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Late night goodies
Posted:Dec 30, 2021 7:49 am
Last Updated:Jan 10, 2022 12:45 pm
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"I can't decide which one I want."

The basket of snacks overflowed with salty and sweet goodies ranging from artisan small-batch brands to old school ones she hadn't seen in forever. She held a package in each hand. In her right hand, she held a moon pie, which was what she wanted initially, and in her left hand, a bag of organic chocolate chips, which she saw seconds later, and decided those would be delicious, as well. She knew he would let her whatever she wanted from the array of snacks the hotel laid out for them, but she felt self-conscious picking out more than what she needed, which just a something satiate her sweet tooth.

"Pick out whatever you want."

She looked over at him, laying on the bed with his arm behind his head, watching her. She smiled back at him. Although she could easily buy these snacks herself, the fact he made her feel he existed to see her smile felt foreign, yet comforting at the time. Grinning, she looked back down at the bag of cookies and the moon pie.

"Moon pie it is."

She declared at last, tearing the package open and taking in a mouthful. She groaned in appreciation. She couldn't remember the last time she ate one, but somehow the marshmallow and chocolate melting on her tongue while the cake provided an extra layer of texture felt familiar. The taste reminded her of the afternoons she played with her siblings in the neighboring fields until darkness approached, signaling time for their games to end, and trek back home. Lost in her own world for a second, she further pondered how her youngest one would devour the entire box while her oldest would probably eat half before declaring it too sweet. Her thoughts drifted back to the hotel room when she felt his eyes on her.

Their eyes met from across the room. He was smitten as he watched her thoroughly enjoy the moment. He studied the way her eyes closed for a few seconds after taking the first bite, lost in her thoughts. He saw her lick the side of her lip before turning to face him, causing him to unconsciously salivate.

They stared at each other for what felt like an eternity. The room was quiet but they could hear patrons laughing outside the hotel from the restaurant below. Slowly, she walked towards him. The sway in her step caused the robe to open slightly so that he could see her navy blue chemise with matching underwear peeking out. He found himself pleasantly surprised as he thought she was naked underneath.

Still holding onto the moon pie, she undid the tie as she crawled onto the bed, straddling him. Instinctively, his hands move up her thighs, to cup her ass in his palms. Running his fingers along the lace of her underwear, he watched her as she moved her hips back and forth, rubbing herself on him as she took another bite. She could feel his erection through his jeans.

Leaning forward, she kissed him. The taste of chocolate and marshmallow still on her tongue. Pulling away, she smiled down at him, placing the moon pie to his lips. He took a bite, and she bent down to take it back from him with a deep kiss.

Sitting up as she licked her lips, he pulled her chemise down, exposing her breasts, and taking one inside his mouth. He sucked softly on it as he moved her already wet panties to the side, sliding his fingers along her lips before guiding them inside of her. She began moving up and down his fingers, coating them in her desire for him. Smiling to himself, he bit down on her nipple, causing her to gasp.

"Should I close the curtain?" She moaned as he began curling his fingers inside of her.

"Leave them open, " he replied, unzipping his jeans to pull himself out. Slowly, he began rubbing the head of his penis against her clit down to the wet entrance of her and back up again. He watched her take another bite as she looked down at him, playing with her clit. He paused ever so often when he noticed her breathing quicken, only to start up again when her breathing slowed down.

When she finished the last bite, she let the robe fall off her shoulders as she rose high enough for him to slip inside of her. The feel of lace sliding along one side of his penis as he slowly pulled out, juxtaposed by the warm slickness he felt as he crashed into her while pulling her hips towards him excited him. Her breasts bounced up and down as she rode him with his thumb placed strategically against her until she screamed. He continued fucking her from underneath until he came.

She sighed in contentment, collapsing onto his chest as he let out a growl, followed by a string of curse words as his breath slowly came back to normal. Reaching up, she kissed him and smiled--the taste of chocolate and marshmallows still on their lips.
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Food for thought…
Posted:Nov 8, 2021 4:44 am
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2021 12:26 pm
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Interesting quote came up during a BR (see picture below).

In fact, very similar themes have been popping up in my life as of late, like during conversations, podcasts, books I’m reading (trashy romance novels, which have been my guilty pleasure as of late. Don’t judge me, my mind needs a break sometimes!), etc. I think the universe is trying to tell me something.

