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I used to love shaved pussies but Tina Fey has convinced me
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I used to love shaved pussies but Tina Fey has convinced me First of all , what the hell is going on ? Sunday a lady randomly grabs my junk at the grocery store and then today I ask a co-worker a question and while she's answering me she unbuttons her pants , drops them to her knees , and scratches her thigh for a minute before pulling them back up . What is going on ? I'm starting to wonder if I'm having a mental breakdown and not everything I see is real . Second , Lego bricks outnumber humans 62 to one . That makes me happy . Were you the kind of person who followed the instructions for make the Lego sets or did whatever you wanted ? I always followed the instructions . I'm lame like that . Third , whenever I post a picture of a naked lady or hardcore porny porn it gets through . Anything else Heated Affairs cancels . Let see if this works .  Fourth , today one the dumb supervisor's dumb illegitimate brought in her dumb illegitimate baby and after she left after all the hooplah died down said dumb supervisor came and asked me why I didn't come to see the baby . "Well , I don't really know you or your so it didn't occur to me ." I replied reasonably . She explained to me that we're all in in the same department so we need to be involved with each other "that's what teamwork is" she sneered at me assholily . This is why I need to have surgically implanted the venom sacks and muscular glands of the red spitting cobra in my jaws . Chemosis and corneal swelling are what you deserve for saying such things directly to my face . I think I deserve credit for not saying what I really felt "Because I don't give a shit about you or your stupid granddaughter you drugged out disgusting old hippy ." Fifth , Tina Fey told me on the TV women shouldn't shave their pubic hair because that way you can wear a skirt and no underwear without fear of accidentally exposing yourself . She said "even when you're showing it you're not showing it ." Sadly I have to agree . Sixth , In Fight Club (which would be a great movie aside from the whole premise of the movie) Tyler Durden says "You are not your job" as part of his being awesome , but it turns out you are you job . Bummer right ? Your job and your means of employment might not be the same thing but in both cases you are nothing more than the sum total of your useful skills . For instance being a good mother is a job that requires a skill . It's something a person can do that is useful to other members of society . But make no mistake : Your "job" the useful thing you do for other people is all you are . There is a reason why surgeons get more respect than comedy writers . There is a reason mechanics get more respect than unemployed hipsters . There is a reason your job will become your label if your death makes the news ("NFL Linebacker Dies"). Tyler said "You are not your job" but he also founded and ran a successful soap company and became the head of an international social and political movement . He was totally his job . It was the irony that many people missed from that movie . Think of it this way: Remember when Chick-fil-A came out against gay marriage ? And how despite the protests , the company continues to sell millions of sandwiches every day ? It's not because the country agrees with them ; it's because they do their job of making delicious sandwiches well . And that's all that matters . You don't have to like it . I don't like it when people hurl bricks at my face . They hurl them anyway . People have needs and thus assign value to the people who meet them . These are simple mechanisms of the universe and they do not respond to our wishes . If you protest that you're not a shallow capitalist materialist and that you disagree that money is everything , I can only say: Who said anything about money ? You're missing the larger point . Seventh , does anyone else think that movie 43 thing looks like the worst thing ever ? Like throughout time ? Eighth , one time there was a band called Blur . They were okay , they morphed into the Gorillaz which are much better . I've been told they were big in England in their day but here in the US they're known for only one song "Song 2" which most people call "that whoo-hoo song" . The dude who wrote that song did it as a joke , he wanted to write the dumbest song ever and see if he could get it released . And that is the legacy of Blur . It kind of makes me feel bad for them . Three of my favorite music acts of all time are Beck , Nirvana , and the Beastie Boys . They have something in common with Blur and each other (three things if you count Scientology and mouth humping Courtney Love) their big song , that put them on the map , were meant as jokes . The first and biggest hit of Beck's life would be the result of a bored Beck and his ability to make up random bullshit on the fly . Before he got famous , Beck played his music anywhere he could in clubs , in coffee houses and on the streets of LA usually to crowds who couldn't give less of a shit about him . Being the type of guy he is , he'd eventually break out of whatever song he was playing and start making up random lyrics instead , just to see who was paying attention . This particular skill came into play later when Beck and Carl Stephenson , a producer for -A-Lot Records , spontaneously decided to record a song in Stephenson's kitchen . Beck started rapping , and they both got a laugh out of how terrible he sounded . As they were playing it back , Beck just started sarcastically singing "I'm a loser , baby, so why don't you kill me ." Everything else is just random nonsense Beck made up while staring at things in Stephenson's kitchen . The track took six and a half hours to record and produce from start to finish . Beck wasn't happy with the song , it being something he slapped together as a demonstration of how bad he was at rapping , and only agreed to release it under pressure from his label at the time , Bong Load . Because who wouldn't recognize the wisdom of every business decision made by an organization with such a name . "Loser" got Beck the attention he needed, and he soon got picked up by a real label , Geffen Records , which reissued the song in 1994 . It peaked at 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 , made Beck a star and was ultimately ranked #203 in Rolling Stone's "The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time". Not bad for a bunch of gibberish made up in a kitchen . Featured on the Beastie