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DELAYED EJACULATION ON THE TOUR
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DELAYED EJACULATION ON THE TOUR   Scientists have found that one cause of delayed ejaculation is pudendal neuropathy caused by riding a bike that has a very narrow racing saddle. This explains why all the riders in the Tour de France have not ejaculated for the last three weeks! I’ve been bombarded by mail from bloggers wanting to know what is happening in this year’s Tour de France. It finished yesterday. In my last blog post about the Tour de France, I predicted Primož Roglič to win, with Tadej Pogačar to come second and Julian Alaphilippe third. I got it quite wrong. The winner was Tadej Pogačar, with Jonas Vingegaard and Richard Carapaz coming second and third respectively. It was a slightly unusual edition of the Tour - it was far less predictable than previous Tours. The top teams, like Ineos Grenadiers, Jumbo-Visma and Movistar, were unable to dominate the races as in the past. Consequently, there were lots of attacks and lots of breakaways that the peloton struggled to counter. Also it’s clear that the best riders, like Tadej Pogačar, Jonas Vingegaard and David Gaudu, are much younger nowadays. There were three stand-out riders for me. First and most obvious, there was Tadej Pogačar. Not only did he win this year’s Tour, he also won last year’s Tour de France. Not only did he win the yellow jersey for reaching Paris in the least time, he also won the polka dot jersey for being the best climber and the white jersey for being the best young rider. Tadej Pogačar clearly likes his jerseys! With Tadej Pogačar and Matej Mohoric, Slovenia - population of just over 2 million - was responsible for nearly one-quarter of stage wins and three-quarters of jerseys won at the Tour de France. It's the start of world domnation! The second stand-out rider was Mark Cavendish. Widely written off before he returned to the Tour at the age of 36, he won four sprint stages. He won the green jersey for being the best sprinter and, more impressively, he equalled the legendary Eddy Merckx’s record of 34 stage wins on the Tour. For Mark Cavendish, the Manx Missile, it’s roll on next year. The third stand-out rider was Wout van Aert. He is a beast. He won a mountain stage up the imposing Mont Ventoux in the French Alps; he won a 30.8 kilometre time-trial stage; and yesterday he won the sprint stage on the Champs-Élysées in Paris. Wout van Aert can do everything - he can climb, roll and sprint - but still he raced largely as a domestique for Primož Roglič, who crashed out of the Tour, and Jonas Vingegaard for the Jumbo-Visma team. But remember, the Belgian rider still can’t ejaculate on time! Did you watch any of the stages of the Tour de France? Have you ever experienced delayed ejaculation or even premature ejaculation? I’ve not suffered from delayed ejaculation or premature ejaculation, but I guess it all depends what’s expected. I may have cum too quick or too slow for my partner; and I may have wished I lasted longer than I did. I don’t think I’ve ever wished I had cum sooner. You may be pleased to know that this will be my last blog post on the Tour de France until next year! For other Tour de France blog posts, see BICYCLE RACE, LE TOUR DE FARCE, THE PELOTON AND A WHEELSUCKER, A DOMESTIC GODDESS AND A DOMESTIQUE, WATCH ME NAKED ON THE TOUR, BACK FROM LYON, LE MAILLOT JAUNE, SOME COLOMBIAN, AN INCIDENT AT THE SWIMMING POOL, MEN CAN MULTITASK, THE CURSE OF YELLOW, A COCK WAS SHOWING AND THE ALPS ARE COMING, EL DIABLO39S NAKED GRAND TOUR, LE TOUR DE FRANCE, BRITS WEARING SUNGLASSES INVADE FRANCE, LE TOUR EST FINI, LE TOUR DE LYCRA FROM DSSELDORF TO PARIS, NO SUMMER FUN IN FRANCE, NEARLY EVERYTHING YOU WANT OR AT LEAST NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LE TOUR DE FRANCE, THEY THINK IT39S ALL OVER, IT IS NOW and THE LYCRA BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN. Tadej Pogačar:  Jonas Vingegaard:  Richard Carapaz:  Mark Cavendish:  Wout van Aert:  |
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Jumbo-Visma recruited this rider to the team in the hope of getting Wout van Aert to ejaculate on time! [image]
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That's quite some interesting information about the Tour De France. I have to admit I am not a watcher of that sport. I am more of a Football kind of lady. I hope your Monday is a great start to your week.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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7/19/2021 4:28 pm |
I'm not a fan of the sport, you was very informative about if,, but the lady in the last picture is hot!!!!
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I'm not sure I want to ride one of those bikes naked, LOL.
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Did you watch any of the stages of the Tour de France?  Not a bit, I am embarrassed to say I knew not about it. I was involved with our NASCAR racesHave you ever experienced delayed ejaculation or even premature ejaculation? Oh yes to all, I have tried everything
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Those cycle seats never look very comfortable.  I haven't watched any of the Tour de France this year. I used to be an avid watcher. 
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That's quite some interesting information about the Tour De France. I have to admit I am not a watcher of that sport. I am more of a Football kind of lady. I hope your Monday is a great start to your week.. American football is getting bigger here - there are NFL highlights television shows, the Super Bowl is shown live, a few NFL games have been played here and there's even talk of a London franchise in the NFL. But football/soccer is still by far the main sport watched here, with rugby and cricket lagging behind.
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I'm not a fan of the sport, you was very informative about if,, but the lady in the last picture is hot!!!!
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Perhaps if the Tour de France went nude, you'd start following it again!
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I'm not sure I want to ride one of those bikes naked, LOL.
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Did you watch any of the stages of the Tour de France? Not a bit, I am embarrassed to say I knew not about it. I was involved with our NASCAR racesHave you ever experienced delayed ejaculation or even premature ejaculation? Oh yes to all, I have tried everything
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Those cycle seats never look very comfortable. I haven't watched any of the Tour de France this year. I used to be an avid watcher.
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