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Anyone got a snickers?
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Anyone got a snickers? We've all seen the commercials.... Random individuals get hangry, they turn into the likes of Joe Peshi and Roseanne Bar, someone gives them a snicker bar, they go back to being themselves. If only I could be a cool hangry like that! While others become hostile and angry, no regard for human life, I become one of the three stooges. Bumbling around, awkwardly trying to put a swiffer pad on a duster wand and tripping over my own feet. The only thing missing was a giant hammer to smash my thumb with. When my stomach growled as I somehow managed to rip the tines of the swiffer wand THROUGH the duster pad, I knew I had to get something to eat. And, no, it was not a snicker bar. |
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2/12/2020 3:08 am |
Come back to IM...would love to chat.
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Aren't they though?! My favorite is the Brady Bunch one.
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it sounds like you Hulked out, did you turn green?
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2/11/2020 4:58 am |
it sounds like you Hulked out, did you turn green?
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I normally start to crave pussy x 
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sometimes you just got to fill that void candy bars don't do it for me I do luv chocolate, but, when I'm hungry I need some real food no cherry pez, no twinkies, no m&ms, no fake cola wax bottles with sugar filled liquid inside (although, I loved those as a kid), no chips give me some Ramen noodles, peanut butter crackers, fruit, and, I'm in reminded me of this Tisha Campbell-Martin, Rick Moranis, ... - "Feed Me (Git It)" Feed me Feed me Feed me Feed me, Seymour. Feed me all night long. "That's right, boy!" You can do it... Feed me, Seymour. Feed me all night long... 'Cause if you feed me, Seymour, I can grow up, big and strong. Would you like a Cadillac car? Or a guest-shot on Jack Paar? How about a date with Hedy Lamarr... You gonna git it. How'd ya like to be a big wheel? Dining out, for every meal. I'm the plant can make it all real. You're gonna git it. Hey, I'm your genie. I'm your friend. I'm your willin' slave... Take a chance, feed me, yeah. You know the kinda eats, The kinda ret-hot treats, The kinda sticky licky, sweets I crave...  Just watched that the other day.....Ramen Noodles - my daughters favorite food. LOL My go-to food is peanut butter and jelly. Yum!!
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I love frozen snickers bars.
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2/10/2020 9:59 pm |
I normally start to crave pussy x
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sometimes you just got to fill that void candy bars don't do it for me I do luv chocolate, but, when I'm hungry I need some real food no cherry pez, no twinkies, no m&ms, no fake cola wax bottles with sugar filled liquid inside (although, I loved those as a kid), no chips give me some Ramen noodles, peanut butter crackers, fruit, and, I'm in reminded me of this Tisha Campbell-Martin, Rick Moranis, ... - "Feed Me (Git It)" Feed me Feed me Feed me Feed me, Seymour. Feed me all night long. "That's right, boy!" You can do it... Feed me, Seymour. Feed me all night long... 'Cause if you feed me, Seymour, I can grow up, big and strong. Would you like a Cadillac car? Or a guest-shot on Jack Paar? How about a date with Hedy Lamarr... You gonna git it. How'd ya like to be a big wheel? Dining out, for every meal. I'm the plant can make it all real. You're gonna git it. Hey, I'm your genie. I'm your friend. I'm your willin' slave... Take a chance, feed me, yeah. You know the kinda eats, The kinda ret-hot treats, The kinda sticky licky, sweets I crave... To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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2/10/2020 8:53 pm |
I love frozen snickers bars.
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It used to be marketed in the UK (at least) as a Marathon bar - can't say I was ever much of a fan.
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You are so funny...lol. Which celebrity would you want a one night stand with?
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great adds... 😊
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I LOVE those commercials!
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Funny
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Funny
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great adds... 😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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2/10/2020 3:36 pm |
You are so funny...lol. Which celebrity would you want a one night stand with?
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It used to be marketed in the UK (at least) as a Marathon bar - can't say I was ever much of a fan.
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noy gonna touch that with a ten foot pole, nor an Heated Affairs type of reply lmao
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noy gonna touch that with a ten foot pole, nor an Heated Affairs type of reply lmao
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