Scraping the bottom of the pudding cup  

FuckMilkGotMe 49F
4 posts
10/10/2021 1:41 pm
Scraping the bottom of the pudding cup


My body is SO horny for a guy that can handle me. I've noticed that being celibate for a few years now, I have a VERY high sex drive. Let me be absolutely clear. Relationship "I do NOT want". Something on a regular basis, I do. The guys I've met in person on this website have been dudes from "hell times two". Dudes show up in dirty socks, salty smelling balls and stinky uncircumcised dick. I've even vibed with a white guy for WEEKS who neglected to tell me he had "White Pride" tattoo's on his body. Dude had a 3 inch dick fully hard. Ate my pussy, kept dicking me with his baby dick, three pumps, over and over again like a never-ending process. Then commenced to fall into a deep sleep, aka YOGI BEAR hibernation for the rest of the night with his hand around me, holding me down like a picnic basket. WTF??? At this point, I understand why you guys put NSA and NO GAME'S! This is pure Bullshit!!!! Is there ANYONE who has good hygiene and doesn't look like a serial killer, who has good dick, and can stay up pass 10pm that lives in Los Angeles? I'm beginning to think NOT! I midas well find a bitch to fuck (which I am not into whatsoever). I really really really see why the bitches on here ask for money to fuck 🤣🤣. Shit is ridiculous AF. I'm not hard to get along with at all. But if I can wash my pussy several times and lotion my body to smell good for you, and look sexy, you can at least wash your balls and dick. Or if you have sleep apnea, at least tell a girl so I won't be expecting to have two courses of dick that night. Long story short, now I'm at home with a horny pussy, having to masturbate to porn like I was when I was celibate. And you guys ask me "Why are you celibate"? 😅 Ssshhh, "And you bought me out of retirement for this BULLSHIT"? At this point, I'm benching my OWN damn SELF until the next round draft picks are in alignment. And yes, I'm checking and smelling balls at the DOOR! No girl should have to smell or deal with that foolery. It's 2021. You could at least go to Burger King to use the sink bro! Or jack off before you get to the room and drink a Red 🐂. Question is:
WHERE MY REAL DUDES AT????
Mommy is tired of playing Grand Theft Auto with these suckas 💯

HAMONMAN 62M  
13129 posts
10/10/2021 3:04 pm

not to make light of your tribulations, but your post is hilarious !


PleasureUdeeper 45M

10/10/2021 7:34 pm

Damn I would love to give you the deep dicking you deserve sexy


positively4you 72F  
4605 posts
10/11/2021 2:35 am

Oh so funny but sadly true. The burger king sink, lol, that image alone is hilarious.


Owatalife 65M
1711 posts
10/11/2021 1:03 pm

That is a very sad tale of men who are clueless & a very sexy woman who can't catch a break no matter what. I understand staying celibate especially after your long list of cleanliness phobia wasters. That said though maybe at some point your luck will change as there must be a turning point something that will break this spell. Would be a shame to give up hope as you're far too young to become a hibernating curmudgeon hell bent on not pursuing all that this world has to offer. Hang in there I'm sure somebody with enough smarts will come your way & seize the chance to at least put a wide smile on your lovely face.


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