Large Coffee ☕ and A Vibrator... Please  

Paulxx001 65M  
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1/15/2019 1:44 am

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Large Coffee ☕ and A Vibrator... Please

I hadn't seen FrankeeZee (my buddy from that other sex site- ™FOGCAF ), since before the holidays. When he texted me with an invitation, to join him for lunch, at Mickey Dee's - I texted him right back.

'R we going to get a seat? It's lunch time on a school day.' 

'No worries. I made a reservation.' , was his reply.

"Reservation - at a Mickey Dee's ? How's that possible?" I thought. But... then again, I was headed to a part of town, that I wasn't familiar with. Good thinking, on Frankee's part though. By the time I got there, it was prime time. The from the high school next door, had jammed the place. The clatter and chatter and laughter of young voices, filled the whole space. There weren't any free seats. Yet there sat FrankeeZee - at a table, right by the ' area, next to a cluster of MILF's, who were eagerly checking their phones. FrankeeZee, was checking them out... above the edge, of a book he held.

"Hey Frankee. How's it going? Good to see you."

"Hey Paul. Glad you could make it. I ordered my usual. They're going to c.all my n.umber. What are you having? It's my treat..."

"Hmmm... Not really hungry. I've already had my lunch. I might have a coffee later. So... whatcha been up to?"

FrankeeZee had his laptop with him (as he usually did), so he was probably working on his latest blog.

" just working on my latest blog, Paul. Kind of a... summary piece, on what I did over the holidays. Wanna read what I have so far?" and he slid his laptop over to my side of the table.

I unbuttoned my coat and began to read. It was the typical sort of stuff... visiting family and friends. I was surprised to read, that FrankeeZee, had made a New Year's Resolution. It read - 'When I babysit for my brother's , I promise NOT to get hammered, until AFTER the fall asleep.' -  "Hmmm ... a worthy resolution ," I thought. Eventually, I stopped reading, at an unfinished sentence... "So you went to your cousin's place for New Year's. What happened there ?"

"Oh yeah... that was cool. So my cousin Tony, had a gang of people over, right? After dinner, he pulls out the karaoke machine, and calls his little 6 year downstairs... to show off her singing - you know?  My cousin's always showing off his , right?  Anyway... tiny Francesca, comes down the stairs, dressed up, in her cute , red dress. Then the music starts and she grabs the mic, and starts screaming her lungs out ... to this song by Megadeth . My cousin and his wife, were real proud. Nona almost had a heart attack. The guests, were in total shock.  I was impressed...  I mean, when a 6 year , can screech out the lyrics -  "There's only blackness. The end is coming. All my friends are dead." - Hey... 'nuff said, right? The fucking nailed it ! 

I looked at FrankeeZee and nodded my head. "It wasn't a Megadeth song . It was - Lil Uzi Vert ,  who played THAT tune," I thought to myself. "So what else is new Frankee?"

"Well, our sex site is giving away those new RV's, so I.m gonna give it a try. It's the latest thing in sex site technology. You guys must have it... right ?"

"I have no idea, what you're talking about Frankee. You're not talking about a motor home, are you? What's an RV ?"

"It's a Remote Vibrator. It's activated through a phone app, via blue tooth, no matter where you are on the planet. Works 24/7. You wear it, strapped to your private parts ... then when someone pervs you, or looks at your profile pics and other stuff - it vibrates your dick or pussy. Supposedly... if the other person is watching one of your videos - you can get an orgasm, at the same time they have one! It's really cool. Anyway... it's free and with the shipping, it's only $24.99 . Don't you guys have that?"

I shook my head. "No. We don't have that, Frankee. We have blog wars though," I replied... rubbing my temple.

"Really ? Oooo... That reminds me. The website, started paying me for my blogs now. Can you believe it? I mean... the top 200 bloggers, get 100 points, for every new blog posted. And... you can redeem them for prizes. Is that cool? I have to post 5 blogs per day, just to keep up with the top bloggers. That means, I.m getting 500 points each day, and I get another 10 points for each comment, that I make. I.m leaving 100 comments each day, so... I.m making an easy - 1,500 points every day. Is that crazy... or what?"

"Really? You're getting 100 points per blog, and 10 points per comment? Wow ! That's a heck of a lotta time and energy, you've gotta spend on that stuff, each day... no ? What kind of prizes, can you redeem your points for? Does it p.ay for your membership?" I asked, rather intrigued.

