Prayers and Swearing... May Help You Find Your Life Partner... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ  

Paulxx001 64M  
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5/19/2020 11:04 am

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Prayers and Swearing... May Help You Find Your Life Partner... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Have you ever experienced panic; the type that takes your breath away, stalls your heart and squeezes the blood out of your head? It will grip your balls (or ovaries) in a vice โ€“ and wonโ€™t let go. Thatโ€™s the type of hell I went through yesterday. Yetโ€ฆ it all began as a casual walk - down by the lake.

I flung my knapsack quickly over my shoulders, locked the car doors and trudged down towards the grassy path and to the old convent โ€“ hugging that inlet over to my left. The sun beamed brightly in the clean blue sky as a fresh breeze blew in from the open water.ย ย I walked with a purpose; to get some exercise. The grounds were littered with people sprawled and promenading everywhere.

My usual routine was to hike around the old windmill, past the school, over to the marina and then across the soccer field and back to where I started from. The distance varies, but usually it would be three miles or so. Halfway through my jaunt โ€“ I paused to take a sip of water and thatโ€™sโ€ฆ when I noticed it.

There are five zippers on my rucksack and they were all closed โ€“ except for the one where I had placed my cell phone. It was open and my phone was nowhere to be found. โ€œOhโ€ฆ for fucks sake,โ€ I thought to myself, โ€œThis couldnโ€™t beโ€. Anyone who knows me knows how I love to brag about my stupid cell device; โ€˜Itโ€™s got the 'scratch โ€˜n sniff' option. It can power a small village in Africa. It can do anything a full sized computer can do. Blah, blah, blahโ€™.ย ย Iโ€™m sure some of you are sick of hearing me brag about the damn thing. Wellโ€ฆ my fucking phone - my โ€˜life partnerโ€™ - was lost.ย ย Yepโ€ฆ Thatโ€™s the moment I turned white and panicked.

Iโ€™d been walking for close to an hour in that packed park; I didnโ€™t loose a second. Fervently, I began retracing my steps exactly as I remembered them โ€“ all the while peering eagerly and nervously at the ground. My theory was; if I looked concerned enough, perhaps the person who found it would notice and walk up to me (smiling) and gift me, my precious piece of electronics. Dreams do come true โ€“ donโ€™t they?ย ย No such fricken luck. My imagination and the horror of what Iโ€™d done, gripped my throat, as I pictured the consequences of my stupidity.

Over two thousand pictures in storage โ€“ including my dick pics โ€“ were the LEAST of my concerns. I was still logged on to 'A F F' and I hadnโ€™t bothered to lock my phone. All of my passwords - to everything - were available to anyone.ย ย My electronic credit cards were visible and of course - I owed the phone company a substantial amount of money for the balance of the lease on that brand new piece of lost hardware! I prayed, if there was a God or any Higher Deity - He or She would forgive some of my transgressions and help me locate my dear lifeline. As I eventually approached the parking lot (and my car), I was sad, depressed and beside myself with anguish over my dumb carelessness. How could I have been so stupid? And thenโ€ฆ

As I neared my car, I spied a black rectangular thingy lying five feet from my door โ€“ right next to a parked motorcycle. โ€œWas it? Could it be?โ€œ, I screamed in my head. โ€œThereโ€™s my fucking phone,โ€ย ย intact, unbroken, unharmed and waiting - for me to pick it up. I donโ€™t think you can imagine my joy, my disbelief - my utter happiness. It must have fallen out of my knapsack when I flipped it over my shoulders. What a HUGE relief!

Unfortunately, I wonโ€™t be on this site as often as I used to be. Iโ€™ve made some promises I have to keep and I donโ€™t believe my church permits cell phone use on sex sites, during the thrice daily services.

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/19/2020 11:05 am

Iโ€™ve lost other things over the years. Some Iโ€™ve recovered and others; never to be seen again.

What panic story of loss (or almost loss) do you have...
... and did prayers help? ๐Ÿค”

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/19/2020 11:06 am

Did I ever tell you the story of when I lost the keys to my car down an elevator shaft in a hotel โ€“ at four in the morning? Hmmmโ€ฆ Perhaps thatโ€™s a tale for another time.๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท

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superbjversion2 66F
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5/19/2020 11:42 am

I am so glad tragedy was averted! And thanks for making me so glad that I don't have to worry about that stuff with a flip phone!

