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Where do they come up with this?  

80sbaby71 52F
7366 posts
9/24/2012 6:08 pm
Where do they come up with this?


So mini me is now almost 15. We have always talked openly, her and I. So for the most part she understands the ins and outs of the hummingbirds and the bumble bees....

So, today Ms. Mini me and I are walking to our car from the local Wally World. When mini pops me a question.

"Why is it said that black men have large cocks? Why do oriental men have small penis? Are white men in between?" "Why are dogs penis called red rockets?" "How do men make their penis get larger?"

Where did this come from? I mean, I didn't quite know how to answer....

By the way I played dumb. I mean hell, I am a virgin

Ok, stop your laughing!!!!



PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
9/25/2012 1:17 am

I never heard that dog thing before ... has her father not been clearing the cookies on his computer? TV gave her some but not all ....

I told somebody one time that a man pumps his balls to 'blow' up his penis. Squeeze firmly. If only I could have watched her do it to her bf, LOL.


80sbaby71 52F
5516 posts
9/26/2012 6:48 pm

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I never heard that dog thing before ... has her father not been clearing the cookies on his computer? TV gave her some but not all ....

    I told somebody one time that a man pumps his balls to 'blow' up his penis. Squeeze firmly. If only I could have watched her do it to her bf, LOL.
Oh, did I forget to mention the pop up the other day? The one saying it was the FBI abput child porn & illegal music downloads. While the dad was on the computer?


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
9/28/2012 5:11 am

It that really true?? About penis size.

You can not make a penis larger. You have to live with what you got.

I do know Japanese girls pussies are not slanted tho.

She showed me hers on line. And asked me does that look slanted to you?? LOL

Yes that would be a though conversation to have. I would try to change the topic some how. LOL

If you told her you were a virgin. She might be really confused.

Have a great week end.

This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








80sbaby71 52F
5516 posts
10/16/2012 2:52 pm

    Quoting  :

Puss...with mini me, every day is an adventure!


80sbaby71 52F
5516 posts
10/16/2012 2:53 pm

    Quoting mflater1:
    It that really true?? About penis size.

    You can not make a penis larger. You have to live with what you got.

    I do know Japanese girls pussies are not slanted tho.

    She showed me hers on line. And asked me does that look slanted to you?? LOL

    Yes that would be a though conversation to have. I would try to change the topic some how. LOL

    If you told her you were a virgin. She might be really confused.

    Have a great week end.
Shhhhh...she is the one who tells me I am a virgin!


80sbaby71 52F
5516 posts
10/16/2012 2:53 pm

    Quoting  :

Glad I could help~!


80sbaby71 52F
5516 posts
10/16/2012 2:55 pm

    Quoting  :

Ok, so she admitted that at her grandparents house (where her dad is always on the computer) her dad sometimes forgets to log out of his email. She uses google translator and translates his emails. And who knows what he has been looking at~


80sbaby71 52F
5516 posts
10/16/2012 2:55 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks my dear friend!


80sbaby71 52F
5516 posts
10/16/2012 2:55 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks


80sbaby71 52F
5516 posts
10/16/2012 2:56 pm

    Quoting lifebegins64:
    Ah ... A dogs dick is called the "lipstick"

    regards
Seriously?!?!!?


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