Half-Nekkid...Thursday?
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Posted:Sep 27, 2012 4:15 pm
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2013 3:44 am
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Oh dear....yes, I'm a day late yet again Not only that but I'm also behind on replying to your comments, for which I apologize sincerely. Nonetheless, 'Better late than never' as the colloquialism adheres so here is my contribution to half nakedness this week But there's a catch.... You see, I've decided to throw one of my infamously shitty guessing games into the mix Yes, you all remember HalfNekkid Wednesday Name That TumTum Edition and HalfNekkid Wednesday Name That Tum The Sequel right? They were fiendishly difficult weren't they? Well this time, I've gone all out to make it even harder for you. Below are three pictures. Two of them depict myself whilst the third, well....I'm afraid that it isn't me. But can you correctly identify the imposter? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
It's a tough one isn't it? In fact, do you give up? Happy HNW everyone
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The BIG Friday Question (Um...on a Monday for some reason)
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Posted:Sep 10, 2012 4:23 pm
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2013 6:52 pm
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Yes indeedy, I've once again brushed off the dust and cobwebs to bring you back the chance to answer some of the biggest questions that we as a species have ever pondered Remember though that these subjects have in the past on my blog, proven so controversial that in one instance, a special emergency UN summit was hastily called into session in order to calm down the opposing factions among you. To all those of you who were thus injured or else incarcerated as a result of the ensuing riot, you have my sincerest apologies.
To prevent this sort of thing occurring again, this time I have spared no expense in security who are armed with water cannons and tear gas should a war of words over spill into a state of anarchy.
So, without further ado, it's time for today's BIG question which is: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The A-Team vs Macgyver: Who would repair a broken washing machine the quickest?
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HNW
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Posted:Sep 5, 2012 10:19 am
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2013 2:36 pm
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Salutations once again one and all
I've received a special request from a certain lovely lady to feature my hands this week. Well...no sooner said than done
But wait....for there's more! You see, as if by some divine intervention, the shot I took actually came out rather unusually arty (for me at least). In fact so amazed at how arty it came out that I have decided to go the whole hog and award the pic a suitably pretentious, arty farty title.
Here therefore may I present unto you all, my magnum opus: 'The Parochialism And Superciliousness Of The Dogmatist'.
...Obviously the title has sweet bugger all to do with the picture whatsoever but I'm sure that you will agree, it sounds rather good does it not?
Happy HNW everyone
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I have fantastic news!
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Posted:Aug 30, 2012 1:30 pm
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2012 6:54 am
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....in fact, I'm so elated that I can barely contain myself.
Please therefore I beg you, allow me to compose myself for a moment in order to relate this wonderful event.
Now, regular viewers may recall my brother 's and my own personal grief after our beloved, all purple spandex pants/dress wearing, all pissing Uncle Jethro went missing a few months ago.
For everyone else who are doubtless wondering what the bloody hell I’m going on about, you can see the fine and upstanding figure of humanity that is Jethro here:
HalfNekkid Wednesday The Most Revealing One Yet
Jethro's Revenge
Suffice to say, we have been besides ourselves with worry as to our Unc’s whereabouts and safety. Well, today I was sent the following picture by an anonymous source which very clearly seems to show that our Uncle is indeed still very much alive and well…… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
…..And has taken to pissing himself whilst wearing fancy dress costumes.
Ah, it feels like a huge weight of worry has been lifted from my shoulders.
PS. To whoever owns the house in which our uncle is performing this act….you have my sincerest apologies.
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Exclusive: New Scientific Research Just Released!
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Posted:Aug 30, 2012 6:54 am
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2012 6:56 am
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Yes indeed, this is the scientific confirmation that many of us have suspected for so long but that has hither to never been validated, until now..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Pretty radical stuff eh?
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Testicle Tuesday
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Posted:Aug 14, 2012 8:03 am
Last Updated:Aug 15, 2013 11:49 pm
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Yes, it's time once again for the lovely pussnbooties's, Testicle Tuesday, a day wherein each week we gather together to celebrate the glory of gonads
And this week......is it just me or does the following pic remind you of a snail's eyes? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Holy balls on stalks Batman!
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An Urgent Plea to The General Public....
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Posted:Aug 13, 2012 1:37 pm
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2012 3:52 pm
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Hmmmm.....actually I think I have seen this fellow you know.... Wasn't he the second from the left Jawa by the bar in the canteen scene from Star Wars?
Fuck me - times must have got bloody hard what with the Empire crawling all over the planet and all.
Do I get to claim my reward now?
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Today's Headlines....
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Posted:Aug 9, 2012 2:04 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2012 5:42 am
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This just in......
...And I fully expect that yet another citation for refusing to sign a citation regarding refusing to sign a citation quickly followed
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Today's headlines....
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Posted:Aug 9, 2012 1:56 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2012 5:41 am
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Are you ready? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
So there you have it everyone, as a highly efficacious, added security measure, it is indeed highly judicious to tell a joke out loud whenever entering your home, just to be on the safe side
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