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Member videos.... So, I was perusing the member videos on the home page earlier when I happened to chance upon one posted by a lovely lady entitled, 'Pissing on the kitchen floor.' Sure enough and seemingly so as not to contravene the trade descriptions act, the lady in question was indeed urinating heartily upon, yes you've guessed it, the floor of her kitchen. Now, far be it for me to criticise and I do understand that there is doubtless, an abundant audience for this sort of act but I was somewhat shocked to discern that her lino had quite obviously been cut with a Stanley blade as opposed to a lino cutter. This was clearly evident by the irregularity and unseamlessness typically experienced in utilising a dull blade for the job in hand. Anyway, did you know that the first examples of a flushing toilet date back to approximately 31 BC? Also, have you ever urinated upon yours or perhaps, someone else's kitchen floor? Perhaps you have urinated in the living room or maybe even in a conservatory(?), please do share your thoughts and stories  |
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 Ah brother, we need to hear from you more regularly please? I understand that urine is sterile, and indeed sterilising, perhaps this act was merely a precursor to mopping the floor? I may have peed on a floor, more likely to be a bathroom floor, though other floors cannot be discounted. The recollections of these events may however be somewhat obscured by the probable state of inebriation at the time!!
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Quoting Mygentlecaress: Now, far be it for me to criticise and I do understand that..." Ay, I do declare, and confirm, that is ALL in the detail ... ***********If you have a yen to get" Up-a-Tree," Then it's just a hop-and-a-skip to get down with Meeee !
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They were undoubtedly better times lol xxx
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Ah brother, we need to hear from you more regularly please? I understand that urine is sterile, and indeed sterilising, perhaps this act was merely a precursor to mopping the floor? I may have peed on a floor, more likely to be a bathroom floor, though other floors cannot be discounted. The recollections of these events may however be somewhat obscured by the probable state of inebriation at the time!!
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Quoting Mygentlecaress: Now, far be it for me to criticise and I do understand that..." Ay, I do declare, and confirm, that is ALL in the detail ... I must admit that urination isn't a sexual turn on for me; Just not my cup of pee - um, I mean tea lol The comments posted on the vid clearly reflected a keen interest from many viewers however but all I could think of was 'Get the mop - quick!' Lol
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My cat peed on the kitchen mat once 
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I severely hope that she never receives an Oscar.....imagine her acceptance celebration live on stage...  lol
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