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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

How do YOU cook your turkey??  

secret_lade 49F
14311 posts
11/27/2019 3:31 am
How do YOU cook your turkey??

Need some turkey tips folks!!

This girl isn't the best cook and I've cooked very few turkeys on my own.... But I'm attempting it on my own this year. Asking in advance so I can create a plan for tomorrow.

Wish me luck!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/28/2019 11:51 am
    Quoting easy_going2014:
    "Honey Baked Ham"

    they have turkey and ham

    and gravy

    hmm, hmm, tastes good

    reminded me of this

    Cledus T. Judd - "Bake Me a Country Ham"

    I was sitting there, with my fork in hand
    Staring at my lousy ravioli can
    As she walked right in and said to me
    Is there any way that I can make your day complete
    I told her if there's anyway you can
    Could you grease up that old metal roasting pan
    And bake me a country ham
    Honey glazed with a side of yams
    Leave it in till it's golden brown
    Pineapples all the way around
    Let the sweet smell fill the air
    Serve it to me in my underwear
    I'm tired of eating imitation Spam
    Could you bake me a country ham
Yum.... I like honey baked ham too.


easy_going2014 57M
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14366 posts
11/27/2019 9:15 pm

 "Honey Baked Ham"

they have turkey and ham

and gravy

hmm, hmm, tastes good

reminded me of this

Cledus T. Judd - "Bake Me a Country Ham"

I was sitting there, with my fork in hand
Staring at my lousy ravioli can
As she walked right in and said to me
Is there any way that I can make your day complete
I told her if there's anyway you can
Could you grease up that old metal roasting pan
And bake me a country ham
Honey glazed with a side of yams
Leave it in till it's golden brown
Pineapples all the way around
Let the sweet smell fill the air
Serve it to me in my underwear
I'm tired of eating imitation Spam
Could you bake me a country ham
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Good luck!!!


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
11/27/2019 3:36 pm
    Quoting secret_lade:
    Yikes! Not supposed to get yourself caught...
ha.. I know.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/27/2019 3:36 pm
    Quoting talkdirty2me51:
    I "Set it and Forget it" works very well. Happy Turkey Day sweetheart
Happy Turkey Day to you too!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/27/2019 3:33 pm
    Quoting Heathen_G:
    How do YOU cook your turkey?? ..... Get caught banging the neighbors wife..... or maybe that's getting your goose cooked....
Yikes! Not supposed to get yourself caught...


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
11/27/2019 3:30 pm

 How do YOU cook your turkey?? ..... Get caught banging the neighbors wife..... or maybe that's getting your goose cooked....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/27/2019 3:17 pm
    Quoting KX450F2016:
    Yes, I was referring to the TV dinner. LOL. As for me, I am headed to Cheboygan tomorrow.
I usually do non traditioal stuff... Last year I had a roast. I'm feeling a little nervous about this one.


KX450F2016 55M
193 posts
11/27/2019 3:03 pm

 Yes, I was referring to the TV dinner. LOL. As for me, I am headed to Cheboygan tomorrow.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/27/2019 8:04 am
    Quoting 6inchjoey:
    I thought you be hiding out as I hear there looking for turkeys..
I should be hiding out!! It's crazy out here today!


6inchjoey 54M
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11/27/2019 5:46 am

 I thought you be hiding out as I hear there looking for turkeys..


talkdirty2me51 63M
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11/27/2019 5:13 am

 Set it and Forget it here


talkdirty2me51 63M
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11/27/2019 5:12 am

 I "Set it and Forget it" works very well. Happy Turkey Day sweetheart


talkdirty2me51 63M
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11/27/2019 5:12 am

 I "Set it and Forget it" works very well. Happt Turcky Day sweetheart


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/27/2019 5:09 am
    Quoting Heathen_G:
    Order two large pizza's and call the holiday good.
I have done that.... My first thanksgiving after my divorce, actually. I had to work and it was just me.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/27/2019 5:07 am
    Quoting coffeebuddy4u:
    Make sure the bird is thawed. You should have taken it out Friday from the freezer and left it in the frig. Then figure out 2o minutes per pound at 350 degrees to cook it. So a 10 pound turkey will take just over 3 hours. If you are smart you'll get one of the birds with a pop stick that will pop out when the bird is done making you look like a pro. The bags do help keep it moist and juicy. Clean out the turkey, and remove the plastic. I do a rub like a chicken. I've never done the brine soak (Way too much salt for my liking). And enjoy.
I did take it out Friday. A coworker told me she makes hers with bacon, have you ever tried that? I plan on picking a bag up today after work....


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
11/27/2019 5:02 am

 Order two large pizza's and call the holiday good.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/27/2019 4:50 am
    Quoting dwz5234:
    Look Up A Garbage Can Turkey
I will, thank you.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/27/2019 4:49 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    When we did have Turkey I would bake it in the oven.
Seeing as that is my only option.... I see that happening. Lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/27/2019 4:48 am
    Quoting  :
My ex-husband used to do a lot of the cooking.... He would always cook the turkey. I don't work and have the kids this year so I thought I would get traditional. Ugh.... I should have started smaller.


coffeebuddy4u 54M

11/27/2019 4:28 am

 Make sure the bird is thawed. You should have taken it out Friday from the freezer and left it in the frig. Then figure out 2o minutes per pound at 350 degrees to cook it. So a 10 pound turkey will take just over 3 hours. If you are smart you'll get one of the birds with a pop stick that will pop out when the bird is done making you look like a pro. The bags do help keep it moist and juicy. Clean out the turkey, and remove the plastic. I do a rub like a chicken. I've never done the brine soak (Way too much salt for my liking). And enjoy.


Breastlover48 63M  
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11/27/2019 4:12 am

 cooking bag


KX450F2016 55M
193 posts
11/27/2019 4:09 am

 Swanson!! LMAO.... sorry... first thing that came to mind!


secret_lade replies on 11/27/2019 5:10 am:
TV dinner?

OralXpert216 49M
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11/27/2019 4:04 am

 Deep fried


anastyboy4u 57M
11 posts
11/27/2019 3:59 am

 ddep fried in beer keg juicy and tender like you blog


dwz5234 71M
2394 posts
11/27/2019 3:58 am

 Look Up A Garbage Can Turkey


mc_justmc 63M

11/27/2019 3:56 am

 When we did have Turkey I would bake it in the oven.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/27/2019 3:32 am

 Turkey tips..... And, go!!


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