"No... no... no... You can only, use it for the prizes. What type of prizes? Hang on a second. I'll check." FrankeeZee pulled his laptop open and scoured the home page of his sex site. "Oh... here it is... Yep... Ok then... Here's one... 400,000 points, gets you a Mickey Dee coupon, for a large coffee."

"So... let me get this straight. At the rate you're earning points, it's going take you 8 1/2 months, to earn enough points, for a large coffee, at Mickey Dee's? Are you kidding me ? That's fucked up Frankee!"

"Nah... Your math is wrong Paul."

I showed FrankeeZee my phone calculator. He looked back at me.

"At least I.m getting paid. What are you getting? Blog Wars... ! " and he crossed his arms indignantly. "And... I.m having fun... How much fun are you having Paul?"

He had a point... about being paid, that is.

Over the loudspeaker, we heard the n.umber '1049' being called. That was FrankeeZee's ticket. He went up to the counter, to pick up his Happy Meal. I wondered which toy, he'd come back with.


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So...
What do you do with your A F F points ?
Why do you bother to blog or not to blog?


If one of those Remote Vibrators was offered on THIS site - would you try it out ?
I have a feeling , more women would try it , than men. Just a guess. I.m not sure if I would. Not for $24 ... I don't think enough people perv me, to make it worth while. ... lol...

*NOTE: I am getting some rather irate emails, about this promotional offer. Please refer to the website, where FrankeeZee, lists his membership. I have nothing to do, with this offer. Nor can I provide you, with a link to the site. Thanks!


FrankeeZee is a member of ™FOGCAF - Friends Of Good Clean Adulterous Fun. .
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Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/15/2019 1:47 am

Basically... I'm sitting on my points. I guess I'm waiting until I can accumulate enough points for that wide screen TV.
Now if they really did offer something other than T-shirts . . . Once in a while, I'll go Gold for a month or so...


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/15/2019 1:51 am

Well . . . I didn't start out blogging. I thought I would post erotic stories to THAT part of the website. It's time consuming and painful to post anything on that part of the site... and with all due respect . . the quality ... Sheesh...
Anyway . . I started on this blog, by reposting my erotic stories and now... things have sort grown into this. Whatever THIS is... Short little stories, or satires. I guess... I am writing these stories, mostly for my own entertainment, but hopefully along the way, others are also being entertained.


author51 59F  
130010 posts
1/15/2019 2:00 am

My Heated Affairs points go to helping out my fellow bloggers who need points as a rule.I either tip them or Top fan them..

I love to write, to connect, to share either a little of my real world or a bit of my naughty erotic thoughts.

As for writing 5 posts per day just to be able to buy a cup of coffee? Especially MickeyDee's, not on your life...lol. Now if it was Tim Hortons....lol.

As for the vibrator , sitting here, getting zapped by others, might be fun indeed..lol.


mc_justmc 62M  
6929 posts
1/15/2019 7:29 am

I've been sitting on my points waiting for something worthwhile to spend them on. I blog when I have something worth blogging about, but lately I haven't had much going on or the things that are going on aren't something I care to share. Like you said, with the blog wars and attitudes on the site lately, I don't want to share something just to have it become someone else's idea of a joke. I'm surprised I still comment as much as I do, which is a lot less than I used to.


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/15/2019 7:43 am

You know... I've been thinking about it.... and if what FrankeeZee says is true, and you can get an orgasm while someone is watching one of your vids...then perhaps I would try it. For laughs .... I mean...
My vid is a minute long. . .
I'm wondering if it could happen in a minute - or would they have to watch it on a loop ? Probably in a loop... yep !


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/15/2019 9:23 am

    Quoting author51:
    My Heated Affairs points go to helping out my fellow bloggers who need points as a rule.I either tip them or Top fan them..

    I love to write, to connect, to share either a little of my real world or a bit of my naughty erotic thoughts.

    As for writing 5 posts per day just to be able to buy a cup of coffee? Especially MickeyDee's, not on your life...lol. Now if it was Tim Hortons....lol.

    As for the vibrator , sitting here, getting zapped by others, might be fun indeed..lol.
You know . . . The more I think about that . . The more I think it would be fun... No ? Your parts get buzzed , and it's all controlled by the other person looking at your profile... That toy exists already . .. Ever try it ?
Sing me a chorus . . . lol


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/15/2019 9:30 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in here. It's chilly here today, so the more the merrier . . lol
Too bad they don't have 'real gifts' ... wide screen TV's... BBQ's... lol
Yep . . . I'm sitting on points as well.
Hey.. .Have a great day.


