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Why All The Dick Pics? Mystery Solved!  

RayleneRich 46T  
44 posts
10/27/2021 8:34 pm

Last Read:
8/1/2022 10:30 pm

Why All The Dick Pics? Mystery Solved!


So, I've been wondering why so many dudes post a picture of their dick for their main profile pic instead of a face pic. For your benefit, I have conducted an extensive survey and here are their Top 3 replies :

1. My hair "down there" looks way better than my remaining hair here.

2. I, like many other guys , have a very sensitive government job and have to stay discreet. ( Editor's : Oddly, most everyone was employed by the Department of Bullshit)

3. People are always calling me "Dick Head" so I decided to just embrace it.

Well, there you have it. Also, in the interest of preventing Fake News here at "Raylene's Rants", those stating the beauty of their dick as the reason were excluded from the survey's results.

You're welcome for this information.

Today's Music Suggestion........"Stay" by Shakespears Sister (kinda Halloweenie)

Today's Bad Joke.........How is tofu similar to a dildo? ------ A great Meat Substitute!

Love,
Raylene xxx

bigmorgan424 46M
8 posts
11/9/2021 11:35 am

lol nice post


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