Life in the Nursery~

Welcome to my little corner of the world. Please feel free to come on in, slip off your clothes and stay for awhile.

What you will read here are just random thoughts, dreams, and fantasys......whatever I choose to write. This is my life.

I tend to write whatever is on my mind, so don't take anything on here personally. I am just being me. I don't write about anyone if you read something and it hits home, I seriously doubt it was about you. If it hurts your feelings I am sorry. Being open and honest is the way I am.

So come in and join me...., I have something special to show in the baby's nursery

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Naughty, naughty
Posted:Oct 10, 2016 11:28 am
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2017 1:42 pm

Oh my...

Seems like the baby has been naughty!

I know! Hard to believe, but it is true! I have been away from my playmates for tooooo long! I am sorry. Really I am.

Life gets in the way. I don't mean to stay away so long. Between work (my boss is no fun ), home....and of course mini me.

Let's see.... My boss.... I think she needs a good fucking! Maybe some one needs to spank her ass. Or better yet...someone needs to bend her over and pull the branch out of her ass! I mean I am old enough to be her mom. Yet, she acts as though she is older. Of course, there are the other days when all she can talk about is crafting beer. Oh....wait...she just got engaged. Yeah... I know, poor bastard!

Home....hubby. I love my hubby. I do. He is awesome. He is a great provider. He cracks me up. He can make me smile....just by osmosis it seems. I can be having a crappy day, then he texts. Just the sound of his text tone...I do love him.

Mini me....well....I....miss the little shit! Off at college. I feel like I lost a part of myself. I mean for along time it was just the two of us against the world. Now, she's too busy at school. Now, don't get me wrong, I am very happy and EXTREMELY proud BUT....I miss her!

Sex.... yeah.... pretty nonexistent. Matter of fact....I am home on fall break. I am all alone... ok, so the cats are giving me the stink eyes. BUT, I pulled out my dildo, my magic wand....a little lube...

So, I miss you all.....and I will be back soon!

Hugs and big wet sloppy kisses from me the baby
Long time, no peek
Posted:Jun 24, 2015 9:47 am
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2018 8:03 pm

Good morning fellow playmates.

Long time no peek! Been awhile now since I have posted. I do stop in and look around every now and then, but haven't been active.

I miss it. The fun. Naughty. Friends.

But, at the same time, I don't miss some of the drama.

I am happy. I married a great guy. I love him. He makes me smile, laugh, feel good...deep down inside.

Life has its ups & downs of course. My oldest is getting married. You would think this would be a joyous occasion. It is not. Oh, don't get me wrong, I am happy for them. Just the bs that's going on with that isn't as much fun. MY is getting married. My ex m-I-l has planned EVERYTHING. I know the date, that it is in the state, the dress, & mini me is in party. I guess I will find out everything else when I receive invitation.

Mini me is PISSED. She's not talking to that side. Yes, it seems like there are sides. The ex is an idiot. He is now engaged (again) to a Filipino. I don't care, I just wish he'd be more involved with HIS !

Ok... I feel better now. Don't know if it was you, the venting....or maybe the magic wand between my legs....
Still kicking
Posted:Apr 25, 2014 9:28 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2014 8:20 pm

Ok, sorry haven't been on in a bit.

Life has it's way of getting in the way at times. Between my now "normal" life with the new hubby, my continuing journey with mini dealing with health issues with my oldest. Not to mention my idiot ex.

I miss my friends. I miss blogging. I miss little things.

On the up the moment I am sitting buckass nekkid in the guest bedroom bed with my trusty wand! I guess that's one of the benefits of snoring

Watched a little mood videos....played a little....decided to pop on and check in. Think dirty thoughts for me my sweet playmates.....and you know i'll think plenty of you!

Sending lots of hugs and plenty of big wet the baby
Snowed in
Posted:Dec 9, 2013 12:44 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2018 8:04 pm
Hello my lovelies....miss me?

Its been awhile. I'm sorry. is now Mon. 12/9....And last started to snow.

Yep. So, my boss sent me home early. No school on Friday. Bedlam on tv on Saturday.....Home on Sunday. No school today....

And guess what?

Just got the call that they've canceled school for tomorrow as well.

I am horny. So, my little mini me, is upstairs doing homework. And little ol baby is laying out on the bed.

