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12954 posts
10/10/2021 3:04 pm

not to make light of your tribulations, but your post is hilarious !

SingleGuyNxtDoor 70M  
106 posts
10/10/2021 3:24 pm

Love it, Love it... LOVE IT!
Great rant.... Especially the Yogi Bear line. Laughed My Ass Off... for two reasons. One, because it was funny, and two because it's so true, so I was laughing with you.

BiggLala 49F  
30157 posts
10/10/2021 7:01 pm

And you guys ask me "Why are you celibate"? 😅 Ssshhh, "And you bought me out of retirement for this BULLSHIT"?
-THIS!!! Been there a few times, and yep...I come out of *retirement* for this?!?!?!

I benched myself, for the third time, January 1, 2017. The way things look, I'll be celibate the rest of my life. I refuse to have shitty sex anymore.

Hope it works out better for you!

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PleasureUdeeper 45M

10/10/2021 7:34 pm

Damn I would love to give you the deep dicking you deserve sexy

MrWrong4RghtNow 55M  
2373 posts
10/10/2021 11:26 pm

Smelly three pumpin' baby dicks....
While I'm cringing at the horrific reality you went through, I can't help but giggle as well. Here's hoping you find someone worthy of your time and attention who realizes a little effort for cleanliness and honesty can go a long way.

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positively4you 72F  
4572 posts
10/11/2021 2:35 am

Oh so funny but sadly true. The burger king sink, lol, that image alone is hilarious.

Owatalife 65M
1699 posts
10/11/2021 1:03 pm

That is a very sad tale of men who are clueless & a very sexy woman who can't catch a break no matter what. I understand staying celibate especially after your long list of cleanliness phobia wasters. That said though maybe at some point your luck will change as there must be a turning point something that will break this spell. Would be a shame to give up hope as you're far too young to become a hibernating curmudgeon hell bent on not pursuing all that this world has to offer. Hang in there I'm sure somebody with enough smarts will come your way & seize the chance to at least put a wide smile on your lovely face.

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