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The Biggest Critic
The Biggest Critic People with know, your will be your biggest critic. They notice every flaw. They will verbalize their disgust at seeing you with an eye booger in the corner of your eye. They gasp in horror when you come home from work and they don't like what you wore. Because, of course, they are the epitome of what's current. I took the Spawn to the lake last night to cool off and relax. It was a field day for my biggest critic. "Why are you wearing green eye shadow??" She was leaned forward, lips pursed in disgust. "Why not? Looks good with my blue eyes." Actually, I wore a green shirt to work today and it looked nice with the eye shadow. "It makes you look forty. " She was now openly scoffing, turning her face in a dramatic gesture of disapproval. "That's great! Now I don't feel forty 6" I was being a smart ass, her expression was priceless and I started laugh. "Just because you ARE in your forties doesn't mean you need look it!" What a little shit! TGIF |
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my daughter has grown up hearing that it is the parents job to embarrass the child as often as possible. to this end, she does not make comments because she knows i will make worse comments back.
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my daughter has grown up hearing that it is the parents job to embarrass the child as often as possible. to this end, she does not make comments because she knows i will make worse comments back.
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40 or 46, it don't matter. if you still turning heads, that a good thing.
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6/20/2020 8:32 am |
40 or 46, it don't matter. if you still turning heads, that a good thing.
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Well... If green makes you look forty - see if you can stick with it. Nothing wrong with looking forty - when you're sixty.
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Well... If green makes you look forty - see if you can stick with it. Nothing wrong with looking forty - when you're sixty. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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she can push those buttons have a great weekend!!! hmm be safe Sia - "Buttons" You got me pushing imaginary buttons Step away from me lover, away from me lover You got me counting imaginary school children Get away from me lover, away from me lover Yes, I can see that your carpet is animated Walk away from me lover, away from me lover Yes, I see open wounds in everyone I've dated Away from me lover, get away from me lover I am no good for you I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do I am no good for you I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do
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Your spawn is a cheeky mare
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It's probably too late to trade her in for a different model. lol You know that even in 10, 15 or even 20 years she's still going to be giving you attitude and shit....right? Cause she's your kid and she can. lol But at the end of the day, she loves you, so it's good.
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Yes, the 5" inseam. They are short. She's lucky I'm not wearing my jean cutoffs. They have about a 2" inseam.
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she might have thought eyeshadow was too much for that time of day. besides kids will say whatever comes outta their mouth first. daughter or not, be glad you have a bff that's looking out for ya.
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You've got gorgeous eyes.......and you look much younger than 40. Yer girl's just trying to get a rise out of you!
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She's a stinker, but she loves her Momma. She was super concerned last night because I didn't bring the sunscreen. She was worried I was going to get a burn... And kept telling me to get in the shade.
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she can push those buttons have a great weekend!!! hmm be safe Sia - "Buttons" You got me pushing imaginary buttons Step away from me lover, away from me lover You got me counting imaginary school children Get away from me lover, away from me lover Yes, I can see that your carpet is animated Walk away from me lover, away from me lover Yes, I see open wounds in everyone I've dated Away from me lover, get away from me lover I am no good for you I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do I am no good for you I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Your spawn is a cheeky mare
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It's probably too late to trade her in for a different model. lol You know that even in 10, 15 or even 20 years she's still going to be giving you attitude and shit....right? Cause she's your kid and she can. lol But at the end of the day, she loves you, so it's good.
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6/19/2020 12:38 pm |
Are they the shorter ones? I'm still a fan of the above knee shorts on a guy.. . Ooh la la!
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she might have thought eyeshadow was too much for that time of day. besides kids will say whatever comes outta their mouth first. daughter or not, be glad you have a bff that's looking out for ya.
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You've got gorgeous eyes.......and you look much younger than 40. Yer girl's just trying to get a rise out of you!
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My oldest g-girl, with her hair dyed blue, expresses her distaste for my soccer shorts with a resounding "whatever".
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6/19/2020 4:08 am |
My oldest g-girl, with her hair dyed blue, expresses her distaste for my soccer shorts with a resounding "whatever".
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