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Testicle Tuesday
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Testicle Tuesday Verily it's time to once again to celebrate the joys of bollocks with the lovely pussNbooties's, Testicle Tuesday  And what a fine pair of balls I have for you today which incidentally, clearly demonstrate that a cock and man danglers can indeed be a true work of art..... . .  Quite incredible isn't it? Behold if you will how this chap has meticulously and cleverly sculpted his dick to (presumably) mimic the after effects of a gnarled old tree struck and split by lightning and pay special attention also to his scrotum (clearly the representation of the tree roots) which has the amazing added detail of a badger hole at the base of the trunk  |
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11/29/2011 8:14 am |
that's just wrong. Are you sure it isn't diseased? cuz who would do that on purpose? Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well I have others at my blog Crazy Dreams
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¡¡¡que ascooooo!!!  (that sickkkk!) Greatest things are yet to come!!  
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That is sick---lmao
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I think he should have the entire thing chopped off.  
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my vagina even crawled up in my stomach...
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What. The. Fuck.
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11/29/2011 3:48 pm |
OUCH!! But can he fuck with that thing?
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OMG WTF Why ruin a perfect cock. WHY WHY !?     
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Ugh I can't look....that just ... there's no words actually....shudders and feels the need to donate to people in need of medical care. ~~Fuzzy~~
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I've already been into an OMGWTF state this morning - going into second round of the same could cause tremendous psychological damage to my innocent soul... Remember - I should be handled with care. Note to self:Send MGC your therapist bill!!! ~~I may be no better, but at least I am different.~~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau ~~Stop by my adventure land ~♑~Reambiguating the world~♑~  
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That is just heinous!! Did you notice his long frizzy hair and turbo sized pierced nipples?
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I guess he thinks thats sexy??? ummm..NOT!
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Forget his fucked up cock and look at his sad hair!!! He desperately needs conditioner and a trim. I have no effing clue where I'm going and what I'm saying Vixn_Vella Its not me....It's you. And no...we cannot be friends
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11/30/2011 3:17 pm |
Is that real?
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that's just wrong. Are you sure it isn't diseased? cuz who would do that on purpose? 
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There's something about pics such as the above that always cause me to cross my legs in abject discomfort .
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¡¡¡que ascooooo!!! (that sickkkk!)
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That is sick---lmao
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lol It's kind of a tricky one to judge; Should one avoid food prior to looking at such pics and risk losing one's appetite or else should one chance peeking at such pics after a meal and risk bringing it all back up again 
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I think he should have the entire thing chopped off.
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lol Viewing pics such as this are possibly even more disquieting for us poor chaps as we squirm in abject horror at the thoughts of our own members mutilated in similar manners
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my vagina even crawled up in my stomach... 
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From the looks of things, the chap is even beginning the initial stages of separation of his testes to 
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What. The. Fuck.
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lol I've previously featured lots of these extreme penile modifications; I ought to do a 'Best Of' compilation in fact Here is my own personal favourite though.... WTF
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OUCH!! But can he fuck with that thing?
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It's the true ingredient of nightmares
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Maybe he was at a metal concert and moshed so hard that his penis split in two?
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OMG WTF Why ruin a perfect cock. WHY WHY !?
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Ugh I can't look....that just ... there's no words actually....shudders and feels the need to donate to people in need of medical care.
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I guess this scores top marks on a 'screwed up' scale
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lol I fucking agree....Whole-fucking-heartedly in fact
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I've already been into an OMGWTF state this morning - going into second round of the same could cause tremendous psychological damage to my innocent soul... Remember - I should be handled with care.Note to self:Send MGC your therapist bill!!! 
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lol But...but - I can sew it back together and you won't notice a thing I promise
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Were Sigmund Freud alive today, he'd positively jump for joy at the chance to psychoanalyze this chap
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That is just heinous!! Did you notice his long frizzy hair and turbo sized pierced nipples?
