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What do cans and dicks have in common?  

Masters_sl_a_v_e 55F
95 posts
5/5/2020 9:36 pm
What do cans and dicks have in common?
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Masters_sl_a_v_e 55F
143 posts
5/5/2020 9:40 pm

 There appears to be articles written recently on this How To subject which reminds me of the movie "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days".


Cum_Happy 110M
2824 posts
5/6/2020 4:56 am

 I once asked a woman what she holds against small dicks?
She said, nothing!
I was highly insulted!

I would send more dick pics, but I can't find a camera that takes mini pics!
Anything done half-heartedly will net you an equivalent result. ~CH


Masters_sl_a_v_e replies on 5/6/2020 5:22 pm:
Have you tried the old disposable ones?

CumfyCozy2 54F

5/6/2020 6:43 am

 I’m guessing the can has the same IQ as the one taking the photos


Masters_sl_a_v_e replies on 5/6/2020 5:21 pm:

Cum_Happy 110M
2824 posts
5/7/2020 3:32 am

 "Have you tried the old disposable ones?"
Good one!
Anything done half-heartedly will net you an equivalent result. ~CH


missthee 58F  
4511 posts
11/12/2020 11:50 pm

 Depends on whether it's a beer or soda

I've also seen tubes of toothpaste being used.


justme51 72M

3/28/2021 7:13 pm

 No clue lol


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