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Lawyer~~~~ A father her told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university: "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die." And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a financial planner, each very successful financially. When their father’s time had come and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish. First, it was the doctor who put 10 $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased. Then, came the financial planner, who also put $1,000 there. Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He dipped into his pocket, took out his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into this father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash. He later went on to become a US Congressman. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention? A: The caterer. Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull? A: Lipstick. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100? A: Your Honor. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50 A: Senator. Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: Accountants know they're boring. Q: What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed? A: A jury. |
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That first story about the sons is probably true
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Yet, when people, or groups of people, have been innocently accused of something or are being hassled by our government they call a lawyer. Because they defend peoples legal rights. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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This is so sad but so true, Have a great Holiday Week Pal..
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I think very true stories hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Have I ever interfaced with a lawyer? If that's a new phrase for sex then ...... Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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great lawyer jokes Pal! I laughed out loud....this country has become so litigious! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64
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That first story about the sons is probably true
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Yet, when people, or groups of people, have been innocently accused of something or are being hassled by our government they call a lawyer. Because they defend peoples legal rights.
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This is so sad but so true, Have a great Holiday Week Pal..
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I think very true stories hugs V
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Very funny my friend! Happy Monday!
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Have I ever interfaced with a lawyer? If that's a new phrase for sex then ......
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great lawyer jokes Pal! I laughed out loud....this country has become so litigious!
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