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/15/2019 9:35 am

You wouldn't want to give them all away. Too bad they can't buy bottle of wine, or other practical things.... Sunglasses . . . lol
You can give your points away, when you send an email to someone.
If you hover over the person's profile, (in emails), a pop up screen image , appears on the RIGHT side, with the person's name.... and there's a spot...
IT Says 'Send Gift" THAT's HOW you send gifts.
If you press on that... It leads you to a screen which has all the gifts, numbered by the amount of points attached to each gift.... All the way up to 100,000 !!! omg
Thanks for dropping by. It's a little chilly here today, so it was nice to see your warm smile ! Thanks...


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/15/2019 9:37 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I've been sitting on my points waiting for something worthwhile to spend them on. I blog when I have something worth blogging about, but lately I haven't had much going on or the things that are going on aren't something I care to share. Like you said, with the blog wars and attitudes on the site lately, I don't want to share something just to have it become someone else's idea of a joke. I'm surprised I still comment as much as I do, which is a lot less than I used to.
I know what you mean... Some days , I just don't feel like sharing anything.
I try not to let that other 'stuff' bother me. But you're right... there is a spill over effect sometimes.
Hey... Nice to see you pop in and share a comment or two. Have a good one !


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/15/2019 9:42 am

    Quoting  :

True... True... I had read about that... lol Okay... You read it... I get it ! lol
OK... So what's going on? One day you're grey scale lady... Next day - you're lady with the glasses. Today you are- lady someplace completely different. I like this shot.
Kool !!! Thanks for popping in on this chilly day . . . over here at least !


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/15/2019 10:12 am

    Quoting  :

It takes you a day ? lol
Come here girl . . . I'll show you how to work that machine . . . lol
That "RV" device comes with instructions, by the way . . . Should I get FrankeeZee to order you one ? ... lol


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/15/2019 10:26 am

    Quoting  :

Friends who are Standards are good to have . . .
But that other thing you mentioned...
Really ... ?
Care to elaborate? Who has the controls . . . ?
Have you blogged about it... ?
Are you happy with it ...?
Sounds totally umm... interesting. . .yep.... Thanks for sharing your pov


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/15/2019 12:51 pm

    Quoting  :

No worries . . .
I guess . . . I'll imagine it. Did you have fun?
Kool . . . .
Nutshells are good . . . lol You're funny.
We should all just post stories - In a nutshell
. . . They fell in love and then... they lived happily ever after . . .


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/15/2019 1:28 pm

    Quoting  :

Hey... I know you...sort of... lol
I've heard that RV thingy is a lot of fun. Imagine being at a party, and you don't know who has the controls... EEeeeee
That would be hot !!!
True... that this blog thing is better than IM and MSG... Last night , for example, I missed an important text. I was cooking up a storm in the kitchen and by the time I noticed... it was too late... Go figure...
Hey... Nice to see you pop in here...I'll speak with FrankeeZee and see if he can hook you up !!!
In the meantime... keep on smiling, like I know you do !
I'll send it to CA?


sexyldy1000 65F  
9606 posts
1/15/2019 3:36 pm

I have 'gifted' most of my points to other members. What the heck do I need them for? I already have a free gold membership.
I post to my blog when I am the 'right' mood.
Would definitely try a remote controlled vibrator. The stimulation possibilities are endless!


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/15/2019 6:33 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    I have 'gifted' most of my points to other members. What the heck do I need them for? I already have a free gold membership.
    I post to my blog when I am the 'right' mood.
    Would definitely try a remote controlled vibrator. The stimulation possibilities are endless!
Yep.... That remote thingy sounds interesting.. Right?
I wonder if this site would ever consider that...? Lol
Thanks for popping in and sharing your pov. If a FrankeeZee gets a contact, I'll let you know... 😊👍


2trythis 58F
5109 posts
1/15/2019 7:21 pm

1) I have used points to send flowers.

2) I blog as a form of release for myself.

3) I've had a remote control internal toy which was okay but not fantastic.

4) I recently learned that you can use points to buy toys on this site. Don't think I'll obtain enough to be able to get one, but nice to know that it's an option.

5) Sorry to hear about the blog wars. Guess I don't visit enough blogs to see it first hand and that's a good thing.


Paulxx001 replies on 1/15/2019 7:48 pm:
It's a strange place... this blog land. I guess, everyone is here for there own reasons...
I don't really pay attention to the all the drama around me here...
Thanks for sharing your pov...
It's getting late... Is this your time to write?
I'm calling it an early night. See you around here... L8r 🌃🙋

Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/15/2019 7:50 pm

    Quoting 2trythis:
    1) I have used points to send flowers.

