Do you have the willpower to take Marg Helgenberger to the bone zone ?  

40Deuce 45M
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5/20/2018 6:14 pm

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5/21/2018 5:01 pm

Do you have the willpower to take Marg Helgenberger to the bone zone ?

One time I dated this lady - unbelievable but true . She loved CSI and I didn't hate it so I watched a LOT of CSI with her . Because what else does a couple do ? Exactly . It's like Rachel Feinstein said "A good show makes a good relationship" . Anyway shortly before things went south with her I was in Vegas for a conference and I saw Marg Helgenberger sitting at a little table in the lobby . Not sure why . It looked like the table had been put there for her . I can't come up with a decent theory on what was going on .

Now , I don't give a shit about autographs and I don't really understand anyone else does , one time a friend of mine was hanging out in a bar where all the wrestlers went after a show in town and he got all their autographs for me and when he gave it to me I feigned thanks but mostly I was thinking "how long before I can throw this away without him noticing ?"

But I knew my GF would be over the moon if I got her Catherine Willow's autograph . There was this girl , and I say girl because she looked to be about 17 , hovering around her with a blazer and a clipboard - she appeared to be Helgenberger's handler or assistant or a lackey or some kind . So I go up to her and I tell her my GF is a huge CSI fan and I ask if it would be okay to ask MH for her autograph . And the blazer-girl is super nice and sweet , maybe she was a publicist , she goes over and has a little powwow with MH and she says that Marg would love to give me an autograph for my GF .

So I walk up to Helgenbeger's little table and she looks up from her PDA or Blackberry or whatever (this was a while ago) and I tell her my GF is a big fan and I ask for an autograph .

And she says to me she says "Go fuck yourself asshole ."

This forces us to examine exactly what happened here . Did blazer-girl set me up ? Did Marg tell her no and she told me to approach anyway ? Did Helgenberger tell her to send me over just to she could tell me to f off because she's a weirdo celebrity and that's how she gets her kicks ? Were they in on it together ? Like that's a bit they do anytime someone asks for an autograph ?

What I choose to believe though is that blazer-girl actually was not associated with MH in any way and she was just someone to happen to be standing by a celebrity and when I went up to her she thought "Ah-ha , this will be hilarious" .

Question for the ladies . When a dude is bragging about scoring with you to his Laser Tag team would you prefer that he said he took you to the "bone zone" or to "pound town" ?

What if I told you one option comes with a shirt ?



I find it interesting that people imagine they have all this mental fortitude that they clearly don't have . Such as I feel like most people would say they could run a marathon if they "had" to just by sheer force of will . Which is clearly insane . And maybe by most people I mean most guys , not sure . I mostly talk to guys so maybe women a little more realistic about what they could accomplish under some kind of duress .

Many moons ago I read a book of short stories about ghouls . A few of them were pretty good . Some of them were awful . About half of them were about goth chicks banging ghouls . Apparently ghouls have massive cocks - which isn't something your hear a lot about . The orientation of mythical creature genitalia remains largely a mystery .

My question is though , I know goth-girls are all into death and darkness and all that , but do they really want to bang a grave-robbing monster that eats putrid flesh ? Because I don't think they do .

On the other hand the two-headed guy from the freakshow claims that be fucked a bunch of chicks who just wanted to be able to say they humped a two-headed freak . Because people are weird .


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5/20/2018 6:17 pm

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curvygirlatl 56F
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5/20/2018 8:05 pm

Sounds to me like Marg H is a vicious bitch and her response was uncalled for. Unless you're leaving out the part where you asked her to show you her tits, then I'd have to say you might want to change your approach.


40Deuce replies on 5/21/2018 5:03 pm:
I don't remember saying that , but I don't remember everything I say - probably not even most things

smartasswoman 64F  
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5/20/2018 8:36 pm

I feel quite sure that I couldn't run a marathon under duress, probably not even walk 26 miles.

It would have been interesting to contemplate back in the days when I was capable of running a half marathon. Go twice your "maximum" distance? Maybe. It would no doubt result in being sore for a week if not actually injuring something.


40Deuce replies on 5/21/2018 5:04 pm:
Well we'll all find out soon enough

smartasswoman 64F  
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5/21/2018 7:23 pm

>>Well we'll all find out soon enough

What, you mean when the zombie apocalypse happens?


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