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Home schooled  

pal334 69M  
49508 posts
10/20/2017 4:57 am

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10/21/2017 5:47 am

Home schooled


Many of us more "mature" members remember the pearls of wisdom out parents shared with us , as part of our<b> education. </font></b>I wonder how many of us have passed this down to our and grand ? Do you have any pearls of wisdom that were passed down to you? You youngins now have an idea why we are like we are

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock
You into the middle of next week!"

4. My father taught me LOGIC.
Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC ..
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
You're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case
You're in an accident."

7. My father taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, And I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10.. My mother taught me about STAMINA..
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."


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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
10/20/2017 5:01 am

And some sharp wit [image]

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camperdude_69 63M
4641 posts
10/20/2017 5:24 am

very nice


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
10/20/2017 7:35 am

Your mother taught you well. hugs V

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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
10/20/2017 8:09 am

We all were home taught these very things, in which I tried to teach my children much of the same. Have a great weekend Pal..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


norkitten 61F
10 posts
10/20/2017 9:24 am

Like this one. Seems very down to earth of you


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
10/21/2017 5:44 am

Thank you

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
10/21/2017 5:45 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Your mother taught you well. hugs V
She sure did

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
10/21/2017 5:45 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    We all were home taught these very things, in which I tried to teach my children much of the same. Have a great weekend Pal..
Some very sound lessons

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
10/21/2017 5:46 am

    Quoting norkitten:
    Like this one. Seems very down to earth of you
I like to keep it simple

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
10/21/2017 5:47 am

    Quoting mrscott62:
    That brings back some good old memories about growing up. Happy Friday!
They kept it simple, way back when

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