I’ll try and post more “deep thoughts” on this later. Until then, I’ll be mulling it over.
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Welp, at least he was honest…
Posted:Nov 1, 2021 12:10 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2021 12:09 pm
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One of the things I find rather annoying is when someone asks me right out the gate, “what turns you on?” or something very similar… as you can tell, I have no problem talking about sex or what I want, but i feel it’s more of a boundary thing. Why in the world do some people feel entitled to know intimate details about you without setting up any rapport?

Generally, I don’t respond to asshats like that, but for some reason, I was feeling rather cheeky, so when this one person reached out, asking, “name one thing that turns you on…”

I responded, “Keanu Reeves.”

To which, he said, “Yeah, me too.”

LOL I could not stop laughing.

Touché.
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Ain’t that the truth…
Posted:Oct 28, 2021 7:29 am
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2021 2:49 am
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I should probably take a break when I start feeling butt hurt about losing in a video game…
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Kiss me…
Posted:Oct 6, 2021 2:11 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2022 8:17 am
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Tracing my lips with your fingertips
Watching me as your tongue takes a dip
Twisting my nipples, you watch me stare
Exploring my crevices everywhere
Into the darkness, and into the depths
Growling as you make me wet.

Nipping me here and biting me there
Hooking your fingers into my secret lair
Undulating them in a come hither way
Licking me like you were starved that day
Into the darkness, and into the depths
Smiling as you make me wet.
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Can’t be everyone’s favorite girl…
Posted:Oct 5, 2021 3:01 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2021 12:10 pm
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My friend saw this meme and thought of me. I could not stop laughing.

Once upon a time, I would have people tell me I was too much, which often left me feeling like I was defective in a way, and would drive myself crazy thinking of ways to be less, so they would like me more.

It took me some time to realize at the end of the day, people’s feelings towards how I should be to fit into their life is really 100% their problem and 0% mine.

For those need be reminded every once on a while, “You are enough. You are loveable.”
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hello... is this thing on?
Posted:Sep 27, 2021 2:07 am
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2021 5:47 pm
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the cool thing about having is when they geek out the things you do, and find the things funny... but of course, there are times when you take a swing, and miss... case in point, we were watching the anmie, demon slayer, and there was a part where tanjiro is trying his respect a demon he chopped by bowing and saying, "rest in peace..." the were suprisingly into it, and not saying anything...

i blurted out, "it's more like, 'rest in pieces!!!" and started laughing at my own joke... bc c'mon, it's super witty...

my eldest turned his head slightly at , and he face was like 😑

which made laugh even harder bc i knew he totally got the joke, but was refusing to acknowledge the genius behind it...

he eventually rolled his eyes while smiling, which i'll take as a win..
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His return
Posted:Sep 22, 2021 3:14 am
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2021 12:11 pm
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She tried away to avoid his eye contact, turning her head in the process. The fork full of sweet potato fell an inch short of her mouth. She watched open-mouthed in horror as the potato fell to the floor between them. She silently prayed he was the other way. His knowing smile told otherwise as he reached down to pick it up and place it discreetly into his napkin.

"I was hoping you didn't see that." She smiled back at him only to look down at her plate as she felt self-conscious again under his gaze. The arm that was resting on the back of her seat moved to her waist as he pulled her closer to him in the booth. His hand moving up and down her bac Finally resting at her lower back, as he signaled to the waiter for the chec

Her mind wandered back to their first date a couple of weeks before after weeks of endless flirty texts and phone conversations. Their sun from their lunch date faded into dusk when she finally noticed the time. She had less than an hour to get ready for wor Reluctantly, they left the restaurant. Hoping to extend his time with her, he offered to accompany her to her car. She leaned into him as he put his arm around her.

“That’s my…” She trailed off, pointing to her car as they passed it. She smiled and dropped it, realizing he was trying to extend the date further. They continued to walk on, admiring the eclectic neighborhood of aged bungalows overtowered by modern micro mansions. She couldn’t remember what they talked about only that she felt unusually comfortable in his presence. When she noticed the night sky peppered with stars, she told him she really had to go. He finally agreed to call it a night and began the trek back to her car where it was parked near a dimly lit street lamp. She hugged him goodbye, wondering if it would be inappropriate to kiss him as they stood in front of a stranger’s house. As she pulled away, he leaned in, planting a chaste kiss on her lips.

“Are you ready?” His deep voice cut into her thoughts before she was able to reminisce about the good part of the date where they continued to feverishly make out in her car as she sat in the driver’s seat and he stood inside her door. She remembered at him expectantly and asked if he wanted to get a hotel room. He paused as he looked like he was mentally running down a to-do list of things before saying it would have to wait until next time. She inwardly groaned at having to wait another few weeks for his return back into town.

