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What does this mean?
Posted:Apr 5, 2021 5:30 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2021 10:24 am
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What does it mean when you're flipping through your wife's amazon history and you see extra large leaf bags, duct tape, shovel, and "personal massager" on a recent order list?
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Trying to Remember...
Posted:Mar 10, 2021 6:00 am
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2021 5:24 pm
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Do you recall how you stumbled upon this website? I think, back in the day, I AOL'd "dating sites" or "adult dating sites". Or I might have been on some adult oriented site and there was a banner ad. It was a long while ago so I am struggling to remember.
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I'm not bragging, but...
Posted:Mar 8, 2021 6:37 am
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2021 12:56 pm
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I managed to get away for a few days. Sand, palm trees and even got my passport stamped. I got COVID tested twice. Negative. Negative.

After no for a year (I mean really traveling), it was nice to get away and recollect my thoughts and reconnect with some saltwater air.

That said, this website isn't great for meeting others while traveling. At least I haven't found a way to connect. I suppose with some planning ahead of time it would work, but not so much in the spur of the moment. That's OK I suppose. I hate to make too many bad decisions.
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What's more intimate?
Posted:Feb 24, 2021 4:01 pm
Last Updated:Oct 13, 2021 5:50 am
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A hug?
A kiss?
Giving/receiving oral?
Penetration from behind?

What order?
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I've Been Thinking...
Posted:Feb 12, 2021 7:38 am
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2021 12:57 pm
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I've been thinking about putting a parody profile together. The problem is are too many people on here that would take seriously. I have a hard enough time not offending anyone with what I post on a real profile. My sense of humor is not everyone's cup of tea.
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Another have you ever...
Posted:Feb 1, 2021 2:33 pm
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2021 9:57 am
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Have you ever had a cat or that was kind of shy and frightened when you first meet them or hold out her hand to them. It takes a little while to earn their trust until they warm up to you. There are a lot of humans like that. I swear I ran into one the other day.
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Have you ever...?
Posted:Jan 26, 2021 10:12 am
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2021 7:16 am
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Have you ever met with someone from here and it didn't turn out way you expected? has happened a few times a long while back.

One time, at band camp...
I had a few very flirty online conversations with a pretty red head girl. We were meet for dinner and drinks, go a game roo. a local brand Dave and Busters kind of place... and then take from there. was an actual date. At first, I was kind of happy and turned by her energy. She was . And talked a lot. A lot. Then as we cocktailed, she talked more and more. I don't know if was nervous energy, but I expected subside a little as night went . Then she said, "Well, I talked enough. Tell what you're thinking." My mouth started form first in sentence and she was off races again. talk talk talk. "This one time" this, "this one time" that. She was cute. Very pretty actually. She wore me out and I kind of lost interest. so nothing happened between her and I.

And another time...
I met a couple one day. I was kind of excited meet them. We had a great online conversation. They met me at the door. If wasn't for nearly naked couple there meet me, I would have thought I was at wrong house. They looked nothing like their photos. There was some resemblance, but the pictures had to be at least years old. And time was not kind...
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Places We Have Sex
Posted:Jan 8, 2021 11:41 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2021 5:34 am
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Every now and then I see a poll on here asking where you have sex. I'm wondering if you have ever had a favorite piece of furniture to have sex on, or a favorite surface (carpet, vinyl, leather, etc).

We had a favorite sofa. No other other sofa or any other furniture we have had has stacked up to that sofa. It was just the right depth and height. Even the arms of the darned thing were just the right height and proportions. The back leaned back at the right angle, the seat height was just the right distance off the floor. Even the cushion density was just right. Sex on that thing was amazing. It was also a good napping couch.

We eventually had to get rid of it. It got pretty shabby and, of course, if we had people over, it wouldn't look that hot. It was well-loved (or better to say it was well-lusted). I suppose we could have gotten a cover for it, but we pretty much wore that thing out.
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I Want Answers!
Posted:Dec 21, 2020 8:16 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2020 2:31 am
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I have some big life questions that occur to me in the shower for some reason. Anyone car to help with an answer?

Why do showers need to be cleaned? Water, soap, shampoo... everything you need for a clean surface, yet I still need to scrub it out now and then.

Naval lint. Where does it come from? I'm clean. So are my shirts. I have a lint trap in the dryer. But every day it collects on my person and I must remove it. Why?

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

There is one thing I hate about traveling by plane. I love flight. Aviation is my thing. The airport is fun because I enjoy people watching, airport food, and the hustle and bustle. Parking my car scares me. "Terminal Parking" sounds ominous to me. Think about when you hear the word terminal... Never followed by anything good. The thought that always come across my mind is "will this be the last time I see my car? Will I lose it to terminal parking?" I'll admits its ridiculous, but that's what I think about.
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What if It Was Polite...
Posted:Dec 7, 2020 9:24 am
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2020 9:04 am
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What if it was polite to just invite yourself over? Can you imagine the upside down world we would be living in? That would be especially intriguing on a website like this. It certainly would increase the number of hook-ups if it was part of the social contract we would agree to when joining a site like this if the invitation was automatically implied. It would eliminate the "all talk" types and complaints of that.

It would also cause a lot more problems. What you say to someone would matter Everything you say would matter!
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Too Good To Be True
Posted:Dec 7, 2020 8:57 am
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2020 11:35 am
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Or... Sure, I'm Just That Lucky

Sometimes I'm more fascinated with fake profiles than I am real profiles.
A local woman with European-style appliances and power outlets in the background.
Profiles photos with perfect lighting and exposure.
A very sophisticated looking woman or dude in a nearby po-dunk town.
A profile that has a "firstname_Lastname" handle.
Videos with perfect lighting.
Wanting a warm, long term relationship.
She's caring, giving, warm-hearted (stated in profile's first sentence)
They are from Columbus, OH, or some other secondary city, they have flirted with me and are between the ages of 26 and 34.

There's more, I'm sure.

On another note. What do women think of men in women's underwear? I don't wear. I know some who do. Good thing? Bad thing? Let me know.
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It has happened again
Posted:Dec 1, 2020 11:46 am
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2020 7:16 am
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I hired wrong. I did it again. I made the mistake of hiring a woman that is distractingly sexy. She isn't conventionally the most attractive, but she exudes sexuality. This is going to be an issue.
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There's Something About Hand Sanitizer
Posted:Nov 23, 2020 9:24 am
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2021 12:59 pm
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You know that scene in There's Something About Mary where he's in the bathroom and loses track of where something squirted?

Happened to me today, only with hand sanitizer. There was a little clog in the tip of the pump-thingy so it squirted kind of sideways. I couldn't find it anywhere. Then someone asked, what's all over your jacket? I answered, "well, it isn't hair gel." Nuthin'. Not a laugh or a giggle. Oh well.
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