Slick COVID S.E.X  

EroticMusings2 57F
1550 posts
8/4/2021 8:48 pm
Slick COVID S.E.X

As we all know, the numbers are increasing again as the Delta Variant makes head way, and another one coming from North America. So predictions are that things may be closing back up. I think it is important to limit exposure when possible. Sanitize, clean, wash, sanitize.

Why one might want to start buying drums of Hand sanitizer and dipping yourself, your loved ones, possible pets, co workers, and what have you. Bleach is our friend, soon you will see everyone with pale blonde or white hair - and you will know what happened. Bleach splashed clothes, homes, everything. But we must all do what we have too.

Which brings me to this site, and most of us being some very horny buggers. Now if you are lucky enough to find a certain someone who strikes your fancy,and then you go and get yourself at least in some strong like, or in my case love. What now?! I mean I was all horned up before I met this man, and now it has increased fold.

So my solution is the full body condom. One for each of us. Now we will be all naked underneath which w2ill serve as some eye candy for sure. I know that I am very for his swizzle stick, and he is for my pom poms. So we put these full body condoms on, not sure if they have a draw string the bottom, that would be ideal. Get your oil, whatever kind you want. I wouldn't recommend the same type as you used in your car, but a nice vegetable oil, canola oil. No french fry grease though, unless you are both hungry. Slicker yourself up real nice, and have him or her do the same. Throw a new shower curtain ( remember we really don't want the mildew) on the floor and have at it.

Then hope in the shower with the bleach, and hand sanitizer and a big ole scrub brush. Scrub each other until both are a lovely shade of pink.

I don't know about you, but I needs to get me some of my man and soon. This is a safe bet, and not too expensive. Now whatever motel you are in, they might not be too pleased about the mess.

I digress, about the mess. WE ALL NEED SOME

Ann


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69ereatwetpussy 59M
6523 posts
8/5/2021 5:26 am

Let forget all of this .
If you are not sick nor been around anyone that's sick
Shower clean clothes clean bedding
Make sure he or she is not sick nor been around people had then shower before they enter the bed and have the best sex you can..
This all buy chance getting this virus. I just got back from Massachusetts from a fishing trip. 38 stranger on one boat standing next to each other for over 8 hours. In a hotel room for 3 nights out to dinner 7 of us non got sick.
I have not gotten the shot it don't matter for those that have gotten the Delta. Yes it might have help them like it said but still they got it so they are not inundated from the first shot are they and they are the ones spreading it .that's my opinion and it all I'll have to say.


ServiceNub 62M  
21 posts
8/5/2021 6:14 am

Love your creative thinking girl!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40637 posts
8/5/2021 9:37 am

I think there's a market for the full body condom!


EroticMusings2 57F
646 posts
8/5/2021 9:03 pm

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Let forget all of this .
    If you are not sick nor been around anyone that's sick
    Shower clean clothes clean bedding
    Make sure he or she is not sick nor been around people had then shower before they enter the bed and have the best sex you can..
    This all buy chance getting this virus. I just got back from Massachusetts from a fishing trip. 38 stranger on one boat standing next to each other for over 8 hours. In a hotel room for 3 nights out to dinner 7 of us non got sick.
    I have not gotten the shot it don't matter for those that have gotten the Delta. Yes it might have help them like it said but still they got it so they are not inundated from the first shot are they and they are the ones spreading it .that's my opinion and it all I'll have to say.
You are very entitled to your opinion my friend. I would love to hear more about the fishing trip, as I am sure many others would too.

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EroticMusings2 57F
646 posts
8/5/2021 9:03 pm

    Quoting ServiceNub:
    Love your creative thinking girl!
Thank you my dear friend, hope you are doing well.

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EroticMusings2 57F
646 posts
8/5/2021 9:04 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I think there's a market for the full body condom!
Indeed there just might be, if there isn't some in production already lol.

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exsquid46 62M
628 posts
8/6/2021 12:34 am

That full body condom while sounding good, does not allow for anything more than letting you rub up against each other. It could restrict your movement to the point of not allowing for a hug.

Just wait a couple of years and I am sure some horny techie will invent some sort of VR sex device, like they had in the movie "Demolition Man".


EroticMusings2 57F
646 posts
8/6/2021 7:07 pm

    Quoting exsquid46:
    That full body condom while sounding good, does not allow for anything more than letting you rub up against each other. It could restrict your movement to the point of not allowing for a hug.

    Just wait a couple of years and I am sure some horny techie will invent some sort of VR sex device, like they had in the movie "Demolition Man".
At least in the meanwhile, while not optimum the full body condom is a choice, sigh.

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