Standing up to help her out of the booth, it was his turn to look at her expectantly as he placed a hotel key into her open hand, and smiled as her eyes lit up.
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You are more than just a phase…
Posted:Sep 20, 2021 1:54 am
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2021 12:11 pm
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It’s amazing how people come into your life and take your breath away. Sometimes it’s that sucker punch in the gut kind of feeling that leaves you feeling KO’d. Yet, there are also times when you meet someone who makes you forget to breath, only to breathe new life into you by just being.

The funny thing is when you stop to look at those KO’d moments properly, you are instantly up-leveled into a space where you can smell future bullshit moments/people from a mile a way, and you’re able to adjust things accordingly.

At the same time, your new bullshit meter also puts you into a space to ignore all the fluff, and surround yourself with some pretty amazing people/situations. Learning to trust opening your heart again after being burned a couple times by life is harder than it looks, but the risk is so worth it. I’m finding it easier to take life one day a time rather than laying down a 5 year plan. As they always say (ok, mostly me), “Things are fun until they’re not,” and I’m having way too much fun with a certain someone.

Speaking of (almost) KO’d moments, that final fight scene from the movie Snatch where Mickey rises from the mat to knock the f-$& out the other guy always blows my mind. Well, that movie in general—*chef’s kiss*…

The meme is from Pinterest.
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You almost always pick the best times to drop the worst lines
Posted:Feb 7, 2021 12:55 am
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2022 7:00 pm
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Don’t you hate it when someone says something, and initially you’re like, “ok, whatever,” but then you think about it and you’re like, “fuck, I should have said (fill-in-the-blank).”

Case in point he told me I’m nothing like his other lover, and I was like, “uh, thank you?”

But then I got home and was like, “dang it! I could have used that line from The Incredible Jessica James (movie)!”

Let me set the scene...
Jessica is eating dinner with her blind d who says, “you’re nothing like my ex.” As a viewer, one would easily assume he meant ethnically since he’s white and she’s blac She has a quick look of disgust at his comment, like “did he just fucking say that?”

Sdrastically she responds, “what? Is she short, fat and fugly?”

It was hilarious bc the dude’s face was like, “didn’t see that coming... uh, not too sure how to answer that...”

It would have felt so good to use that line, but fit for me so like, I’d say, “what? Is she tall, skinny and fugly?”

It probably wouldn’t make much sense if he never saw the movie. Whatever. It’s still a great retort.

Picture credit: @litcatholicmemes
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Just like a match you tried to incinerate the lives of everyone you loved.
Posted:Feb 3, 2021 9:35 am
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2021 3:52 pm
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So some interesting truths came into light. Now I can’t say that I’m completely blameless in all of this, but *in my best Mary Catherine Gallerger voice*, “my feelings would best be expressed in a scene from X-men between Wolverine and Yuriko.”

Wolverine: Yuriko?

Deathstrike: Yuriko? There is no Yuriko. There is only Deathstrike!

And scene...

The thing about a person coming clean to you is that it’s super convenient to point the finger and be like, “I can’t believe you lied to me!” Given some thought on the matter, I would be lying if I said didn’t lie through omission, which really isn’t that much better than outright lying, so I guess we’re even. Not that we should be counting, but more like, “you can’t be that butt hurt over this.”

Although I’m thankful we have come to a point in this “relationship” for him to have this truth vomit episode and regurgitate everything out on the table, I was completely taken aback, and wondered out loud if I should bail.

At the same time, I can see how this was his effort to show me how committed he was to making things work between us moving forward. I will say it took some guts for him to lay himself out there knowing full well I was prepared to peace out. Also, it was brave of him to tell me how he felt about me given he’s like the crypt keeper when it comes to his innermost feelings. If I was him, I’d like to know that person I just filleted my heart open to was graceful enough to hear me out if I came clean, and perhaps be just as forgiving.

The truth is, I’m still processing exactly what he’s offering me—an open relationship, which is basically the type of relationship I’ve been curious to explore, but never met someone I was remotely interested in exploring it with. But I am with him, and I am scared shitless.

The ability to grow and explore sexuality with someone in such a way and not feel like you have to watch your every move in effort to avoid jealousy/fighting is something I feel at the core of me fits my ideals, but what if it’s not what it’s cracked up be? What if we hurt each other? Or I don’t want to play anymore? Obviously, the opportunity say no and walk away is always there, but would I be wishing we never took that leap?