    2) I blog as a form of release for myself.

    3) I've had a remote control internal toy which was okay but not fantastic.

    4) I recently learned that you can use points to buy toys on this site. Don't think I'll obtain enough to be able to get one, but nice to know that it's an option.

    5) Sorry to hear about the blog wars. Guess I don't visit enough blogs to see it first hand and that's a good thing.
If I'm replying to you twice, then I apologize. I guess I'm rather tired. Ever have one of those days...?
Thanks for sharing your pov.
It is a strange and personal place... this blog land... 👆😘


author51 59F  
130010 posts
1/16/2019 1:04 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    You know . . . The more I think about that . . The more I think it would be fun... No ? Your parts get buzzed , and it's all controlled by the other person looking at your profile... That toy exists already . .. Ever try it ?
    Sing me a chorus . . . lol
I have a we vibe and the controller for lovers from far away to send me some good vibrations..Think I will stick with that....


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/16/2019 7:55 am

    Quoting author51:
    I have a we vibe and the controller for lovers from far away to send me some good vibrations..Think I will stick with that....
Hmmm.. It was just a thought... 🤔
Have a great day. Sounds like it's a busy day for you... Have a safe one. 😊❤️


pocogato12 69F  
37236 posts
1/16/2019 3:23 pm

I gift points at my whim. Lately I am so sick of the blogs crap wars I have not one original idea to post- well after the potatoes overwhelmed me with the bacon vibe. Getting footed again Friday so my inspirations are on hold

(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/16/2019 3:50 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I gift points at my whim. Lately I am so sick of the blogs crap wars I have not one original idea to post- well after the potatoes overwhelmed me with the bacon vibe. Getting footed again Friday so my inspirations are on hold
I can see perfectly, how that potato idea would work. You're creativity always impresses me.
I have to say that... I have not been impressed with the 'fake' drama that pervades this island... But notwithstanding that.. I close my eyes and ears and do my own thing.
I can understand where you are coming from.. I hope your 'footed' treatment. turns out the way you hope it will. Yep.. There are other things in life that occupy our time and space besides this place. Ya know.. I have a private line girl! It's drama free.
All the best! 😘😶


pollly_anna 58F  
697 posts
1/17/2019 12:20 pm

I give my points away.


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/17/2019 12:35 pm

Ahhh... Giving points away, is a really nice thing to do! 👌😘
Have you ever tried or would like to try that remote vibrator.. where someone else is controlling it? 😱😅


pollly_anna 58F  
697 posts
1/17/2019 3:44 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Ahhh... Giving points away, is a really nice thing to do! 👌😘
    Have you ever tried or would like to try that remote vibrator.. where someone else is controlling it? 😱😅
sounds very much like a bullet


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/18/2019 6:49 am

I think, that's exactly what it's like. 😊
Have you tried one of those? 😍
Do you like it? 🤔


pollly_anna 58F  
697 posts
1/18/2019 7:32 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I think, that's exactly what it's like. 😊
    Have you tried one of those? 😍
    Do you like it? 🤔
HAHAHAHA! well I'll never tell.


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/18/2019 8:19 am

Lol... 😱 No... You probably won't tell... 😂
But I can guess.... 😍 and use my imagination... 😋😘 And my imagination is working fine.. Lol 😊❤️


Tmptrzz 59F  
107033 posts
1/18/2019 9:22 am

First off lmfao @ reservations at Mickey Dee's. now that's too funny and I am trying not to laugh as when I do I start coughing really bad.

Now for the RV thing wow that's a new one on me as I always thought it meant Recreational Vehicle. But I guess a vibrator could be considered recreation to huh..lol..

And pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I was hoping to come back to "NO MORE BLOG WARS!!!"

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/18/2019 9:46 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    First off lmfao @ reservations at Mickey Dee's. now that's too funny and I am trying not to laugh as when I do I start coughing really bad.

    Now for the RV thing wow that's a new one on me as I always thought it meant Recreational Vehicle. But I guess a vibrator could be considered recreation to huh..lol..

    And pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I was hoping to come back to "NO MORE BLOG WARS!!!"
Yep.. I thought the reservations at Mickey Dee's would bring a smile to some. 😂
Yes.. I thought RV meant Rec Vehicle, as well! Lol Who knew...? 🤔
Yep.. That's the last time I bring it up.. Lol..
Hope your cough gets better. Those can be really tough to shake! Stay warm! 😍😘


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/19/2019 3:41 pm

Boredom ... that ugly, uncompromising, stillborn, dullard - rears it's head, with tepid unpredictability.


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