I love that windmill. Put that on my list of places to see should I ever visit Montreal.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


author51 59F  
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5/19/2020 12:23 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Iโ€™ve lost other things over the years. Some Iโ€™ve recovered and others; never to be seen again.

    What panic story of loss (or almost loss) do you have...
    ... and did prayers help? ๐Ÿค”
The panic of losing a loved one, or my three children when they were small and now Thanking God and one of the many reasons why I do not have my entire life story on a cell phone that is easily lost, wrecked or found by others and depending on it my coffee mate...I pray about what matters the most in life.. Cell phones for me is not one of them....

Your story here is one of many as to why I do not use one....Harder to lose a Huge computer on a desk or a laptop.....

I was just talking to one about society's reliance on Fucking cell phones and how society itself is lost without them.. Makes me sad for those who are....Like really sad.....


author51 59F  
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5/19/2020 12:26 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Iโ€™ve lost other things over the years. Some Iโ€™ve recovered and others; never to be seen again.

    What panic story of loss (or almost loss) do you have...
    ... and did prayers help? ๐Ÿค”
To me, my coffee mate, a Life partner is a person to hug, to feel, to touch, to kiss, to tell them face to face that you love them..When one relies on a cell phone or technology, that is no life at all...


author51 59F  
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5/19/2020 12:36 pm

    Quoting author51:
    The panic of losing a loved one, or my three children when they were small and now Thanking God and one of the many reasons why I do not have my entire life story on a cell phone that is easily lost, wrecked or found by others and depending on it my coffee mate...I pray about what matters the most in life.. Cell phones for me is not one of them....

    Your story here is one of many as to why I do not use one....Harder to lose a Huge computer on a desk or a laptop.....

    I was just talking to one about society's reliance on Fucking cell phones and how society itself is lost without them.. Makes me sad for those who are....Like really sad.....
Thanks for the inspiration on tomorrow afternoon's post though my morning coffee mate....


Gottdatgood 56F

5/19/2020 12:45 pm

Wow glad you found it!!!

Gottdatgood


sexyldy1000 61F  
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5/19/2020 1:07 pm

When you have your 'whole life' enshrined on your phone, anytime you 'misplace' it can be cause for panic. Perhaps it wouldn't have been still laying there if concerns about picking up 'germs' didn't exist thanks to the 'virus'
Although it was a different type of 'loss', my 'moments of panic' occurred when I was to appear in court regarding a matter with my soon to be 'ex'. We happened to end up on the same elevator along with a deaf person when it stalled between floors. I was more worried about getting reprimanded by the Judge for being late. After what seemed like a lifetime, the looks on people's faces when we both exited was priceless.


Tmptrzz 59F  
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5/19/2020 1:30 pm

I have had that happen to me before and it sucks you get all panicky. And then when I got home it was in the living room thank god. I am so glad you found your phone, and you have to be really careful. I hope you get to enjoy another walk this time put your phone in your pants pocket..:

I hope you enjoy the rest of your day..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


smartasswoman 64F  
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5/19/2020 2:03 pm

That is a fantastic (i.e. hilarious ) title to go with this story.

I'm happy that I have the version that uses a fingerprint to unlock...although I suppose if I dropped it and someone picked it up during the 30 seconds or so before it went black, I might be in trouble.

Usually when I'm in a panic like that it turns out that I put it in a different pocket of my backpack. There have also been a couple of times when the phone fell into the crack between the seats in the car....I do 'find my iPhone' and I KNOW it's somewhere in the house or garage but cannot find it....the worst!


Naughtypursuit 54F  
2761 posts
5/19/2020 2:07 pm

I've lost lots of things but never my cell phone. Don't ever lose a key fob -exxxxpensive. My cell phone is very secured. I've never worried about losing it. My pics upload to the cloud right away and there is no way anyone could get anything useful off it.

I need to get back to the older parts of Quebec - have loved my trips there. We used to spend lots of time there growing up as both parents families are from there. Great pictures.


Paulxx001 64M  
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5/19/2020 3:12 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I am so glad tragedy was averted! And thanks for making me so glad that I don't have to worry about that stuff with a flip phone!

