe I could pull it off... but good for her...LOL
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*snicker* *snort* *thumbs up* Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I think a sweet, smiling woman has an advantage when lanes are merging together but in general โฆ men will cut in front of a woman faster than A.FF can drop words from a blog post! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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No I don't think we have an advantage in traffic, at least not where I live anyways. And I would never hang something like that from my rear view mirror. I bet she gets by with a lot and it's a great conversational piece too..lol The only thing I have hanging from my rear view mirror, is a beautiful diamond prism. Its brought us pretty good luck over the years. You will have to tell me how the flesh light works from your rear view mirror once you hang it there. I hope your enjoying your hump day..  Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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thanks for the chuckle... what an idea....Dont believe I could pull it off... but good for her...LOL This city is big enough... I'd just be another WEIRD driver... ๐ Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yep... THAT'S a good one! ๐ It would definitely get the guy to think twice. But you're very polite... I'd let you in... ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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*snicker* *snort* *thumbs up* ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I think a sweet, smiling woman has an advantage when lanes are merging together but in general โฆ men will cut in front of a woman faster than A.FF can drop words from a blog post! Although... Will I jinx it if I say that I haven't noticed it for the last couple of posts? You? ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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No I don't think we have an advantage in traffic, at least not where I live anyways. And I would never hang something like that from my rear view mirror. I bet she gets by with a lot and it's a great conversational piece too..lol The only thing I have hanging from my rear view mirror, is a beautiful diamond prism. Its brought us pretty good luck over the years. You will have to tell me how the flesh light works from your rear view mirror once you hang it there. I hope your enjoying your hump day.. Ummm... I guess I'd have to take it down ๐ and then.. Hmmm... I've never used one. You have any experience with those things? ๐ค ๐ฅ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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hmmm.. ya think? ๐ That might be fun... no? ๐ค ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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When I am driving my work vehicle... I get let in all the time. In my personal vehicle I dont know that I have notice an advantage for traffic jams but definitely I have gotten out of some tickets
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When I am driving my work vehicle... I get let in all the time. In my personal vehicle I dont know that I have notice an advantage for traffic jams but definitely I have gotten out of some tickets Gotten out of some tickets ๐... omg... lol.. What did you say... pray tell.. ๐ ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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6/26/2019 8:09 pm |
Strong possibility!
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Strong possibility! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I can see you doing that... lol ๐ ๐ฎ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yeah... That's me as well. On or off the road... Something about how they look, I guess... ๐ Or the way they smell... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I've gotten out of some tickets... but NEVER when it's a female cop... Sheesh... ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Hm. No, I don't think women have any advantage in traffic. I think perhaps politeness plays a part though. Maybe women just smile and that gets your attention.  "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." โ Mark Black
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Hm. No, I don't think women have any advantage in traffic. I think perhaps politeness plays a part though. Maybe women just smile and that gets your attention. Do you smile? You seem to have it figured out... lol ๐ Yep... I imagine you do! ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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A warm smile... always gets my attention... and those fat Golden Retriever eyes... y'all are so good at. Ya know what I mean? ๐ค Do you smile? You seem to have it figured out... lol ๐ Yep... I imagine you do! ๐ I don't know if I do a good puppy dog eyes...but, I've been told I've got "bedroom" eyes, lol. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." โ Mark Black
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Yes, I smile...a lot. You are right on that. I don't know if I do a good puppy dog eyes...but, I've been told I've got "bedroom" eyes, lol. THOSE.... are the worst! Ya just can't escape them, when they catch your gaze. Don't open them.... if we ever meet... lol ๐ Hmmm... Ya see what I mean? You DO... have an advantage... lol ๐๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Your strategy of waiting... might be a good one... in another city... lol Not here. You'd be waiting forever... ๐ ๐ฎ Little cow girl ๐ง hats ๐งข...? That's sooo cute! ๐ I'd let you in... ๐ ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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