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Dear Mr. Yum (2)  

forbiddenwish 58F
54 posts
10/3/2019 4:08 pm
Dear Mr. Yum (2)


Dear Mr. Yum,

Yoo-Hoo,  Over here Mr. Yum.  I'm am pretty darn sure I saw you again today.   We need to seriously stop having these Missed Connections Mr. Yum.   I'm not sure my heart can handle it.   And my girl parts ?  Well gosh darn Mr. Yum I can only change my panties so many times in one day.  What are you doing to me?   I could swear you are doing it all intentionally.

So was that you I saw at the gas station the other day?  I know it was Mr. Yum.  Definitely You.  I was watching really closely.  I saw you wink at me.  Well pretty sure.  There was that gust of wind and you did rub your eye but I swear you looked up and winked at me.  Maybe both eyes.  My heart went pitter-patter.  I almost dropped the darn nozzle but the attendant was staring at me.  I almost gave her a mean look but I only had eyes for you.   Did you see me wave back Mr Yum?   I was kinda trying to do this one handed thingy but it might have looked a bit unusual Mr. Yum.  That darn wind blew my hair right into my mouth and well the wave kinda might have looked like I was force feeding myself some hair instead of removing it - but I know you saw me Mr. Yum.  You kinda squinted in my direction.  After all,  how many amusing things do you get to see at a gas station Mr. Yum?

So Mr. Yum are you a boxer or brief kinda guy?  Or maybe commando?  Whew - the thought of that is seriously hot Mr. Yum.   The girl parts are zinging now.   Or maybe its those hot flashes but wowza Mr. Yum you take my breath away.   Pssst... I'm always fantasizing about you.  Can't help it Mr. Yum.   Not in a crazy girl weird<b> stalker </font></b>chick way - not me Mr. Yum.  More like in the way I just want to lick you to death kinda way.  You don't think that's over the top - do you Mr. Yum?   

I was at that popular coffee shop the other day Mr. Yum - and I could swear you were in front of me.  Definitely you.   Seriously Mr. Yum - what was that woman doing next to you?  Clearly we seem to be having some trouble with our communication (well ok, we've never actually communicated which is really the main issue) but seriously a babe next to you?   You have your own personal sex slave less than three feet away and you are out with another woman?  Sigh.  Pretty sure she wouldn't do the things I would Mr. Yum.   Pretty sure she doesn't fantasize about every part of your body the same way I do.  Pretty sure her girl parts are probably frozen.  I get it Mr. Yum.  You were trying to make me jealous.   Well you succeeded.  I had to go home and pull out ALL the sex toys.  All three shoeboxes full.  Once wasn't enough, twice wasn't enough and three times might have been too much but Mr. Yum - you were the star of my porn fantasies.   I may never recover from that day.  I might never walk into that coffee shop again for fear of sex toy PTSD.  

I just wanted to make sure you knew I was thinking about you again, Mr. Yum.   I'm a woman of many talents.   Maybe I need to repeat that .... many talents.  Wink, Wink.

Sincerely,
Ms. Curvaceous

rocketman196972 66M

3/15/2020 6:51 am

I've had my own Ms.Yum fantasies and can relate to the sensual inner thoughts that only take flight during sleep. I might actually have Ms. Yum speak to me at the gas pumps, we'd leave and meet somewhere remote to take full advantage of the mutual attraction. Maybe next time


ShaunColt 57M

11/1/2019 1:19 pm

Next time say hello. Just walk up and introduce yourself


HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
10/3/2019 7:13 pm



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