    I love that windmill. Put that on my list of places to see should I ever visit Montreal.
Phones are easy to manage when you have security measures in place. I do but I got careless and never flipped the switch. My bad! I was over confident. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฎ
That windmill is circa - 1784, and it's interesting but we can't step in there. I keep waiting for the tour. It's an interesting place to visit... That's for sure.
There are other spots with open doors and if you like history - the city was founded on May 17, 1674. So... ๐Ÿ‘โ—How's your list of lighthouses? Ya think things will open up for you this summer? ๐Ÿค”

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/19/2020 3:14 pm

    Quoting author51:
    The panic of losing a loved one, or my three children when they were small and now Thanking God and one of the many reasons why I do not have my entire life story on a cell phone that is easily lost, wrecked or found by others and depending on it my coffee mate...I pray about what matters the most in life.. Cell phones for me is not one of them....

    Your story here is one of many as to why I do not use one....Harder to lose a Huge computer on a desk or a laptop.....

    I was just talking to one about society's reliance on Fucking cell phones and how society itself is lost without them.. Makes me sad for those who are....Like really sad.....
Well... ya make some valid points. But to be honest? I messed up. I have tons of security in place where (if I was paying attention) I never would have panicked.
I was really, really careless. That's not me... ooops! ๐Ÿ‘
But I get your point! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ I was an idiot!

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/19/2020 3:17 pm

    Quoting author51:
    To me, my coffee mate, a Life partner is a person to hug, to feel, to touch, to kiss, to tell them face to face that you love them..When one relies on a cell phone or technology, that is no life at all...
True... and I was making a joke about us cell phone peeps - who rely too heavily on phones for their life info.
I was making fun of my OWN reliance on that piece of technology.
Point taken! ๐Ÿ‘ โ—
And supposedly... I'm a trained professional? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/19/2020 3:19 pm

    Quoting author51:
    Thanks for the inspiration on tomorrow afternoon's post though my morning coffee mate....
Go for it! ๐Ÿ‘
I still swear by my little baby... She's a powerful little girl... in the right hands ๐Ÿ‘.
My phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ I mean! ๐Ÿ‘ lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ โ— ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/19/2020 3:21 pm

So am I... so am I. Huge sigh of relief when I found it lying there! I don't know if you rely on yours to the extent that I do? You might have felt the same, no? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/19/2020 3:26 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    When you have your 'whole life' enshrined on your phone, anytime you 'misplace' it can be cause for panic. Perhaps it wouldn't have been still laying there if concerns about picking up 'germs' didn't exist thanks to the 'virus'
    Although it was a different type of 'loss', my 'moments of panic' occurred when I was to appear in court regarding a matter with my soon to be 'ex'. We happened to end up on the same elevator along with a deaf person when it stalled between floors. I was more worried about getting reprimanded by the Judge for being late. After what seemed like a lifetime, the looks on people's faces when we both exited was priceless.
It's true about that virus and why the phone was untouched. Although... it looked like discarded black piece of plastic... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Good point about that bug.
Your moment with your ex sounds like a classic worthy of greater detail,
But I can imagine.
Didja talk while waiting for elevator to move? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ—

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/19/2020 3:31 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    That is a fantastic (i.e. hilarious ) title to go with this story.

    I'm happy that I have the version that uses a fingerprint to unlock...although I suppose if I dropped it and someone picked it up during the 30 seconds or so before it went black, I might be in trouble.

    Usually when I'm in a panic like that it turns out that I put it in a different pocket of my backpack. There have also been a couple of times when the phone fell into the crack between the seats in the car....I do 'find my iPhone' and I KNOW it's somewhere in the house or garage but cannot find it....the worst!
I'm glad someone got the irony in the title! ๐Ÿ‘
The thing is... I have ALL of those features, but because I always stop and take pics.... I had deactivated ALL of those features.
To be clear though... I wasn't concerned about data - as much as I was condemned that I hadn't LOCKED ๐Ÿ”’ the damn thing!
Stupid me. Ya think I learned my lesson? ๐Ÿค”
When I'm with my phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ and want to take a pic.
. I don't want to wait a second. Perhaps NOW... I will! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š
Do use that fingerprint thingy?
I think I'll try mine..
lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/19/2020 3:36 pm

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    I've lost lots of things but never my cell phone. Don't ever lose a key fob -exxxxpensive. My cell phone is very secured. I've never worried about losing it. My pics upload to the cloud right away and there is no way anyone could get anything useful off it.

