Masturbation... Is It The Key To Success... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฎ  

Paulxx001 64M  
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12/5/2019 1:10 pm

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Masturbation... Is It The Key To Success... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฎ


The - 'year end sales' - meeting, had been going on for hours. It was harsh and intense. F.ourteen of us had been sitting there round a table, squirming... and by that time of the day - we were all a bit haggard and beat up. Then... I got a great idea on how to feel better.

I took advantage of the break, went into o.ne the private bathrooms and stood by the sink ; not to pee but, to relieve some tension. I know what you're thinking ; "Paul... that's not very professional." Yes but... it's a very effective way to relax. It only took a few minutes ; I was motivated. After I'd reached my goal - I felt sooo much better. I rushed out... back into the carnage of that huddle. Everyone was settling in.

As I breezed into the conference room and took my spot... she paused. Diane ( the attractive Eastern Sales Rep sitting next to me), lifted her chin, turned her head and looked at me. I sat down and noticed her stare... which by now was a smirk. I squinted at her, shrugged my shoulders and asked ; "What?"

She replied with raised eyebrows and leaned over, with a whisper... that only I heard ; "Did you just go fuck yourself?"

I almost choked on my own saliva. I mean seriously? She couldn't have known. Was there a stain on my pants or had she smelt something. Or was it the peaceful look on my face that gave me away? How could she have known?

She glanced at me... a number of times ; a smile permanently painted on the corners of her lips. Then... the VP sales (he's a real asshole), asked her a question. It was like a barrel of crushed ice, had been dropped on top of both of us.

My mind drifted... as the myriad of revenue numbers, hypnotically flashed on a screen.

If youโ€™re not already masturbating regularly, you might want to add it into your daily routine. Masturbation releasesย dopamine, and oxytocin and a slew of other chemicals which lowers pain and increase endorphins and makes you feel good. All in all... a purely therapeutic and happy event, worthy of a few minutes of your time.

When that sales manager woke me from my stupor and asked, what I thought we needed to do, to increase sales ; my first thought was to say - "Let's all masturbate more often."

I didn't. I suggested something lame like - 'trying harder'. Which come to think of it ; is a pretty good idea as well. I looked at Diane after I'd answered and visualized her... uh... you know. I'd use that image for my next session.

Everyone needs an incentive, don't we? ๐Ÿค”

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Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/5/2019 1:11 pm

I've matured. I don't masturbate any more.
Of course... I don't masturbate any less... ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/5/2019 1:11 pm

Motivation for me?
I seem to drift towards porn on a favorite web site - 'Pornhub'. It's crazy the stuff on there.

What do you think about or use for your therapy ? Or do you just perv your favorite friend here on A F F? ๐Ÿค”


1seeking1 56F
3767 posts
12/5/2019 1:59 pm

Yes so many health benefits, every morning in shower my daily stress relief. No privacy here for more then that.


40Plus4Ongoing 27M

12/5/2019 3:19 pm

They are going to dock your pay


secret_lade 47F
9015 posts
12/5/2019 4:15 pm

In the middle of the night when I can't sleep.... It's almost become a nightly ritual.


Tmptrzz 59F  
106215 posts
12/5/2019 4:36 pm

So glad you were able to destress, and continue with your meeting. And your so right we all need a great incentive. Thanks for sharing part of your day with us and I hope your evening is a great one..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


maturesextimes 66M/64F

12/5/2019 4:43 pm

as a couple we been doing weekly masturbation night for few years now,,,great stress relief.


sexyldy1000 61F  
9569 posts
12/5/2019 5:15 pm

A little โ€˜meโ€™ time always leads to a great nightโ€™s sleep. I donโ€™t have a set routine or frequency. Since I donโ€™t watch porn, I will think of someone I have been with or would like to be (no Hollywood crushes).


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/5/2019 5:25 pm

    Quoting  :

Unless they turn to you with a question... and you haven't heard a word they've said.๐Ÿ˜ถ


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/5/2019 5:26 pm

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Yes so many health benefits, every morning in shower my daily stress relief. No privacy here for more then that.
Ooo... You're quick, crafty... AND clean! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/5/2019 5:28 pm

    Quoting  :

That's true! ๐Ÿ˜Š
Drop by any time. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/5/2019 5:29 pm

If they knew... lol Good point though. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/5/2019 5:30 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    In the middle of the night when I can't sleep.... It's almost become a nightly ritual.
It certainly will put you to sleep won't it? ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/5/2019 5:33 pm

    Quoting  :

... OR... technology is improving and you're buying BETTER batteries? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ”ฅ
If you have an imagination, there'll always be hope. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’™