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I guess he thinks thats sexy??? ummm..NOT!
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lol It's the kind of work that the late Salvador Dali might have produced had he ever taken up a profession as a mortician
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Forget his fucked up cock and look at his sad hair!!! He desperately needs conditioner and a trim.
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lol Work as a sculptor clearly isn't on the cards for this individual
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lol It's a little known fact that piercing one's nipple can lead to the unfortunate side effect of ones cock splitting in two; Luckily, I taped mine up when I pierced mine to prevent said shocking occurrence.....and instead suffered a full rectal prolapse 
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Is that real? The chap has carried out a double procedure here, firstly a subcision of the shaft and then a bisection down the middle
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He may yet be in with a shot at next years Turner Prize
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Welcome to my blog Voices   I can imagine both sides of this thing flapping around wildly as he nears underground water
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It looks to me like he may have got drunk one night and whilst cutting sausages in a pan, mistaken his own nob for one....
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I think donating towards a needle and thread would be of great help to this chap ~~Fuzzy~~
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I think he is way past needle and thread. Reminds me of a story I once heard about in an emergency room. A little old man whom's wife had been dead for years decided one day he needed to get circumcised. So the little old man boils a hunting knife and then soaks it in rubbing alcohol then he lays his dick out on his butcher block counter top and whacks 2/3'rd of it off. OUCHHHHHHHHHHH! 
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12/2/2011 4:29 am |
OMG.. No more word.
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WTF!!!!!!!!!! *Barf* that look like someone didnt use a condom with the WRONG PERSON!!!
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WTF!!!!!!!!!! *Barf* that look like someone didnt use a condom with the WRONG PERSON!!! It looks as though the lady's juices may have been more caustic than hydrchloric acid 
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OMG.. No more word.
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I wish it were but this is sadly all too genuine I'm afraid; A (botched) bisection and subcision in one
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Welcome to my blog Swooosh You echoed my sentiments exactly when I first laid eyes on the pic lol
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lol It would certainly be more forgivable and indeed, pitiable if that were the case but I fear that this is the result of a scalpel....and a very shaky hand by the looks of things
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lol I'm told that my blog tends to have this unfortunate side effect quite often Obviously, I have no idea why mind you
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Welcome to my blog Fun
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Where in gawd's name do you find these?!? You know what I love about visitors to this blog though? You're faced with a man who's done that to himself and you all notice his hair love it!NG "What's wrong with comfort and efficiency?" "Nothing but no-one wants to f**k it."
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Where in gawd's name do you find these?!? You know what I love about visitors to this blog though? You're faced with a man who's done that to himself and you all notice his hair love it!NG
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12/7/2011 6:19 pm |
It looks like he had a make-shift... tunnel (?) carved throught he base of his cock and balls? Who would want to do this to themselves? And what Dr in his right mind would agree? "I reject your version of reality & substitute my own" Offended Yet? Sign Here: [post 2929227] I mean seriously, DO IT!! Have you ever tried Sloggin' it? Blogger Slogger The best of some of the Canucks I love: [blog CanadaWeek]
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It looks like he had a make-shift... tunnel (?) carved throught he base of his cock and balls? Who would want to do this to themselves? And what Dr in his right mind would agree? I think a doctor is definitely called for for this poor chap
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12/7/2011 8:38 pm |
Must be an adventure just to take a piss...
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Must be an adventure just to take a piss... I bet the stream on this goes off like a garden sprinkler
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12/8/2011 11:13 am |
OMFG !!! THAT'S derranged.
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OMFG !!! THAT'S derranged.
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this is crazy.. how is it even possible
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12/12/2011 10:51 pm |
Hello, was wondering if I could get to know you and maybe exchange pictures? 26, and doing my thing, come back through!
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It certainly is; It looks like the chap hacked this with a serrated bread knife
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this is crazy.. how is it even possible
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Hello, was wondering if I could get to know you and maybe exchange pictures? 26, and doing my thing, come back through!
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