    I need to get back to the older parts of Quebec - have loved my trips there. We used to spend lots of time there growing up as both parents families are from there. Great pictures.
The irony of this minor crisis is that my phone is equipped with ALL of the latest security switches. I just didn't click them on. I wanted to take pictures quickly. Yeah... I use the cloud ๐ŸŒฅ as a well.
Ask me if I'll be more careful in the future? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
There are great photo ops here - with all history surrounding me.
Sounds to me like I could have used your advice - before I carelessly stepped out of my car! ๐Ÿ‘ So... dja ever work in IT security? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Ya have it down pat! ๐Ÿ‘ โ—๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/19/2020 3:48 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I have had that happen to me before and it sucks you get all panicky. And then when I got home it was in the living room thank god. I am so glad you found your phone, and you have to be really careful. I hope you get to enjoy another walk this time put your phone in your pants pocket..:

    I hope you enjoy the rest of your day..
Ooo... that's happed to me and then... I walk into my house and lo and behold - there it was. Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Boy did I breathe a sigh of relief, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿค”
I was shocked to see my phone lying in the parking lot... can you imagine? ๐Ÿ˜‚
Yep... we live and die with those phones. Or at least I do. Although it's the first time I've left my phone outside, next to my car. โ—๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž

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smartasswoman 64F  
35758 posts
5/19/2020 4:52 pm

I agree it's a pain to snap pictures when the phone is locked. I finally learned that on an iPhone you can just swipe from the lock screen (without putting in passcode or fingerprint) and it will take you straight to the camera.

If you have an Android your mileage may vary!


mc_justmc 61M  
6928 posts
5/19/2020 5:57 pm

I've had that feeling and yes, it's happened over my phone, but fortunately I found mine before I promised to join a monastery..


pocogato12 69F  
37204 posts
5/19/2020 6:07 pm

I really feel fro you and for those whose lives are embedded in their cell phones, Fortunately you recovered yours. Yes, I have one but noting is in is that would cripple me financially. I have no financial apps and I do not shop using my cell phone. Unfortunately, the entire world thinks everyone has one or should get one. 99% of places that I say I have a landline are stunned. Now for the agonizing portion I had my passport in my hand along with my driver's license and car registration on Augusts 18t when I left DMV. In My Hand!! I cannot find my passport!! ANYWHERE And The US Passport is not issuing any new ones due to COVID, Yep so I am having a hidden panic attack

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Only_one_14 52F
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5/19/2020 8:14 pm

God bless you๐Ÿ’œ

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Paulxx001 64M  
22474 posts
5/19/2020 11:43 pm

Well Thanks. Do you know HIM?
He coulda saved me an hour of fucking headaches and a mild heart attack if he'd shown himself ( and my damn phone ) sooner.... But thanks

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/19/2020 11:45 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I agree it's a pain to snap pictures when the phone is locked. I finally learned that on an iPhone you can just swipe from the lock screen (without putting in passcode or fingerprint) and it will take you straight to the camera.

    If you have an Android your mileage may vary!
I can do the same on mine... but I'm anal and just like things a certain way... with the whole phone working and up and running. But I get your point. I need to practice.
BTW... this has never happened to me before.
The things I was thinking lol... It was bad... Really bad !

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/20/2020 12:00 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I've had that feeling and yes, it's happened over my phone, but fortunately I found mine before I promised to join a monastery..
lol...
I came T H I S close . . . and I was 100 yards from the an ancient convent.
I was considering a change of gender... lol Yep. Panic is a strange drug !

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/20/2020 12:05 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I really feel fro you and for those whose lives are embedded in their cell phones, Fortunately you recovered yours. Yes, I have one but noting is in is that would cripple me financially. I have no financial apps and I do not shop using my cell phone. Unfortunately, the entire world thinks everyone has one or should get one. 99% of places that I say I have a landline are stunned. Now for the agonizing portion I had my passport in my hand along with my driver's license and car registration on Augusts 18t when I left DMV. In My Hand!! I cannot find my passport!! ANYWHERE And The US Passport is not issuing any new ones due to COVID, Yep so I am having a hidden panic attack
The irony of this whole thing is - that I have a state of the art 'everything on it' phone with all the security features you can think of; I just didn't turn them on because I was only going for a walk . Who woulda thunk?
I messed up badly.
Now about your passport.....Eeeeee...... That's a rough one. Ya think someone else is parading around with your smile on their document?
That's a pretty bad one. Especially since you never found it. Hmmm So... Whatcha gonna do?

