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Blogs > rick315875 > The Storyteller

Donald Trump - cOMIC relief  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
5/1/2020 5:00 am

Last Read:
5/3/2020 11:09 am
Donald Trump - cOMIC relief

Donald Trump at home after a hard day's work of doing absolutely nothing!

Melania says here you go honey. Here's your crayon box and coloring book! 

Thank you, Mommy, I mean Melania! 

Donald Trump sits to spend some time coloring in pictures in his coloring book. Afterward, he turns on Fox News and begins vomiting out endless nonsensical tweets babblings from a five-year-old ! 

Melania returns to the bedroom. Here you go, honey! Your milk and cookies! 

Thank you, Mommy, I mean Melania! 

After his milk and cookies, Melania tucks him into bed and reads him a bedtime story. Donald Trump drifts off to sleep dreaming about castles and fairytale princesses . . .
rick315875 65M

5/3/2020 4:01 am
    Quoting rick315875:
    Hey Melania, after his milk and cookies don't forget for him to brush his teeth and go pee pee! You don't want him to get any cavities or to wet the bed!
Yes of course always! Nothing worse than his nasty breath and him wetting the bed!


rick315875 65M

5/3/2020 3:55 am

 Hey Melania, after his milk and cookies don't forget for him to brush his teeth and go pee pee! You don't want him to get any cavities or to wet the bed!


rick315875 65M

5/3/2020 2:49 am
    Quoting rick315875:
    Hey Melania, do you ever have sex with him after you read him a bedtime story?
Yes sometimes. He lies there like a beached whale and I climb on top of him and get it over with!


rick315875 65M

5/3/2020 2:26 am

 Hey Melania, do you ever have sex with him after you read him a bedtime story?


thikhead 67M
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3346 posts
5/2/2020 9:15 am
    Quoting DocnShae:
    Please return your stimulus check!
what a lame response.

CONGRESS created the relief bill, NOT trump.

heres an idea, instead of the the check,

return the 1,000s of lives that could have been saved

if trump started doing something useful in february

instead of campaigning.

yeah, id give the check back for that
"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


rick315875 65M

5/1/2020 11:29 pm
    Quoting DocnShae:
    Please return your stimulus check!
Yes I got my stimulus check. Thanks for asking.


rick315875 65M

5/1/2020 11:28 pm
    Quoting Brownie202:
    Also dreams about the dungeons and who it wants to put in there.
Yes dreams of a wannabe dictatorship


rick315875 65M

5/1/2020 11:26 pm
    Quoting  :
You can call it TDS. But I call it seriously concerned about the state of our country with a president who is totally incompetent. It has made me realize that just about anybody can be president. Because Donald Trump has set the bar so low!


rick315875 65M

5/1/2020 11:23 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Lmfao @ Mommy.. that is too funny my friend..
I was watching the news feeling angry and depressed with all the stupid things happening. I always use humor to help myself feel better. Make myself laugh. Happy weekend my friend


thikhead 67M
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5/1/2020 11:14 am
    Quoting  :
whether its actual facts, or jokes in this case,
your brain-washed robot response is always the same.
when was the last time you actually had an original thought?

and you "quote" an IMAGINARY mental disease
to TRY to discredit those smarter than you?

you say "iwant2learnit" ? and "try to learn something . . ." ?

apparently, these are just empty words coming from you.
coming from an empty head . . .
"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


DocnShae 64M/65F

5/1/2020 9:12 am

 Please return your stimulus check!


Brownie202 67F  
2680 posts
5/1/2020 6:42 am

 Also dreams about the dungeons and who it wants to put in there.
Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
5/1/2020 5:48 am

 Lmfao @ Mommy.. that is too funny my friend..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


rick315875 65M

5/1/2020 5:01 am

 In case words get deleted

Donald Trump at home after a hard day's work of doing absolutely nothing!

Melania says here you go honey. Here's your crayon box and coloring book! 

Thank you, Mommy, I mean Melania! 

Donald Trump sits to spend some time coloring in pictures in his coloring book. Afterward, he turns on Fox News and begins vomiting out endless nonsensical tweets babblings from a five-year-old child! 

Melania returns to the bedroom. Here you go, honey! Your milk and cookies! 

Thank you, Mommy, I mean Melania! 

After his milk and cookies, Melania tucks him into bed and reads him a bedtime story. Donald Trump drifts off to sleep dreaming about castles and fairytale princesses . . .


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