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Blogs > rick315875 > The Storyteller

Donald Trump - cOMIC relief  

rick315875 65M
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5/24/2020 7:05 am

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5/24/2020 8:44 pm
Donald Trump - cOMIC relief

After Melania tucks Barron into bed. Barron says Mommy I don't think I want to be like Daddy when I grow up! Why is that honey? Because the at school say that Daddy is a fucking asshole and a complete loser! And a lot of the say that Daddy has a tiny little dick! Is that true Mommy?! I'm afraid it is dear!

And a lot of the say that you don't like Daddy and you wouldn't fuck him if he was the last man on earth! Yes that's true as well. Why Mommy?! Because he's a big fat pig and not very attractive and has a tiny little dick! Sorry to be so honest with you. But it's time for you to know the truth about your father!
rick315875 65M

5/24/2020 8:44 pm
    Quoting thikhead:
    although a fan, kinda gotta agree on this point. while fun,

    its not making people who have no faith in him now have any less,
    its if the trump-suckers arent swayed by facts, they sure arent going to
    enbrace anything that gives them fuel to call everyone else
    "trump-haters".

    keep the humor coming, but make it a little more relevant?

    for example, i thought youd GO TO TOWN
    on trumps comments on sessions,
    whom HE appointed,
    maybe making a joke saying he tried to
    blame sessions on "obamagate"?
Good point I will take it into consideration.


rick315875 65M

5/24/2020 8:40 pm
    Quoting tresennui:
    Unfortunately, I can not find anything humorous if his name is attached to it. Nothing about him (even jokingly) can be considered funny. 😰😒😷😬
I certainly understand how you feel. And can agree with your sentiment. Making fun of him does help me relieve those feelings.


rick315875 65M

5/24/2020 8:35 pm
    Quoting pocogato12:
    I am not doing politics on here but this is funny
Thank you my friend


rick315875 65M

5/24/2020 8:34 pm
    Quoting LikeallFriction:
    LOL Rick, well put yet again! As for your friend bilovie, he's wrong again. Little dick man trump was handed a fortune by his dad and as they say, money makes money. Looks like they both know fuck all !!!
Thanks. Yes is father gave him money to create his businesses and still somehow managed to go bankrupt six times. He's not such a great businessman. His claim to fame is cheating people out of their money.


rick315875 65M

5/24/2020 8:29 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Oh my friend this is priceless, my hubby and I are both.. over this one thanks for the morning laughs..
You are welcome my friend. I'm glad it made you and hubby laugh. We could all use a good laugh when it comes to Donald Trump!


thikhead 67M
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5/24/2020 8:28 pm
    Quoting thikhead:
    although a fan, kinda gotta agree on this point. while fun,

    its not making people who have no faith in him now have any less,
    its if the trump-suckers arent swayed by facts, they sure arent going to
    enbrace anything that gives them fuel to call everyone else
    "trump-haters".

    keep the humor coming, but make it a little more relevant?

    for example, i thought youd GO TO TOWN
    on trumps comments on sessions,
    whom HE appointed,
    maybe making a joke saying he tried to
    blame sessions on "obamagate"?
i said that wrong,

OF COURSE the trump-ass-lickers are going to embrace this
as an example of how ANY criticism of trump is "trump-hate".

i meant to say it will not reach them
as far as being open-minded (as opposed to being empty-headed)
when it comes to any evidence as to the travesty of law, justice and
peoples safety that trump embodies.
"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


rick315875 65M

5/24/2020 8:23 pm
    Quoting bilover1916:
    lol wow just when you think the king of lame jokes is done he tells yet another lane joke .I quess being sexualy frustrated makes this person thinks he funny very sad.Trump is the leader of the free world has made his fortune while some people live in a trailer in a southern state probably has at least one tooth in his mouth is so jealous because he is a low life he must make lame joke about Trump sad very sad .Well I quess when your on a sexsite and still cantt get laid you have lot's of free time lmfao.
Here's another joke for you. When a Trump supporter was asked how the coronavirus was affecting their business? They said business is booming! More people are doing meth than ever!


rick315875 65M

5/24/2020 8:16 pm
    Quoting bilover1916:
    lol wow just when you think the king of lame jokes is done he tells yet another lane joke .I quess being sexualy frustrated makes this person thinks he funny very sad.Trump is the leader of the free world has made his fortune while some people live in a trailer in a southern state probably has at least one tooth in his mouth is so jealous because he is a low life he must make lame joke about Trump sad very sad .Well I quess when your on a sexsite and still cantt get laid you have lot's of free time lmfao.
To probably have at least one tooth in my mouth implies that I could have many more. I think you may have unwittingly described your typical Trump supporter.


thikhead 67M
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5/24/2020 6:23 pm
    Quoting tresennui:
    Unfortunately, I can not find anything humorous if his name is attached to it. Nothing about him (even jokingly) can be considered funny. 😰😒😷😬
although a fan, kinda gotta agree on this point. while fun,

its not making people who have no faith in him now have any less,
its if the trump-suckers arent swayed by facts, they sure arent going to
enbrace anything that gives them fuel to call everyone else
"trump-haters".

keep the humor coming, but make it a little more relevant?

for example, i thought youd GO TO TOWN
on trumps comments on sessions,
whom HE appointed,
maybe making a joke saying he tried to
blame sessions on "obamagate"?
"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


tresennui 69F  
2482 posts
5/24/2020 1:59 pm

 Unfortunately, I can not find anything humorous if his name is attached to it. Nothing about him (even jokingly) can be considered funny. 😰😒😷😬
Tresennui
Succumbing to Curiosity...read me at tresennui


Brownie202 67F  
2680 posts
5/24/2020 12:09 pm
    Quoting bilover1916:
    lol wow just when you think the king of lame jokes is done he tells yet another lane joke .I quess being sexualy frustrated makes this person thinks he funny very sad.Trump is the leader of the free world has made his fortune while some people live in a trailer in a southern state probably has at least one tooth in his mouth is so jealous because he is a low life he must make lame joke about Trump sad very sad .Well I quess when your on a sexsite and still cantt get laid you have lot's of free time lmfao.
So far you are the only one who thinks it is lame. How original saying the op lives in the trailer with one tooth and is jealous. Best you can do?
Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
5/24/2020 11:53 am

 I am not doing politics on here but this is funny
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LikeallFriction 57M
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5/24/2020 9:33 am

 LOL Rick, well put yet again! As for your friend bilovie, he's wrong again. Little dick man trump was handed a fortune by his dad and as they say, money makes money. Looks like they both know fuck all !!!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
5/24/2020 9:05 am

 Oh my friend this is priceless, my hubby and I are both.. over this one thanks for the morning laughs..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


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