Pulled out my toys. Pulled out the lube. Put on a little background (I love playing with myself with porn playing in the background, what can i say....)

Well looks like another snow day. Any ideas of what i should do to amuse myself?

Hugs...and big wet kisses...from me, the baby
Posted:Jun 20, 2013 2:41 pm
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2013 12:31 pm

I bet you all forgot me! Or more likely you thought I had forgotten you. HIGHLY unlikely my sweets.

Life. Married life. Life as a mother. Work. Change in work. Stress.

If anyone understands it is you.

As I lay here typing this. * buck ass nekkid* I am missing my friends. I do. There I said it.

I guess I should update.

For any newbies....

So after a very fast courtship, engagement etc....I got married last 10/13/13. I was in love. I fell hard. Well needless to say, it was an adjustment. Single guy....single mom....soon to be 15 y.o. . Sparks flew.

So newlyweds that we are, we fuck like bunnies. Until 12/2013. I have had some chick issues. Cancer scares, lots of pain, tmi stuff. So I opted to have a hysterectomy. Yeah...kinda screws up your sex life for a wee time.

My job changed. I am still in my little school library. BUT, libraries are not so important to society any longer. So it was decided in our school district that unless your elementary school has at least 1000 little angels (we only had 72, you can only have a part-time me. So now I work at two elem. schools. My original school with a boss I have know for close to 18 years, a new bitch of a principal, and other stress and a smaller school with no organization, no rules, no money...and lots of psycho (no seriously, really bad shits!).

Mini me is good. We've had an eventful summer so far. She was away at a youth thing over Memorial day (Sat., Sun., and Mon.) finished out the school year. Left for Journalism camp the following weekend for a week. Came home for a week. Guess what? She left for church camp on Father's day. So, missing her. Oh...and she is starting drivers ed this coming week when she gets home, lol.

Ok...a little bitch then on to the good stuff. My ex husband is an ass. His parents are asses. They still treat mini me like shit. My (yes, mine....I don't think he deserves the right to call her his) went to journalism camp....she went down into the Moore, OK tornado site. She filmed. She wrote several news stories. We sent them the links. THEY NEVER READ THEM.

Ok, feel better now.

So...sitting here. Home alone every day this week. I am needy. I am horny. I am. So today....I pull out my toys. (honestly can say that hasn't happened in a long time). I put on a little porn (what can I say, I get off on the sound effects) and got down to business. It was wonderful. Ok....except for the moment when my cell buzzed with a message from hubby. "Whatcha doin?"

So, I sit here before you now. Nekkid, wet, and a happy little baby girl!

I am in love. What can I say. I am happy. I will try to stop in a little more often. Peace, love and hoping everyone has some really hot, noisy sex tonight!
Ok, I am tired of waiting!
Posted:Jan 5, 2013 9:13 am
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2013 2:19 pm

Do to the surgery, I haven't had sex in quite a few weeks. Like almost 6 now. And I am tired of waiting.

I am horny. I need to feel the power of the cock. Hubby is being very supportive of the doctor's orders. We snuggle, he plays with the boobs, I fondle his cock, watch him masturbate but nada for me!

I go for my final checkup this coming week. Still on 10 pound weight restrictions til then.

Seriously though...I just want him to look up my skirt and say "Hell ya girl go fuck your man!" Well not quite in those words, but close enough!

Although, dr appt on Thurs., which would mean hot sex all weekend long....right? Nope! Have to do some mini me stuff Fri night, then basically all day Sat is full of mini me important stuff. So the hot, loud sex (YES I ADMIT IT...I AM LOUD, WET, AND DAMN HOT LOVER) will have to wait.

Love, hugs and big wet kisses from me the baby to you....
Still around....kinda
Posted:Nov 27, 2012 3:50 am
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2013 9:04 am

I'm around, kinda.

Haven't been online in awhile, here or anywhere. Get on my phone, check mail...but that is pretty much it.

Lots on my mind. Different stuff.

Quick update:

Marriage is going good. Still getting used to it. He is getting used to having a smartass 15 y.o. stepdaughter.

Having surgery in a little over a week. Hopefully this will help alot of my stress.