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/5/2019 5:35 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    So glad you were able to destress, and continue with your meeting. And your so right we all need a great incentive. Thanks for sharing part of your day with us and I hope your evening is a great one..
I wouldn't be surprised to hear that more people do it. ๐Ÿค”
Have a great night.๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/5/2019 5:37 pm

    Quoting maturesextimes:
    as a couple we been doing weekly masturbation night for few years now,,,great stress relief.
Sounds like a lot of fun. I know exactly what you mean. Yep... I'm thinking about it right now. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Thanks for popping in. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/5/2019 5:41 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    A little โ€˜meโ€™ time always leads to a great nightโ€™s sleep. I donโ€™t have a set routine or frequency. Since I donโ€™t watch porn, I will think of someone I have been with or would like to be (no Hollywood crushes).
Reeeelee... hmmm... ๐Ÿ˜Š
So... Who ya thinkin of... and whatcha doin? ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ’ง
I'm all ears. ๐Ÿ˜Š
Oh and Happy Birthday. ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐Ÿ’ again.


mc_justmc 61M  
6927 posts
12/5/2019 7:24 pm

I'm sure she smelled it. They can always smell it. Check the top of your shoes....


author51 59F  
129116 posts
12/6/2019 12:14 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Motivation for me?
    I seem to drift towards porn on a favorite web site - 'Pornhub'. It's crazy the stuff on there.

    What do you think about or use for your therapy ? Or do you just perv your favorite friend here on A F F? ๐Ÿค”
Masturbation helps stimulate the mind as well as take the pressure off so to speak my coffee mate..Good for you I say..lol. I perv the sexy men's photos here and have been known to watch some Porn on Pornhub myself....


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/6/2019 12:16 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I'm sure she smelled it. They can always smell it. Check the top of your shoes....
You're probably right about that.๐Ÿค”
That 'shoe' tip would have come in handy.


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/6/2019 12:43 am

    Quoting author51:
    Masturbation helps stimulate the mind as well as take the pressure off so to speak my coffee mate..Good for you I say..lol. I perv the sexy men's photos here and have been known to watch some Porn on Pornhub myself....
There are some interesting profiles here with wonderful pics and hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ really videos, no? ๐Ÿค”
I've watched a few here. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘


EnigmaInitiative 53F
5772 posts
12/6/2019 7:18 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Motivation for me?
    I seem to drift towards porn on a favorite web site - 'Pornhub'. It's crazy the stuff on there.

    What do you think about or use for your therapy ? Or do you just perv your favorite friend here on A F F? ๐Ÿค”
I masturbate a few times a day, and my motivation is usually just whatever my mind comes up with at the time.

Great story, by the way.

Happy Friday

Friday Farm Day is up on the others side. Just wait till you see what's happening!


Livin_my_Life14 51F

12/6/2019 8:21 am

Sexy story. I love the idea of my lover taking care of himself for me.


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/6/2019 8:31 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    I masturbate a few times a day, and my motivation is usually just whatever my mind comes up with at the time.

    Great story, by the way.

    Happy Friday
Happy Friday to you as well. ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š
I hope you're motivated today. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜€


secret_lade 47F
9015 posts
12/7/2019 2:02 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    It certainly will put you to sleep won't it? ๐Ÿ˜Š
It does.... But I much prefer the real thing. Breathless, warm bodies entwined within each other.


Paulxx001 replies on 12/7/2019 11:20 pm:
So true... ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ’•

scoupe42 58M  
13026 posts
12/7/2019 7:46 pm

When times are hard, we just have to take matters in our own hands!


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/7/2019 11:19 pm

    Quoting  :

Someone has to carry the flag ๐Ÿšฉ.
You understand, right? ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/7/2019 11:21 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    When times are hard, we just have to take matters in our own hands!
Point well made! ๐Ÿ‘
Yep. Good one! ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/8/2019 1:14 pm

    Quoting  :

Yeah... That's the way it goes, doesn't it? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜Š


pocogato12 69F  
37198 posts
12/13/2019 11:17 am

I've been so busy doing cook ies I havent made the ME time and I forgot the slushies-

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Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/13/2019 11:23 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I've been so busy doing cook ies I havent made the ME time and I forgot the slushies-
Yeah... I noticed. Are you passing all those baked goodies out? ๐Ÿค”
Well... there's always a way when you're waiting for the cake to rise?
Slushies, ya forgot? omg ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 64M  
22492 posts
12/13/2019 11:29 am

    Quoting  :

Lol... Eyes closed is good. Sure!
Escalating point? Pushed to the edge? ๐Ÿค”
You'd be begging me for a nudge... off THAT cliff! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
I'd oblige... then watch as the tremors took over. So much fun to help out, then enjoy those cute little spasms as they overwhelm your head and body. ๐Ÿ˜Š hmmm... ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Damn... Now THAT little head is motivated. Oh you! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


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