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jajo696 67F
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5/20/2020 2:38 am

Yes.....i ve had that feeling. Came home from work, called to husband...no answer.....so i go upstairs to see him on the floor beside the bed, unable to answer me. It was raining, the ambulance driver, cautions me to ' be careful following us to the hospital'. The feeling overcame me, when they wouldnt take me to his curtained off area, but instead led me to this small dimly lit room, and left me there alone. The feeling was overwhelming. What was maybe 8 minutes, seemed like hours , when a dr n nurse came in to tell me my husband (my lifeline ) was now dead.

I am very glad you were able to recover yours ~~

Stay safe ....


jajo696 67F
4172 posts
5/20/2020 2:45 am

Yes.....i ve had that feeling. Came home from work, called to husband...no answer.....so i go upstairs to see him on the floor beside the bed, unable to answer me. It was raining, the ambulance driver, cautions me to ' be careful following us to the hospital'. The feeling overcame me, when they wouldnt take me to his curtained off area, but instead led me to this small dimly lit room, and left me there alone. The feeling was overwhelming. What was maybe 8 minutes, seemed like hours , when a dr n nurse came in to tell me my husband (my lifepartner for 42 yrs ) was now dead.

I am very glad you were able to recover yours ~~

......and no prayers and swearing didnt help then and hasnt helped in the aftermath

Stay safe ....


Naughtypursuit 54F  
2761 posts
5/20/2020 5:06 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    The irony of this minor crisis is that my phone is equipped with ALL of the latest security switches. I just didn't click them on. I wanted to take pictures quickly. Yeah... I use the cloud ๐ŸŒฅ as a well.
    Ask me if I'll be more careful in the future? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
    There are great photo ops here - with all history surrounding me.
    Sounds to me like I could have used your advice - before I carelessly stepped out of my car! ๐Ÿ‘ So... dja ever work in IT security? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Ya have it down pat! ๐Ÿ‘ โ—๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž
No IT security but ya a type of security where a misstep could be career limiting. Just wait a couple of year until I am just near retirement then I will be losing my work cell everywhere...lol.


Paulxx001 64M  
22474 posts
5/20/2020 11:06 am

    Quoting jajo696:
    Yes.....i ve had that feeling. Came home from work, called to husband...no answer.....so i go upstairs to see him on the floor beside the bed, unable to answer me. It was raining, the ambulance driver, cautions me to ' be careful following us to the hospital'. The feeling overcame me, when they wouldnt take me to his curtained off area, but instead led me to this small dimly lit room, and left me there alone. The feeling was overwhelming. What was maybe 8 minutes, seemed like hours , when a dr n nurse came in to tell me my husband (my lifeline ) was now dead.

    I am very glad you were able to recover yours ~~

    Stay safe ....
Your 'lifeline' was significantly more important, vital and impactful than my trivial phone.
Perspective on life's trials and tribulations can be measured in so many ways. I eventually would have survived the loss of my phone.
I hope you eventually found some solace somewhere, somehow in your loss.

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/20/2020 11:09 am

    Quoting jajo696:
    Yes.....i ve had that feeling. Came home from work, called to husband...no answer.....so i go upstairs to see him on the floor beside the bed, unable to answer me. It was raining, the ambulance driver, cautions me to ' be careful following us to the hospital'. The feeling overcame me, when they wouldnt take me to his curtained off area, but instead led me to this small dimly lit room, and left me there alone. The feeling was overwhelming. What was maybe 8 minutes, seemed like hours , when a dr n nurse came in to tell me my husband (my lifepartner for 42 yrs ) was now dead.

    I am very glad you were able to recover yours ~~

    ......and no prayers and swearing didnt help then and hasnt helped in the aftermath

    Stay safe ....
There is always solace in prayer. Notwithstanding my facetious attempt to make light of MY plight - I have used prayer, meditation, and other means to put closure on things that have affected me in life.
I hope .... somehow you can find solace eventually .... It exists...

