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Lawyer~~~~  

pal334 69M  
49509 posts
11/20/2017 4:46 am

Last Read:
11/22/2017 5:59 am

Lawyer~~~~

Lawyers are a source of entertainment amongst me and my friends. As a profession, they are one of the most useless occupations in the world. So far , in my life I have not found it possible to get one to speak frankly and express an opinion. The unfortunate thing is that the profession has weaseled its way into our way of life and will not go away!! So out of my "respect" for the occupation, I would like to share some lawyer humor. Have you ever had an interface with a lawyer? Hopefully humorous

A father her told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university:
"I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."
And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a financial planner, each very successful financially.
When their father’s time had come and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish.
First, it was the doctor who put 10 $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.
Then, came the financial planner, who also put $1,000 there.
Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He dipped into his pocket, took out his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into this father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.
He later went on to become a US Congressman.
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Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.

Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they're boring.

Q: What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?
A: A jury.



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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/20/2017 4:49 am

Here is a thought [image]

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SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
11/20/2017 5:29 am

That first story about the sons is probably true


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/20/2017 6:07 am

Yet, when people, or groups of people, have been innocently accused of something or are being hassled by our government they call a lawyer. Because they defend peoples legal rights.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
11/20/2017 9:13 am

This is so sad but so true, Have a great Holiday Week Pal..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
11/20/2017 3:01 pm

I think very true stories hugs V

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superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
11/20/2017 6:07 pm

Have I ever interfaced with a lawyer? If that's a new phrase for sex then ......

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
11/20/2017 7:08 pm

great lawyer jokes Pal! I laughed out loud....this country has become so litigious!

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/21/2017 5:29 am

    Quoting SimpleLatina:
    That first story about the sons is probably true
I completely agree with you

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/21/2017 5:31 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Yet, when people, or groups of people, have been innocently accused of something or are being hassled by our government they call a lawyer. Because they defend peoples legal rights.
Most will note that politicians are typically lawyers, hence my heart felt belief that "lawyerism " is worthless, since they enjoy complicating things

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/21/2017 5:32 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    This is so sad but so true, Have a great Holiday Week Pal..
Thank you, I wish you are great week

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/21/2017 5:34 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    I think very true stories hugs V
I think so also

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/21/2017 5:35 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you, I am glad they made you laugh

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/21/2017 5:36 am

    Quoting mrscott62:
    Very funny my friend! Happy Monday!
Thank you, have a great week

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/21/2017 5:37 am

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Have I ever interfaced with a lawyer? If that's a new phrase for sex then ......
I had not thought of that . But I am certain that some would think so

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/21/2017 5:38 am

    Quoting veryfunnycple64:
    great lawyer jokes Pal! I laughed out loud....this country has become so litigious!
It is shamefully so

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/21/2017 5:39 am

    Quoting  :

Oh, Oh better stay away from them!

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