Boys' debut album , Licensed to Ill "Fight for Your Right" was the group's first hit and helped establish the persona of the badass , take-no-shit , hard-rocking party boys that they totally weren't , at all . In fact , the Beasties hated the whole rocker scene , feeling it was populated by obnoxious , testosterone-laden douchebags . They wanted to poke fun at mindless party anthems like "Smoking in the Boys Room" so they cut the lyrics to "Fight for Your Right" as an in-joke before going on tour . Their producer, Rick Rubin , added some drums and a blaring guitar riff and released the track , which soon became a big hit . Thinking the song's success was hilarious , the Beasties made what they assumed was an equally ridiculous video to go along with it . Slowly, they began to realize that the whole "parody" part was lost on most of the listening public , and the majority of their newfound fan base was now made up of the same tools they were trying to make fun of . Despite being the song that put them on MTV , the Beastie Boys publicly denounced "Fight for Your Right" and haven't performed it live since 1987 . They would not be the first or the last band to find out that the whole "make an intentionally stupid song mocking other bands" thing can come back to bite you . . . When "Smells Like Spirit" was released in August of 1991 it virtually changed mainstream music overnight , allowing us to finally forget about the horrible popular music of the 1980s . Nirvana would go on to inspire a whole new generation of artists with their breakout single eventually ranking in the top 10 of Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Songs of All Time list . The name of the song came about when Cobain walked into his bedroom one day to see that his friend Kathleen Hanna had spray-painted "Kurt Smells Like Spirit" on the wall . Being somehow totally unaware of Spirit deodorant , the brand that his then-girlfriend Tobi Vail wore , he thought it was some kind of badass revolutionary slogan and didn't realize that Hanna was actually making fun of him . When he finally found out , Cobain didn't care , because he felt the song had been a joke from the start . He said in a Rolling Stone interview that he was trying to rip off the Pixies and write the ultimate pop song , and came up with his version of the riff from Boston's "More Than a Feeling". Then he started writing the lyrics , which may sound deep and full of imagery but according to him were "just making fun of the thought of having a revolution" . When " Spirit" became a hit , Cobain resented having to play it all the time , and would sometimes lead into it with "More Than a Feeling" just to tell everyone exactly how much of his ass they could kiss . The dangers of sarcastic music . Ninth , this blog is way too long , if you're still reading this you're a better man than I . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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That post was definitely worth reading all the through. If there is one thing you do, you educate me. With every post. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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I'm laughing at the guy who just left "  " as his reply to your insanely long blog.Loved the stories of hit songs that people take the wrong way. I'm a Beck fan and never knew the story behind "Loser". Good stuff. He really is a shitty rapper, ha. And I love "that woo-hoo song" so I guess I'm really banal, oh well.   
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I'm laughing at the guy who just left " " as his reply to your insanely long blog.Loved the stories of hit songs that people take the wrong way. I'm a Beck fan and never knew the story behind "Loser". Good stuff. He really is a shitty rapper, ha. And I love "that woo-hoo song" so I guess I'm really banal, oh well. Everyone loves that song , that's what makes it funny Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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That post was definitely worth reading all the through. If there is one thing you do, you educate me. With every post. Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Holy Frack, I could not stop reading, It was almost like watching your Favorite team getting wiped across the floor but not willing to change the channel, Knowing how funny it is and waiting and watching..Or in this case reading......
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Eh , he's a scientologist , he has to do something weird every now and then Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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At the risk of disagreeing with you on something, you are not your job. If you were to win the Powerball you would still have to fill your time or vegetate in front of the TV until you die. If you would continue working where you are now, you have a profession. If you would quit you have a job. The companies that tend to last the longest are run by people with a passion for their mission. If they just want to make money and don't care about anything else, they can be drug dealers or politicians. Or they can start a new religion and make money while screwing with peoples minds and bodies. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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I forgot to mention, 43 is getting really panned in the reviews. It's not quite like QUOTE Zyzzyx Road (pron.: /zəˈzɪzɪks/ zə-ZIZ-iks) is a 2006 American thriller film written and directed by John Penney. It stars Leo Grillo, Katherine Heigl, and Tom Sizemore. The film has gained a degree of notoriety due to being considered one of the lowest grossing movies in history with a domestic gross of 30 USD. CLOSE QUOTE 6 people paid to see that movie. The quote is from IMDB Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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At the risk of disagreeing with you on something, you are not your job. If you were to win the Powerball you would still have to fill your time or vegetate in front of the TV until you die. If you would continue working where you are now, you have a profession. If you would quit you have a job. The companies that tend to last the longest are run by people with a passion for their mission. If they just want to make money and don't care about anything else, they can be drug dealers or politicians. Or they can start a new religion and make money while screwing with peoples minds and bodies. Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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