One might ask, “How do you know he’s being sincere, and not bullshitting you to keep you from leaving?” Well, I don’t. I do know that he has the same fears and misgivings that I do. That has to mean something.

Growth is never easy nor cut and dry. However, the reality about growth, especially between two people, is that no matter how much you wish things were like before, things have changed. The shift has caused each person view the other person and the situation differently, which is neither entirely good nor bad—just information.

Hopefully, each person comes out stronger in the end, but not as vengeful as Lady Deathstrike. 🤓

Picture credit SNL fandom off Pinterest
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Well, what? I said, “With all due respect.”
Posted:Jan 29, 2021 5:10 am
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2021 4:43 pm
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I wonder if anyone can guess where that quote came from.

Someone decided that was important for me know that sometimes I say things that are not what “normal” people would say. First off, “normal” is subjective and second, I’m not “normal.” . . I said . The fucking cat is out of the bag.

Normally I would feel guilty and/or bad that my words were misconstrued, and I’d spend waaay too much time trying to explain what I really meant, but not today!!!

I will be damned if I let someone make me feel bad for speaking my truth, especially when was coming from a pure and vulnerable space.

At the end of the day, some things just aren’t our problem. Some people are just going to hear what they want to hear. But nothing is worse, when someone tries to mansplain your words back to you. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Am I sad things crashed and burned? A little. ☹️ Am I sorry? No. 🙅🏻‍♀️

As the great Oprah says, “When people show you they are. Believe them.”

Picture credit goes to the ever timeless GrumpyCat.
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I gotta get the bonus...
Posted:Jan 27, 2021 11:53 am
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2021 4:46 pm
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Ah, Jerry McGuire... gotta love that movie... interesting thing about that scene... ’s about a football player in hospital from a bad concussion asking doctor if he could next game in spite of obvious brain damage he was sufferin. but that’s thing about bonuses... generally, we don’t need them, especially if comes with a cost... darn that monkey’s paw!!! But sometimes, bonuses can be a pleasant gift without any strings attached...

So this delicious beast of a man asked me how I felt about guys with muscles, especially since he’s been working out again... honestly, I think he looks amazing now, but if he wants to get beach body ready, who am I to stand in his way? It’s like, can I take a picture? It’ll last longer.

yes, muscles are nice to look at, and who doesn’t like being wrapped in the arms of a muscular man feeling small and safe? Umm. yes, please. Where can I sign up? Asking for a friend.

But seriously... unlike diamonds, muscles aren’t forever... (aside: I’m sure the way I drool over someone with such a low level of body fat that their veins bulge out of their arms and I think to myself, “I can easily get a gauge IV in that with my eyes closed” is something anyone in the medical field can relate . #nurseporn). However, some of “gym rat” boys I’ve dated were probably some of most annoying people be around, not mention, they barely had time spend together bc they lived at the gym. Don’t get me started about some of their eating habits, which were either too renstricted or were borderline bulemic, which made them very cranky and hard to be around. And guys think girls can get cranky when they don’t eat! 😑

Also, some were super vain and thought they were god’s gift to women. Much like the douche in the picture below. Political parties aside, for that guy to think that women who voted opposite of him would actually feel remorse for “missing out on him” is laughable. One guy I dated almost cried after he was fishing for a compliment about his body (in spite of not working out for a week) and I told him he was looking kinda chubs. Ok, not my finest hour, but i meant to follow up that I was just teasing, bc he obviously still looked great, but the damage was done. It’s like for real? I didn’t realize you were such a pussy. I was blinded by his shiny muscles and ass I could bounce a quarter off of (I know bc I did—for the sake of science of course!) but I will never be bamboozled by fake gold again!

So, yeah... for me, I would rather date a normal looking guy with a big heart and low key swagger. Like KoreanDad could totally hit it, and I would not be mad at it. Plus, you know what they say about nerds... they make the best lovers and generally have a DL freaky side... but as this other delicious man pointed out... probably helps that KoreanDad is holding a crispy duck banh mi. 🤤

Moral of the story, I would choose a kind-hearted thoughtful nerd over a pretty asshole anytime... now if he had a body that didn’t quit bc he liked feeling healthy and still ate Cheetos every now and then?—that would be a pleasant bonus I would definitely enjoy... 🥰

Picture credits of last two pics: stills from TikTok. Yes, that is my ass in the first pic.


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