Dating Expectations - Nebraska Edition  

New2Midlo 52M  
722 posts
6/2/2021 6:37 am

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Dating Expectations - Nebraska Edition

Surfing through my phone, while waiting for my mother at a doctor's appointment yesterday, I found myself on the dating app that reminds you of the material you'd use to start a fire. I encountered the profile of a woman who resides in Omaha, Nebraska. She must have been in KC today, to pop up, but that's neither here nor there. Her photos were mostly of her dressed up for one event or another, with no shorts or yoga pants to be found. A few years ago, she would have made DPOW for her profile consisting solely of what she didn't want in a man, but the true reason for my taking note is what those deal breakers were. She stated emphatically that she didn't like hunting and asked what I can only assume to be the rhetorical question of why so many men posted pictures with fish they caught.

I literally chuckled out loud in the doctor's office.

I'm offering what I think is a well-reasoned rebuttal to her requirements: You wannabe socialite of the flatlands!!! You fucking live in Nebraska and take issue with outdoorsmen??? Where the fuck do you think you live, Manhattan??? Not like there's literally anything else to do in Omaha, in the first place. Fuck, half the women there have photos of fish they caught on their profiles too. If you want a trove of sophisticated and urbane gentleman, MOVE!!! Besides, the Omaha ballet has been cancelled this year because someone stole the tutu.

Now, get off of my lawn...

New2Midlo 52M  
1075 posts
6/2/2021 6:38 am

An aardvark's tongue can grow up to 12 inches (30.5 cm) long. No, I don't know if there are any single ones, you perve.

seastheday4u 65M/66F
448 posts
6/2/2021 10:40 am

Laughing my ass off I am from KC and have lived in Kansas and Nebraska and that's all we did was fish LOL I had been on dating sites there but never posted and fish I caught but I will say northern Nebraska has some fantastic fishing. Now married and living in Florida I introduced my wife to fish here and she loves it caught her fish a few weeks ago. Well happy fishing lol

CL_Love 49M/48F
425 posts
6/15/2021 10:00 am

LOL - guess I'm not on the right dating sites as all I see are cock pictures. Tougher for a hot wife I guess since I can't use the traditional dating sites here in the buckle of the bible belt. But in the midwest you should expect a fair amount of outdoorsmen. Better than those that just talk about GOLF - ugh. LOL

Funny side note: I once laid naked on a massage table getting a lovely massage while my husband and my fwb talked about deer season for like 40 minutes only occasionally interuptted by my moans of pleasure. I did make a comment when he finally started eating my pussy that it was about time he put that mouth to good use. LMAO

New2Midlo replies on 6/16/2021 11:13 am:
That's funny and so like guys...

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