Work finally changed on me. Now instead of working at my one elem. school and doing my crosswalk..... I work at my original school on Tues & Thurs. My new school (where the are literally from a whole new world it seems....whips and chains are a must for to deal with these little buggers) I work Mon & Fri, I alternate Wed between the two. It is taking getting used to. Two very different enviroments.

I miss my friends. I don't seem to be able to catch up.

Sadly we were in a car accident a couple of weeks ago. We were rear ended on the interstate. We were stopped due to construction behind us admitted he wasn't paying attention....slammed into us and forced us into car ahead of us. No major injuries luckily. Mini me was in back seat and was taken to ER due to concussion. Now there was a scary moment.....nothing like having to watch your baby (no matter what age) being put into an ambulance. Husbands parents beat the ex & his parents to hospital even though they lived farther away.....very crowded hospital room!

All in all it's good. Helped hubby pick out his new car last night...3 weeks after wreck.

Ok, gotta run. Alarm is gonna go off...time to start the day. Hugs and lots of slobbery kisses from me to you!

*****This post was denied because I used the letter e and the word mail together! lol
Anniversary blog...kinda
Posted:Oct 16, 2012 3:04 pm
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2012 9:07 am
Ok so I have been busy.

Moving, in general as a mom.

Well so my anniversary here came along....and as it so happens it was the same day that I had planned my wedding!

Shocking....because I actually haven't been even on my computer in a bit!!!!

So as of this past Saturday evening...I am now officially married. It was a very quiet ceremony, very few knew. My family that were invited did not show. And later my aunt made a very catty remark on the Bookface to my husbands page. Mini me was a little pissed!

I was lucky enough to have my "sister" and her family there. Another wonder friend. And my husbands family. It was nice.

My oldest in GA was not able to be here but we did skype her in. So I was able to look at my husband, my oldest & my mini me's eyes throughout the ceremony.

I am happy. I think i've married a wonderful man. He makes me smile. I make him laugh...and it's not always when I take off my clothes!

Where do they come up with this?
Posted:Sep 24, 2012 6:08 pm
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2012 2:56 pm

So mini me is now almost 15. We have always talked openly, her and I. So for the most part she understands the ins and outs of the hummingbirds and the bumble bees....

So, today Ms. Mini me and I are walking to our car from the local Wally World. When mini pops me a question.

"Why is it said that black men have large cocks? Why do oriental men have small penis? Are white men in between?" "Why are dogs penis called red rockets?" "How do men make their penis get larger?"

Where did this come from? I mean, I didn't quite know how to answer....

By the way I played dumb. I mean hell, I am a virgin

Ok, stop your laughing!!!!
Yes...It is true...
Posted:Sep 23, 2012 7:49 pm
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2012 2:56 pm

Yes... It is true....

The baby is alive.

Been a rough couple of weeks.

Been trying to get stuff packed in my apt so mini me and I can get moved.

My boss has been out for meetings, which means I am covering her classes and doing my job. Of course the principal isn't happy becuase our circulation numbers are down. Well I can't teach and check out books!!!!

A high school classmate committed suicide. It was hard. She had divorced her husband, messy divorce. Then in the last 6 months the ex took her back to court and took her life...her . She ended up not being able to handle not having her . So she ended her life.

I totally understand having a hard time being w/o my mini me. But at the same time, I don't know that I could kill myself. I don't think I would want my to remember me that way.

I also have a friend who is hurting. So please keep her in your thoughts. Send warm vibes...and maybe a couple of sexy pokes and prods!

I will return soon to my blogging. Been busy...

I love and miss you all Blogland!
For the boys....or not
Posted:Aug 31, 2012 4:39 am
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2012 7:41 pm

Ok, I am not in any way making fun of Rednecks. I consider myself Redneck...hell I do have red blood! I am Indian, the Native American kind that is. And I grew up as a Redneck...literally it seems when I was around my uncle and his sons. So I found this joke to be pretty darn funny! Love to all......


After their 11th , an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more .

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' s

aid the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! '1' '2' '3' '4' '5' ( you'll love this...) At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Parts of Georgia, Missouri , West Virginia,and All of Washington DC.
Sex a day....
Posted:Aug 29, 2012 4:26 pm
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2012 9:08 am

How often, in a 7 day period, do you have sex? I mean is it daily? Every other day....Only on the weekend? So stop and tell me....
EVERY day!
On average every other day
Couple times a week
At least once a week
Other....please explain
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