A chainsaw started it all
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Posted:Aug 11, 2020 10:29 am
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2020 3:10 pm
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Since the holes in my britches seem be a pretty popular subject I figured I would have a little story time along with a photo. Ha ha
Back 12-13 years ago we use to a bit of cards during the winter and there was always a sense of competition, having out bid, and out the others in the group. One evening the card game got pretty competitive and our normal bets of five and ten dollars just didn't hold up. At the end of the night, I was the proud new owner, of a well used trailer house. Ha ha it was no big deal, I had a couple of employees, and make things easier I figured we would move the trailer about twenty miles, and my employee's could live in it, and that would keep them close work.
The day came move the trailer, I had already moved a tractor to pull the trailer house with, my two employees show up in one of my old trucks that they used to get to the jobs, and a ex gf was driving my truck. We disconnected everything, loaded all the cement blocks and were just about ready to start the twenty mile drive. There was some low hanging limbs in the way, so I grabbed the chainsaw and started cutting them out of the way. I was streched out cutting a limb and the chainsaw kicked back and by the time I got it under control it had my leg. Luckily I had a set of keys in that pocket which kept the majority of the chainsaw out of my leg. It cut a slice across the upper leg of my britches, and just a little of my leg. Barely enough blood run down my leg. We went on and got the trailer house moved.
Now the britches I was wearing were almost new, and I don't like waste anything, I kept wearing them for every day. As I did the slice kept getting a little bigger as time went on. Pretty soon they were what I air conditioned. They would let a nice breeze blow up my leg on a windy day. Ha ha I didn't attention the hole, but one day I had stopped for lunch at the little coffee shop about twenty miles south of me. Sitting at a table eating my lunch alone, I don't know what I was thinking about, or if it was just a random hard on that guys get during the day, but the female manager of the coffee shop kinda walked up behind me and ask me a question. I turned to look at her, and the picture I will include is what she saw. Ha ha she was asking a question and never slowed down when I heard OH MY God!!!! She spun around and walked the other way. Later we laughed about it, and I don't know that I ever answered her question. Ha ha anyhow this is a old picture and the same pair of britches that the chainsaw got ahold of. And what about gave the gal a heart attack. Ha ha
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Thinking about old times
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Posted:Aug 9, 2020 1:56 pm
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2020 3:28 am
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It is a hot Sunday afternoon, the fields are too muddy to be working in and I am just a little bored. I went to my blog and just started looking back over the different blogs I have wrote. I am pretty sure my title is a fair description of the overall content of my blog. Ha ha
I was reminded of the fun I have had in life, and some of the things that make me wonder about people. Yep I am still wondering. Ha ha. Really I feel my life is more peaceful since I went to just farming. When a person isn't dealing with many people, life is pretty simple.
Anyhow it was neat to look back and remember some things I had forgotten about. Have a great Sunday everyone.
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What To Wear
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Posted:Aug 3, 2020 10:13 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2020 2:53 am
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I recently read a blog asking what a person was wearing at the time of reading the blog. Since my service has been so poor lately, I have drive the east end of my farm make calls, check e , and read blogs. Ha ha so unfortunately I am dressed. I tend not get excited about what I am wearing, I try keep it simple so I just buy seven of the same. the other hand if I am in my apartment, I am most likely not completely naked. I have wear glasses, and many blogs have wearing a smile also. Ha ha
And of course I have britches with air conditioning. Ha ha pretty nice during the summer nut cool🤣🤣🤣
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Humming birds
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Posted:Jul 27, 2020 8:02 am
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2023 12:32 pm
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I had a different kind of experience the other day, I have seen a few humming birds around my place here. I don't have any bird feeders out of any kind. There is always spilled grain, and some natural foods in the fence rows ect. As I said I don't see many humming birds but I will see one ever so often.
