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HOW BABIES ARE MADE
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HOW BABIES ARE MADE  I’ve never been properly told how babies are made. No one has bothered to tell me the so-called facts of life. Perhaps this explains why I have no . When I was at school, aged about 11, I believed that a woman had to drink a man’s pee to make a baby. My friends soon told me that this was rubbish but they didn’t tell me how a baby is made - perhaps they didn’t know! One friend even told me that making a baby is like putting a plug in a socket. Metaphorically, this is quite good but it didn’t exactly make me want to have a baby when I grew up - why would I want to electrocute myself to have a baby?! My school never gave instruction on how babies are made. The closest my school got to sex education was in biology. But these lessons only taught me how plants reproduce through pollination. This wasn’t much help to me as I didn’t have a stamen that could pollinate a pistil’s stigma. When rummaging around my parents’ bedroom, in my early teens, I found a book on the facts of life, as well as an opened packet of condoms. But my<b> parents </font></b>never got round to tell me how babies are made - perhaps the book was for them! When and how did you find out how babies are made? Have you explained to how babies are made? If so, how did it go? Reading the Bible about the Virgin Mary and her Immaculate Conception didn’t help in my quest to find out how babies are made. I’ve tried immaculate sex for a long time and no baby has ever appeared! It was only in my later years at school that I found out how to make a baby. Porn magazines helped me in this quest. But these magazines never featured babies on their pages, so there was still some mystery how a baby is made.  |
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I have no kids so there’s never been a time when I’ve had to field any questions about babies. But if I did have kids, I’d like to think I’d just tell them straight. Cock in pussy, baby out of pussy! 
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I have no kids so there’s never been a time when I’ve had to field any questions about babies. But if I did have kids, I’d like to think I’d just tell them straight. Cock in pussy, baby out of pussy!
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You know your not alone for some reason in our generation many of our parents never told us where babies come from. We had to learn on our own. When and how did you find out how babies are made? We had a Family Living class at our High School where we learned about how to make babies and other important life things. Have you explained to children how babies are made? If so, how did it go? Yes I did explain the facts of life to my kids, and they did very well I have to say. I hope your Monday is a great start to your week.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Men don't get electrocuted but they do get a nasty shock when they find out they're going to be a daddy!
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Back n the day, there wasn't must information and the adult didn't know the words to say. I just asked the older kid how was getting sex at 11, he knew! He said, babies are created from FUCKING and he was right!
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don't the stork bring the babies?
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My mother made sure I was very well informed about menstruation. However, she never told me about sex. I don't remember when I learned ... I'm sure I read it some where. I read a lot. I do remember when I realized, at age 14, that sex was done on purpose! Until then, I assumed the baby making process was done accidentally while the parents slept.  I have a daughter ... I made sure she knew how NOT to get pregnant! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I am on the playground around age 10 I think and a kid yells the word “fuck”. The kids all start going on about that word. I didnt get it. I asked a friend there what it meant. She whispers in my ear, it is when a man puts his thing in a woman’s hole and pees and it makes a baby. I was mortified. Grossed out beyond anything. Then when I heard of cum a bit later and about oral with swallowing, I was done. Scarred for life.😱
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Grew up in a generation where you had to learn from your friends there was no sex education in school but the practicals were fun though sadly i was not able to have my own children due to a rather bad back street abortion
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I think I learned about baby making from books. Then my brothers Hustler magazines. I taught all 4 kids how babies are made as well as menstruation and birth control. They would have preferred I skip it, LOL.
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I have zero memory of learning about it, so god only knows when and how I found out. I do remember in fourth or fifth grade, the boys in the class were ushered out and the girls watched a dorky movie about menstruation - sponsored by Kimberly Clark of course! Somehow the movie managed to explain female anatomy in detail without ever addressing the sex part of the deal. I wonder what the boys did while we were watching that movie? Learned about nocturnal emissions?   
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When I was eight my best friend — next door — borrowed his older brother's deck of well illustrated playing cards; we filled in the blanks. 😮 ❗ ❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I first got the talk when I was about 7 and my mother was experiencing some emotional issues. All it managed to do was scare me. The second talk I received was when I was in 7th grade and had started my period. This talk, even worse, as it was merely a veiled threat that if I had sex I would now get pregnant and she shoved a box of pads at me.
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Very direct, I love it!!
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You know your not alone for some reason in our generation many of our parents never told us where babies come from. We had to learn on our own. When and how did you find out how babies are made? We had a Family Living class at our High School where we learned about how to make babies and other important life things. Have you explained to children how babies are made? If so, how did it go? Yes I did explain the facts of life to my kids, and they did very well I have to say. I hope your Monday is a great start to your week..
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Rabbits on life support sounds expensive! Thanks for stopping by.
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Men don't get electrocuted but they do get a nasty shock when they find out they're going to be a daddy!
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Back n the day, there wasn't must information and the adult didn't know the words to say. I just asked the older kid how was getting sex at 11, he knew! He said, babies are created from FUCKING and he was right!
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don't the stork bring the babies?
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My mother made sure I was very well informed about menstruation. However, she never told me about sex. I don't remember when I learned ... I'm sure I read it some where. I read a lot. I do remember when I realized, at age 14, that sex was done on purpose! Until then, I assumed the baby making process was done accidentally while the parents slept. I have a daughter ... I made sure she knew how NOT to get pregnant!
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. Mom did it all, a great lady and my military travel helped
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I am on the playground around age 10 I think and a kid yells the word “fuck”. The kids all start going on about that word. I didnt get it. I asked a friend there what it meant. She whispers in my ear, it is when a man puts his thing in a woman’s hole and pees and it makes a baby. I was mortified. Grossed out beyond anything. Then when I heard of cum a bit later and about oral with swallowing, I was done. Scarred for life.😱 Thanks for stopping by.
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Grew up in a generation where you had to learn from your friends there was no sex education in school but the practicals were fun though sadly i was not able to have my own children due to a rather bad back street abortion
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I was the oldest brother, so I had no older siblings to tell me the facts of life. I didn't tell my younger brother the facts of life and he went on to father three kids. It's probably a good job I didn't tell him!
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I think I learned about baby making from books. Then my brothers Hustler magazines. I taught all 4 kids how babies are made as well as menstruation and birth control. They would have preferred I skip it, LOL.
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I have zero memory of learning about it, so god only knows when and how I found out. I do remember in fourth or fifth grade, the boys in the class were ushered out and the girls watched a dorky movie about menstruation - sponsored by Kimberly Clark of course! Somehow the movie managed to explain female anatomy in detail without ever addressing the sex part of the deal. I wonder what the boys did while we were watching that movie? Learned about nocturnal emissions? It would have been good if the boys in your class also saw the menstruation film.
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When I was eight my best friend — next door — borrowed his older brother's deck of well illustrated playing cards; we filled in the blanks. 😮 ❗ ❗
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Your biology teacher was clearly in the wrong job!
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I first got the talk when I was about 7 and my mother was experiencing some emotional issues. All it managed to do was scare me. The second talk I received was when I was in 7th grade and had started my period. This talk, even worse, as it was merely a veiled threat that if I had sex I would now get pregnant and she shoved a box of pads at me.
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. Mom did it all, a great lady and my military travel helped
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