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/20/2020 11:15 am

    Quoting  :

I've lost a cell phone in my car FFS. Had to get a neighbor to call me so I could find the thing.
I've also lost one in my home.... Had another neighbor call.
Then there was this one time I lost it in the house... but the phone battery went dead. TWO fricken days later....
I was so angry at that damn device I punished it by throwing it out and getting a brand new one - with extended battery life.
Ah.... Phones. The shit they've put me (perhaps all of us) through.

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japaneseass 54F
50216 posts
5/20/2020 11:42 am

ohhhh i knew it...you have scratch and smell on your phone...somehow, i can feel it??? what you doing there to my pictures....you are about to make me cum!!! mmmmMMMm


secret_lade 47F
9042 posts
5/20/2020 4:57 pm

I can't even tell you how many times I've lost my phone.... It has spent an entire day in my drive way. It has been left in the restroom at work. It has somehow managed to travel under the hood of my car when I checked the oil. One of my old phones still reside under Ocqueoc Falls... As I dropped it in while taking a pic.


Paulxx001 64M  
22474 posts
5/20/2020 7:07 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    ohhhh i knew it...you have scratch and smell on your phone...somehow, i can feel it??? what you doing there to my pictures....you are about to make me cum!!! mmmmMMMm
Scratch n sniff is a great option! So... ya can feel THAT? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Oooo... kool. Let me nudge you... a bit. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆโ—๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/20/2020 7:13 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I can't even tell you how many times I've lost my phone.... It has spent an entire day in my drive way. It has been left in the restroom at work. It has somehow managed to travel under the hood of my car when I checked the oil. One of my old phones still reside under Ocqueoc Falls... As I dropped it in while taking a pic.
Ok... Those falls? Classic and sad ๐Ÿ˜”. I would have freaked out!
And how... could that phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ ever remained lodged in that engine compartment? ๐Ÿค” Yep... phones and the stuff they put us in through.
I lost my phone in my home and the battery was almost dead. I heard it ring once... before it said goodbye. Turned my house upside down to try and find that bugger. Agh... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Paulxx001 64M  
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5/20/2020 7:22 pm

    Quoting  :

lol ๐Ÿ˜‚... THAT, sounds like a classic! It seems when any of us are in a situation where we loose something valuable, we're in that twilight zone between - prayer and SWEARING ๐Ÿคฌ. I wonder which one works best?
So... ya musta been happy for bumper find! lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ‘

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pollly_anna 58F  
697 posts
5/23/2020 6:03 pm

Lets see how many believe this story.


Paulxx001 replies on 5/23/2020 10:47 pm:
You appreciate honesty - or so your profile states - so trust me; THIS, was a true story. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜Šโ—
I would have taken a picture of my phone next to that motor cycle but IT, was lying on the ground. It's tough to do the impossible, right? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

Paulxx001 64M  
22474 posts
5/23/2020 7:41 pm

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    Lets see how many believe this story.
lol ๐Ÿ˜‚... The funny thing is...
... it's true.
Strange how life throws you curve balls, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Anyway... I found that phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ beside my car. It DOES sound unbelievable. That's why I was so happy to see it laying there. Ya never had something strange happen to ya? ๐Ÿ˜Š

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flannel_light 59F  
4492 posts
6/2/2020 11:54 am

I have lost a few things in my life and one was a child. As for my cell phone, I do not have anything in it and half of the time I never carry it with me. As for a life partner,yelling and screaming at the Lord will not get you that. Yes I ask him to put the one in my life every night, but it will happen when God thinks I am ready. Everything is in is time not your's .

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Paulxx001 64M  
22474 posts
6/2/2020 3:00 pm

    Quoting flannel_light:
    I have lost a few things in my life and one was a child. As for my cell phone, I do not have anything in it and half of the time I never carry it with me. As for a life partner,yelling and screaming at the Lord will not get you that. Yes I ask him to put the one in my life every night, but it will happen when God thinks I am ready. Everything is in is time not your's .
Loosing a child is certainly more vital than what I lost.
I guess I'm reliant on that thing a touch too much, if you know what I mean.
It was a panic situation and at the time - prayers and getting angry were my two options.
You're lucky you're NOT tied to your phone . Good for you !!!
I understand what you mean.

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