Since I am so far off the road, and no neighbors close, it is not uncommon for me take a leak outside. I had just gotten back from the field and had take a leak pretty bad. I got out of my truck, had a big mug of ice tea in one hand as I stepped away from the truck I unzipped my fly and pulled my dick out pee. I shut the door my truck as I started peeing just letting my dick hang out while I peed. A dang humming bird flies and is trying drink from the stream of pee. It hovers there just a couple of inches from the head of my dick until I stopped peeing. It would of made a different kind of photo, but kinda neat also.
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Dammed internet
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Posted:Jul 13, 2020 6:55 am
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2020 4:02 pm
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I was taking it easy yesterday, trued post a blog times and no internet, and the blog was gone. At least you are saved from my rambling. Ha ha have a great week
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Wet as can be,
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Posted:Jun 10, 2020 9:33 am
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2020 3:11 am
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Just as luck would have it, it finally got dry enough get in the field, I was able start with my field work and was about a quarter of the way planting. I got four inches of rain last week, and another and a half yesterday. Looks like it will be another week or better before I can start again. I figured with the yield loss now, it's costing about 00 dollars a day in yields. Here is a picture of river bighammer. Ha ha
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More cheap Britches,
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Posted:May 18, 2020 3:27 pm
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2020 3:38 am
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The next pair of britches I grabbed were almost as bad as the escape britches. Ha ha I am going to have to make a trip to town. I did hear that the local western wear shop is having a sale for reopening after this virus shut down. Might be able to save a little money since I buy 6-7 pair at a time. Enjoy Becca 😁
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Cheap Britches
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Posted:May 15, 2020 1:34 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2020 4:54 pm
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It seems like britches just don't last very long anymore, these are only about a year old, and I keep 7 pair for every day. So these britches have been worn around fifty times. They were patched about weeks ago, last week a friend's was trying lick my dick through the worn part, this week I had go for fuel. After filling the tank I went in and dammed if my dick doesn't fall out while at the counter
Ha ha I am going have make a trip town soon.
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Happy Mother's Day
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Posted:May 10, 2020 5:49 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2020 12:21 pm
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Happy Mother's Day all the Mother's out there. Have a great day
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Hot tub maintenance
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Posted:Mar 28, 2020 7:59 am
Last Updated:May 10, 2020 5:50 am
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The weather has finally warmed up some, but rain at least every other day, we are not getting any drying time. So a person has to do what needs to be done no matter how muddy it is. At least the boots keep the mud from squishing between your toes. Ha ha and the boots are sexy on top of it. Ha ha
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Wet, Wet Wet
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Posted:Mar 18, 2020 11:29 am
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2020 3:51 am
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I am about tired of this rain, everything is soaked, and muddy, it started raining about 5am this morning and by noon I was showing 7/10's of a inch. The creek was running bank full since the ground is completely soaked. About all I can do is play pocket pool. Ha ha
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Happy St. Paddy's day
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Posted:Mar 17, 2020 7:56 am
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2020 3:47 am
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Happy St Patty's day everyone, it's been pretty slow around here with the dang weather, and I guess people are trying to avoid other people. Ha ha business as usual around here. Not many people around so I am safe from that virus deal. Ha ha
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Spring is in the air
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Posted:Mar 2, 2020 9:11 am
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2020 4:16 pm
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We had a fantastic day yesterday, 70 degrees F or 22 C a nice breeze and low humidity to help dry some stuff out. A year and a half of wet weather has about done me in for the good spirits. Ha ha I was making rounds yesterday morning and saw a woodcock in the road doing his mating dance. I will probably only see 2-3 a year so they are not that plentiful.
This morning I started getting text because of the spring weather I am sure. It seems the spring weather turns on something that gets people feeling playful. There are a couple of gals that like to tease me when they are feeling playful. I will get text about how they are mowing the lawn wearing a string bikini, or pulling weeds in the garden or flower beds doggy style. And teased with pictures of tits and one teases me with telling me she needs to show me a picture of herself wearing just a fur coat 😂 when it comes to being in person it is the straight and narrow or don't expect to get any pussy.
This has gone on it seems like since cell phones were around. Anyhow two sure signs of spring being in the air. Ha ha
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