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A good sick joke, so all you PC people beware!
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A good sick joke, so all you PC people beware! A couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to tinkle." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a nearby hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the shrubbery. As he waits, he can hear the sound of her tight panties rolling down her long legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and his hand touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage that's hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God, Claudette, I had no idea you were actually a man!" "No, you don't understand!" she replies. "I changed my mind, taking a poop instead." |
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2/1/2019 11:34 am |
EEEWWWWWW! LOL!
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Hehe
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2/1/2019 12:04 pm |
Fucking warped...
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2/1/2019 12:25 pm |
Hahahaha fuck that's gross and funny at the same time!
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Not a good surprise at all !!!!
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obviously not diarrhea  but she could use more fiber
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This joke was so good it made me snort laugh. 
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Just wrong  amp;  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Eeeeeeewwwwwww!!!! That was great!!!
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2/1/2019 4:41 pm |
Sweet 😂😂😂😂😂
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haha
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1 post 2/20/2019 10:01 pm |
~^~ ~^~
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3/30/2019 11:55 pm |
That's fuckin' funny! Dirty jokes rule!!
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OMG. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 With me no surprise. Eheheh
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It's nice to know that there are other people that love potty humor as much as I do. I thought this was gut busting, screaming hilarious and can only imagine it happening in real life.
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6/23/2019 9:05 am |
gross
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1 post 7/17/2019 9:20 am |
so that's how you are...I like the kink!
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1 post 7/18/2019 5:27 am |
Msg me😉
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8/17/2019 9:19 am |
OMG!! LOLL soo funny and dirty
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That's a good one.....gross, very gross, but still funny! We both laughed..... It takes a twisted mind to come up with a joke like this!
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After she finished, I'm sure she refused to hold that hand...….
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9/6/2019 4:12 pm |
hahaha. surprise surprise
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Hello ! Thank You for the laugh ! I'm thinking you would be a lot of fun just to be around ! Thanks again !!
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That's a great sick joke. And I don't think it falls into the category of "not politically correct" -- nothing racist about it at all.
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1 post 1/5/2020 7:51 am |
You are so funny...  you make me horny...... /8 =8 \8 ...\8 happym; >>!
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Too Funny...LOL
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That’ll learn him
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That's definitely a shitty joke!
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LMAO - How do you know a person is a Parent? By their Poo stories. LMAO!
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4/2/2021 4:22 pm |
Now that is just WRONG!! but funny all the same!
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4/11/2021 1:01 pm |
good one.
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7/19/2021 8:18 pm |
;!;YOU NEED MENTAL HELP! SICK BITCH! QUEEN HILDA
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12/19/2021 3:29 pm |
thanks for peeking into my profile I AM Standard so was unable to respond
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