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Nobody Can Do It Just Like Me  

IronMask999 43M
3 posts
5/11/2021 12:09 pm
Nobody Can Do It Just Like Me


Who can turn a curse into a Christmas carol?
Who can see the light staring down a barrel?
Who can make two chords into a melody?
Nobody can do it just like me!

Who can turn the charm with an accent?
Who can get a laugh from Charlie Manson?
Who can turn a ‘no’ into a ‘yesiree’?
Nobody can do it just like !

Who can turn a rainbow something tragic?
Who can give orgasms just like magic?
Who can be<b> obsessed </font></b>with OCD?
Nobody can do it just like me!

Darling, I hope you're smiling...
My precious darling, keep smiling
Because I want you know this: I am your man
And if you still haven't noticed...

Nobody can do it quite like I can!

Who can and miss with such charisma?
Who can get a kiss from a girl’s eczema?
Who can turn twelve steps into one-two-?
Nobody can do it just like !

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HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
5/11/2021 3:46 pm

'The Candy Man' melody plays when I read this.

Go away Sammy !


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