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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

At long last....  

secret_lade 49F
14388 posts
11/29/2016 7:20 pm
At long last....
I finally got a chance to see my new downstairs neighbors in the flesh.

Let's just say, I'm not impressed.

Picture, if you will, a younger, less sophisticated, non cartoon version of Sideshow Bob from 'The Simpsons'.



That is my new downstairs neighbor.

I happened to catch him arguing with his girlfriend at the door, apparently they've only been together for 6 months and they can't seem to agree on anything other than the fact that they don't know why they're still together.

She was a real piece of work, herself.

Neither of them looked showered, I have no idea what decade their clothes were from, and they both looked as though they just stumbled out of a hipster festival somewhere and landed in my hallway, stocking hats and all. I got quite the stare down as I headed down the stairs and breezed past them out the door.

I'm pretty sure they knew exactly who I was.

I give it 4 months and the apartment will be empty once again.....

mc_justmc 63M

11/30/2016 5:39 am

 A lot of those kids look like they shop at Goodwill. Next time you hear them arguing, beat on the walls.


secret_lade replies on 12/1/2016 7:18 pm:
Goodwill is the latest craze for that generation... I can certainly say I don't see what the appeal is. Shabby is the new chic...

dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
11/29/2016 9:28 pm

 even 4 more months of them banging on the wall every time you have sex will seem like an eternity!!!


secret_lade replies on 12/1/2016 7:20 pm:
Eternity, yes!!

redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/29/2016 9:19 pm

 Yet another reason why I'm sooo glad to not be doing the apartment thing.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


secret_lade replies on 12/1/2016 7:23 pm:
I like the idea of not having to worry about snow removal or lawn care... And if something is broken or not working I can just go to the office and get it fixed. Then again, lately I've been kind of missing being able to walk out in my yard or sit on my deck and just watch the sun set without having 9 million eyes on me. I kind of miss having my own home.

able202 63M
3108 posts
11/29/2016 8:52 pm

 you should see me neighbours i'll trade you
Able202


secret_lade replies on 12/1/2016 7:24 pm:
Yikes! You'll need to fill me in. I'd love to hear the back story.

Hardupfosho 48M
1727 posts
11/29/2016 8:33 pm

 Ah well, could be worse - like if he was an upstairs neighbour!


secret_lade replies on 11/29/2016 8:35 pm:
Very true.... at least I don't hear them arguing all the time.

clittywhisperer1 59M
1415 posts
11/29/2016 8:18 pm

 more chlorine for the shallow end of the gene pool is my suggestion


scott6250 61M

11/29/2016 7:59 pm

 What fine neighbors, lol!
"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250


secret_lade replies on 11/29/2016 8:03 pm:
Oh.... They're something, alright. LOL

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