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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief
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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief It's been a while since I've made a joke about Donald Trump and his supporters. There are a lot of reasons why men support Donald Trump. Racism bigotry stupidity ignorance. But there are other reasons as well. For example, they identify with Donald Trump because they have small penises. The most recent polls as why men support Donald Trump!? There were many reasons given! But by far the most popular was because they felt a brotherhood with Donald Trump! They were fat and had small penises! Coming in second place was they wish they could fuck Ivanka! I guess that brings up a very important question. If you and Ivanka were the last two people on earth would you fuck her? No, I wouldn't. She is a horrible person. I would let the human race die out. But if it was AOC! Damn yes! I would lick and suck on her all over then fuck her repopulate the Earth! I heard that Donald Trump's dick smells like cheese! Aerosmith - S.O.S (Too Bad) Stagecoach lady, hourglass body Makin' thing's glow in the night Well, she would if she could And she'd be good if she would Only tell her lover, she be out tonight 'Cause I'm a bad A lonely school And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that Salt Lake City, salt lickin' bitties Bogies turn, stinkin' of gin Well, my daddy was hard His face was pretty scarred From kickin' ass to playin' poker to win 'Cause I'm a bad A lonely school And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that It's too bad And it's too bad Can't get me none of that Loose lady My Mama, Katie Chivalry was born at her feet Well, she should have thought twice When Pa showed his dice The night they put my daddy sleep 'Cause I'm a bad A lonely school And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that It's too bad Lord, it's too bad I said it's too bad Lord, it's too bad I said it's too bad It's too bad You know, it's too bad Ah, it's too bad  |
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1/4/2021 12:41 am |
So it's fair to say the reason that people identify with biden is because they agree with Pedophilia? Wait, you don't even need to answer that. It's true because I say it is and that's all that matters. Yep all biden supporters are pedo's . I knew it, and didn't even need facts. Look I'm thinking like a leftest. Look at me go! Look at you a good little sheep with your mask on in a room all by yourself.
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1/3/2021 11:40 pm |
17 days to go
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1/3/2021 11:37 pm |
So it's fair to say the reason that people identify with biden is because they agree with Pedophilia? Wait, you don't even need to answer that. It's true because I say it is and that's all that matters. Yep all biden supporters are pedo's . I knew it, and didn't even need facts. Look I'm thinking like a leftest. Look at me go! Look at you a good little sheep with your mask on in a room all by yourself.
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1/3/2021 9:47 pm |
So it's fair to say the reason that people identify with biden is because they agree with Pedophilia? Wait, you don't even need to answer that. It's true because I say it is and that's all that matters. Yep all biden supporters are pedo's . I knew it, and didn't even need facts. Look I'm thinking like a leftest. Look at me go! Look at you a good little sheep with your mask on in a room all by yourself.
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17 days to go
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You're boring, and desperate for attention; what is it with you betas? Go LARP some more; maybe the antifa cucks will let you have some pity sex.
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this one is full of shit
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1/3/2021 3:50 pm |
I guess that brings up a very important question. If you and Ivanka were the last two people on earth would you fuck her? No, I wouldn't. She is a horrible person. I would let the human race die out. But if it was AOC! Damn yes! I would lick and suck on her all over then fuck her to repopulate the Earth!
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1/3/2021 3:21 pm |
Aerosmith - S.O.S (Too Bad) Stagecoach lady, hourglass body Makin' thing's glow in the night Well, she would if she could And she'd be good if she would Only tell her lover, she be out tonight 'Cause I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that Salt Lake City, salt lickin' bitties Bogies hun, stinkin' of gin Well, my daddy was hard His face was pretty scarred From kickin' ass to playin' poker to win 'Cause I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that It's too bad And it's too bad Can't get me none of that Loose old lady My Mama, Katie Chivalry was born at her feet Well, she should have thought twice When Pa showed his dice The night they put my daddy to sleep 'Cause I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that It's too bad Lord, it's too bad I said it's too bad Lord, it's too bad I said it's too bad It's too bad You know, it's too bad Ah, it's too bad
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Well that's interesting I can't imagine anyone wanting to identify with him.. ..lolSeduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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1/3/2021 3:11 pm |
Coming in second place was they wish they could fuck Ivanka!
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1/3/2021 3:01 pm |
The most recent polls as to why men support Donald Trump!? There were many reasons given! But by far the most popular was because they felt a brotherhood with Donald Trump! They were fat and had small penises!
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1/3/2021 2:46 pm |
It's been a while since I've made a joke about Donald Trump and his supporters. There are a lot of reasons why men support Donald Trump. Racism bigotry stupidity ignorance. But there are other reasons as well. For example, they identify with Donald Trump because they have small penises. Aerosmith - S.O.S (Too Bad)
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