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** Mans Anthem 😋ðŸ‘Đ‍âĪïļâ€ðŸ’‹â€ðŸ‘Đ2ïļâƒĢ  

pal334 69M  
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9/21/2019 4:58 am

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9/22/2019 6:11 am
** Mans Anthem 😋ðŸ‘Đ‍âĪïļâ€ðŸ’‹â€ðŸ‘Đ2ïļâƒĢ
I was looking through the "tube " place. I was in a particularly defiant mood . I was seeking to find a "Mans Anthem". Something to reinforce masculinity. However, I discovered that was a losing proposition , and these two songs were the best I could do . If you "tube" them you will have a great chuckle. Life has changed dramatically. Do you know of any other songs that fit this genre?

The Man song

don't take no crap from anyone else but you,
I wear the pants around here when im finished with your laundry,
Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight,
When I say jump you say, "Yeah Right!"
Im the man of this house until you get home
What I say goes around here right the window,
And I don't want to hear alot of whining so I'll shut up,
The sooner you learn whos boss around here
The sooner you can give me my orders dear,
Cause I'm head huncho around here but its all in my heeeeaaaadddd!!
And I can have sex any time that you want,
Cause I'm a man who has needs but they're not that important,
And don't expect any flowers from me cause if im not mistaken you prefer jewlery,
I'm the king of my castle when your not around,
And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble,
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready, to sleep on the couch,
Cause a MAN's gotta do what a MAN's gotta do,
and I'm gonna do what you tell me to,
Because I'm top around here but I've been nutered!!


I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore,,,,,, The Snake Oil Willie Band


Well, my body could use a little slimmin'
I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin'
And I ain't seen my feet since 1984
The old lady wants to roll in the hay
We turn the lights down all the way
Cuz I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
Well, I used to be a helluva man
I chopped wood with just one hand
But I can't do the things I've done before
Well, it all happened kinda slow
But I guess I kinda let myself go
Now I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
With each and every passing year
Came a lot of french fries and beer
And my belly hung a little closer to the floor
Now my belly is big as a truck
And the old lady don't wanna--
SHE DON'T WANNA!
Cuz I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
Please cum visit my blog,,,,,,,,,,,,pal334



pal334 69M  
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9/21/2019 5:00 am
There are so many possible problems as we age [image]
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ummokaysure 45M
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9/21/2019 5:18 am

 I think you need to try harder.


1seeking1 58F
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9/21/2019 5:22 am

 Thanks for sharing, my mom says getting old is not doe the weak. Happy Saturday.


1quietguy35404 75M

9/21/2019 6:01 am

 I like your cartoons keep the humor up.


bi4cdfun 53M
76 posts
9/21/2019 6:12 am

 Hi. That's pretty cool. Good idea


sweet_VM 65F
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9/21/2019 7:43 am

 Ha ha good one hugs V
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scott6250 61M

9/21/2019 7:59 am

 Great humor my friend.
"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
9/21/2019 1:08 pm

 Pal, lmfao.. at the Man Song, I was reading it to hubby and we were both cracking up at that one. I am so glad you shared it with us, it made our day. I hope your day is a happy one..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


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