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+*~ Generational Education  

pal334 69M  
51269 posts
2/18/2017 4:57 am

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2/19/2017 5:54 pm

+*~ Generational Education


Many of us more "mature" members remember the pearls of wisdom our parents shared with us , as part of our<b> education. </font></b>I wonder how many of us have passed this down to our and grand ? Do you have any pearls of wisdom that were passed down to you? You youngins now have an idea why we are like we are

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock
You into the middle of next week!"

4. My father taught me LOGIC.
Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC ..
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
You're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case
You're in an accident."

7. My father taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, And I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10.. My mother taught me about STAMINA..
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."




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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/18/2017 5:00 am

Even though the above is tongue in cheek, I always found this to be so true........ [image]

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goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
2/18/2017 5:06 am

I can remember almost all of them...


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
2/18/2017 5:31 am

Wipe that look off of your face before it stays permanent!

Blog on


SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
2/18/2017 5:54 am

OMG, just like my parents!! And a little like me


ltrskr 75M

2/18/2017 6:13 am

Mother taught us about eye care;

"If u keep doing that, u will go blind"

Great post!


brandygirasol 54T
673 posts
2/18/2017 6:27 am

The Good Old Days...!!!!


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/18/2017 7:53 am

Ok I had to look up the correct wording on this one.. Here is one.
“If people were employed at creating heaven on earth, everybody would be happy; instead each one is creating his own heaven by creating hell for others.”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/18/2017 7:56 am

You found some really good ones Pal hugs V

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pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
2/18/2017 10:39 am

These a re awesome and I remember them all, especially the spinach one she used on my sister. Another gem was " Because I said so" ( don't argue with me)

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/18/2017 12:40 pm

My Mum always told me about the importance of table manners. I'm now a great dinner party guest as I never talk while eating!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
2/18/2017 1:21 pm

They sure the hell did teach us those things and many more too!!!

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


scott6250 61M

2/18/2017 3:55 pm

LOl now those bring back memories. My mom and dad said those same things to me as a youngun'! Thanks for the fond memories Pal.

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/19/2017 6:23 am

It is crazy , must be world wide

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/19/2017 6:24 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    Wipe that look off of your face before it stays permanent!

    Blog on
Moms know best

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/19/2017 6:25 am

    Quoting SimpleLatina:
    OMG, just like my parents!! And a little like me
Is there a school that Moms go to?

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/19/2017 6:26 am

    Quoting ltrskr:
    Mother taught us about eye care;

    "If u keep doing that, u will go blind"

    Great post!
Moms the doctor

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/19/2017 6:27 am

I sure do miss those days,,,,,,,,, sometimes

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/19/2017 6:28 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Ok I had to look up the correct wording on this one.. Here is one.
    “If people were employed at creating heaven on earth, everybody would be happy; instead each one is creating his own heaven by creating hell for others.”
    ― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom
That one just may be true

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/19/2017 6:29 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    You found some really good ones Pal hugs V
Thank you, just thoughts from the past

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/19/2017 6:30 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    These a re awesome and I remember them all, especially the spinach one she used on my sister. Another gem was " Because I said so" ( don't argue with me)
How can a kid defy that logic

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/19/2017 6:33 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    My Mum always told me about the importance of table manners. I'm now a great dinner party guest as I never talk while eating!
So she was successful with her son

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/19/2017 6:35 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    They sure the hell did teach us those things and many more too!!!
It does not seemed to hurt us at all

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/19/2017 6:37 am

    Quoting scott6250:
    LOl now those bring back memories. My mom and dad said those same things to me as a youngun'! Thanks for the fond memories Pal.
It seems that parents are all the same

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