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hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
10/19/2021 1:57 am

I got up this morning feeling very lacking in enthusiasm, and this made me smile, so thanks Jules. Amazing what a wide and varied sexual experience can prepare you for in life!

I am a bit of a reluctant pill taker, but when I do have to I don't have trouble swallowing, and my friends have noted that I swallow large mouthfuls when I eat, so clearly no trouble there. Never tried a nine inch cock though.....

But then I far too frequently accidentally breathe in a cake crumb or swallow a drink the wrong way, and the coughing fit which follows can be pretty spectacular!


bulehyatt 65M
1717 posts
10/19/2021 2:19 am

Never a problem swallowing pills. 2, 3 even 4 at a time with my morning-ration of chia-seeds, stirred into water.

Happily, those pills are nearly always supplements like wolf-berry, flax-seed and glucosamine . . . not prescription tablets . . . albeit sometimes I wonder whether any of those GNC-money-makers actually contribute anything to either my health or nutrition ?

Re: your admirable sword-swallowing skills, Miz Not-silly-at-all: more than once I have marveled as I watch a female friend throat my throbber.

How does she DO that, I wonder ? Why doesn't her gag-reflex result in spewing, once she sucks past the crown of my cock ??

Because my own gag-reflex is evidently hair-trigger. Part of my teeth-brushing regimen includes scrubbing my tongue with the bristles of my brush. Invariably, when I brush the part of my tongue approaching the back of my throat, I will retch and gag, eyes watering and saliva beginning to flow copiously, along the lines of what happens when I really do hurl.

Good thing my love for giving oral-sex is focused totally on luscious little labia lips and their adjacent bits. I would totally suck at being a dick-smoker . . . and not in a good way - frown.

I send along my regrets for the Jules' jumbo sword-swallowing sessions . . . unless perhaps, you're still seeking swords - hinting hopefully . . .


Unzipmeslowly51 54M

10/19/2021 2:47 am

Need any live models at bootcamp😊to practice on


staci_19702 53T
3767 posts
10/19/2021 3:05 am

🤣🤣😂. Funny!
What is it about the pills? I have to have water to do it. Otherwise it hangs on the back of my tongue. Then I’m gagging. Making the bitter beer face and trying not to pass out. And that’s just little aspirins. Maybe if they were hidden in kibble. Wifey just pops them in and swallows.
I have swallowed her 9” dildo. All the way up to the harness. I thought I was dying. Crying, gagging, spitting. Do it again? Sure, why not.

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


windsjohn 72M  
798 posts
10/19/2021 3:29 am

I can swallow all four of my pills without batting an eye. Even w/o water (or booze) but I can't get a banana down my throat w/o gagging. I have a real bad gag reflex.


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
10/19/2021 4:44 am

I have no pill skillz.... it's guaranteed that one out of three ibuprofen pills will get stuck in the top of the back of my throat, like it wanted to escape out of my nose. Then it'll sit there and fry my taste buds.

I also have to remind myself to never inhale when eating anything with confectioners sugar or loose crumbs on top too. It's a wonder I've never yakked on some poor guy during a blowjob!


HowzAboutFun4Us 59M
122 posts
10/19/2021 6:13 am

while not a sword-swallower myself, i certainly appreciate the skills of those that are. That said, i can down a handful of multi-vitamins on a daily basis without issue.

As far as tomorrows sword-swallowing boot camp class is concerned... i might just audit that one, to see how well the instructor does!


iwant2lickuthere 56M
3537 posts
10/19/2021 6:37 am

Bwahahaha. Thanks for the laugh today.


freespirit11501 53M
1542 posts
10/19/2021 7:27 am

This made me chuckle and shake my head at the same time. But then again, you make even swallowing pills sound hot!! Gracias Bella

PLEASE COME AND CHECK OUT MY BLOG AND IF YOU ENJOYED IT LEAVE ME A COMMENT. KEEP IT SEXY!!


Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
10/19/2021 8:58 am

I'll be there with bells on....and nothing else!! LOL!!


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
10/19/2021 9:00 am

My pill swallowing skills are great!
On the other hand, my sword swallowing skills.....suck.

Maybe I should make plans for that boot-camp.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


AugieMarch21 68M
283 posts
10/19/2021 3:01 pm

Oh to have Jules velvety mouth wrapped around my cock...yes, *that* would be heaven!!


pacnwlover42 55M
9808 posts
10/19/2021 8:29 pm

Those sinus infections are awful! Feels like your head is being crushed by Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees. Whenever I offer my cock to a woman I try to top it with a little whip cream to sweeten the deal. Back to the topic though, I don’t have any problem swallowing pills, but if I can take a gummy instead, I will. Hope you feel better.

Funny women are incredibly sexy!


boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
10/19/2021 9:13 pm

I would like to volunteer my cock for the 9 am class!!!!!! HeHe


cwazywabbit009 59M
6313 posts
10/20/2021 5:56 pm

Couldn't swallow pills to save my life as a kid [curse you cod liver oil pills!!] but as I grew [but not matured I am told] into an adult, I had a conversation with myself, and we decided that it was mind over matter, and barring a spoon full of sugar, water or milk makes the medicine go down quite nicely. Now the challenge is getting other.......s to go down .... nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, say no more

Drop in and visit my blog sometime, but you'll probably regret it


merlot5555 67M/57F  
1472 posts
10/20/2021 7:18 pm

... and all the peasants in all the lands lined up at the door of the poignant purveyor of finer skills... why... well because the Jules word was law of course...

...carpe diem...


69bud69 69M
7134 posts
10/21/2021 5:12 am

Jules, I never realized the stigma of taking a pill a larger size compared to sucking on a 9" cock. *LOL* You do have a way of bringing humor to taking meds.

OK, I have to raise my hand on the pill swallowing debate. I usually take my vitamins three at time in the morning. That doesn't mean I have the talent like you to swallow something 9" long down my throat though. In that instance, you are my admired heroine. You have my deepest respect for your talent.

I hope you're feeling better.

Bud

Always Ready for Fun.


RangeBull70 53M
696 posts
10/31/2021 11:14 pm

Jules OUT ... ... I love the closing line. Somehow the image of you behind a radio microphone signing off from your weekly show about your sexual adventures springs to mind ... ...

Hmmm - a Jules podcast, I certainly listen to that !.!

In response to your last note - drop by the blog page and leave me a note so I provide the information you requested ... ... BTW, You see a new installment series posted there sometime this week ... ...

I look forward to your reply,

Range Bull

From the Gold Country of Northern California's Sierra Nevada Mountains,

Range Bull


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/13/2021 4:52 pm

I hardly (pun intended) take pills at all. So being a swallower isn't a thing for me. However, at your Sword-swallowing boot-camp you may need some swallowees (yeah that's a word . . . now). I have my own sword and will gladly offer it on a volunteer basis. Of course this would be strictly for educational purposes.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Fun4u3276 60M

12/12/2021 7:16 pm

Haha! I probably missed the 9am boot-camp. But, I'd only be there to provide the practice! I don't sword-swallow LMAO


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