Friends...ok, still gonna laugh!  

80sbaby71 50F
7758 posts
6/5/2012 6:45 am
Friends...ok, still gonna laugh!

Ok, so I got lucky last night. NO, not that kinda lucky. Although it woulda been fun on both our parts!

A friend that I haven't really talked to in awhile called me up and we chatted. Caught up on each other, etc.

And he let me know that he is in a "relationship". Congratulations!!! I am happy for him. I really am. At one point we were seeing each other pretty regularly. But I think it worked out that we were meant to be friends. Great guy who will make some lady very happy.

So...on to the good stuff.



We talk sex. I mean hello! Sex is good! Sometimes very good! Except when you aren't getting any! We talked about everything in between relating to sex. And somehow we wound up talking about virginity.

Now I am 40. He is older . In today's day and age virginity in most adults is hard to find. I admire anyone who stays pure. I do, becuase me...I kinda like sex.

So that got me thinking. How do men....especially men who have a very high sex drive date virgins? How do women....again with high sex drives date virgins? That would be HARD!

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On a side note...

I will tell you this...but you have to stand on one foot, close your left eye, stick out your tongue and promise not to laugh!

Yesterday while mini me and I were out shopping around for some odds and ends....

The young woman at the register (mid 20s) asked what year I was born. Not thinking anything, I replied 1971. "Ok, just checking to see if I needed to give you the senior citizen discount."

I wanted to cry! Mini me is rolling on the floor laughing her furry little butt off!



PonyGirl1965 56F
21477 posts
6/6/2012 1:34 am

Her ... butt ... is furry?


80sbaby71 50F
5516 posts
6/6/2012 6:49 am

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I know! It was sad...still brings a tear to my eye...


80sbaby71 50F
5516 posts
6/6/2012 6:50 am

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You are a mean, mean old man!!!! BRAT!


80sbaby71 50F
5516 posts
6/6/2012 6:51 am

now YOU have me rolling!


80sbaby71 50F
5516 posts
6/7/2012 12:36 am

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Whatever! Damn like I don't already feel old....


mflater1 71M  
50414 posts
6/7/2012 1:37 pm

I am not going to blow my self up because I am promised 7 virgins in heaven

Who wants one of thoses any ways.

I have to ask for a senior discount at the garden store then they ask me for ID.

When I was younger I would just dry hump them.

That is untill one girl found out how to unbuckle my pants.

This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








80sbaby71 50F
5516 posts
6/11/2012 7:37 pm

    Quoting mflater1:
    I am not going to blow my self up because I am promised 7 virgins in heaven

    Who wants one of thoses any ways.

    I have to ask for a senior discount at the garden store then they ask me for ID.

    When I was younger I would just dry hump them.

    That is untill one girl found out how to unbuckle my pants.
You crack me up!!!!


mflater1 71M  
50414 posts
6/11/2012 8:23 pm

LOL. That is what I am supposed to do.

This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








80sbaby71 50F
5516 posts
6/14/2012 8:03 am

    Quoting mflater1:
    LOL. That is what I am supposed to do.
Well done sir, well done!


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